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Green Plastic Watering Can

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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Abolish ICE.
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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After reading stellar reviews I’m finally giving Olivia Rodrigo’s “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” and I this is the most joyful song titled “maggots for brains” ever written.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Preach
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Katie Dippold Babadook tweet
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Once you understand the corporate culture of AI hyperscalers is everyone cooking their brains by locking themselves in the bathroom, holding flashlights under their chins, and saying "Aaaaaaaaaay Eyeeeeeee" until they wet themselves in terror, things snap into focus: pluralistic.net/2023/06/04/a...
A cutaway view of a stone tower containing an elaborate water-powered medieval geared machine. Rising out of the machine is a rainbow-tinted, pixelated God with the robes, beard and all. To one side of this scene is a cluster of tiny people in Jesus-era robes, falling about themselves in religious ecstasy all over a stone staircase, atop of which stands a robed priest with his hands upraised. The background is a set of shining golden rays, emanating from pixel-God.
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Blank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Corey has done an admirable job breaking down the lies that LLM chatbots are "hacking" anything, in reasonable, non-technical language.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wonder how God feels when he makes this beautiful tornado for you and you're praying that he saves you from it.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leavs are grey 🎵(All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey 🎵(And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk *entire band loses their fucking minds*
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
(Browns offices after hitting send on the QB1 announcement) great job team. i feel confident we will have the #1 news story of the day about an NFL sex pest in the Eastern Ohio region. give yourselves a pat on the back (a phone buzzes) hold on .......
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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bob Mortimer on Would I Lie To You reading a card with a dialogue bubble placed to make it appear like he is saying the line below.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm just gonna keep doing it the old fashioned way and try to stay healthy. In the future, when almost nobody knows how to write or edit without help from machines, I'll make good money again.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 14/08/2026
doing my best to play ry cooder's version of woody guthrie's song about union busters recorded on the resonator last winter but 20 sec too long for the old video limit 🙃 vigilante man
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you're ever at a rep showing of The Empire Strikes Back i think a bit that would absolutely crush is the first time Yoda appears on screen you say, don't yell, just at a regular speaking volume, the second you see Yoda say What The Fuck
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
That said, let us take a moment to thank our Bluesky Trans and Furry Elders for freaking out Jack Dorsey so much he bolted and left us this nice social media playground, taking most of his crypto chuds with him. We thank you for your service.
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ChiliDishGambino @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Give a heron a fish, you will feed it for a day. Give a heron a fishing pole, you are an asshole
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wisconsin drinks - a lot This is showing percent of population that are excessive drinkers
All of Wisconsin is drunk
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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Photo of Donald Trump looking grumpy with the text “Days Without Being An International Embarrassment: 0”
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Judah Grunstein @judah-grunstein.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why you should never go to your 40th high school reunion.
Ronaldinho, Madonna and Ronaldo at the World Cup halftime show.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 19/07/2026
As called on La 1 in Spain:
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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Is it coincidence that Vingegaard lost mental focus and crashed the day after WADA staff woke him up at 2 AM for a drug test? Damn. #TDF2026
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
State Sovereignty and Trump’s War Against the Constitution talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/state...
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State Sovereignty and Trump’s War Against the Constitution
In press conference comments today, Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin threatened that...
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mads Motherfucking Pedersen! Titanic effort today #TDF #Greenjersey
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
One time i filled a mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding and sat in the break room eating it with a spoon. A coworker came in and immediately power puked as soon as she saw me. Then a memo went around abt how pranks are illegal in the workplace. She never forgave me for it but in my defense: funny af
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump is a racist.
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Stoneface @stoneface.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He has become a swastika, his final form
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dankettercello @danielketter.com · 07/07/2026
This technique is just constantly jaw dropping, jester hats notwithstanding youtu.be/BKcTn-FGTKM
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a cello ricochet bowing exploration
YouTube video by Rushad Eggleston
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 20/02/2026
I’m sorry but fuck fuck fuck yes
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O Amargo da Língua 🌘 @satanswidow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#HOTD #HouseofTheDragon
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SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Animal studies
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Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
YouTube video by Yukon
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Senator Andy Kim @kim.senate.gov · 24/06/2026
Trump is holding the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act – the biggest housing bill in nearly 30 years – hostage because he doesn't care about YOU.
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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Emma D'Arcy should be the next 007
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Marshawn Lynch in a man of many talents. Most recently, he was a credentialed photographer at Friday's World Cup match between the U.S. and Australia.
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Marshawn Lynch is a credentialed photographer at World Cup
Marshawn Lynch is a man of many talents.
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Gimme some bleach boys My pool’s got mold The water smells shitty and my blue paint all Got stripped away
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States wasn’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has ...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Imran Bristol @imranicus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Large crowds gather for anti-racism rallies in Belfast and Derry: ‘We are the majority’ A Guyanese woman said that the anti-racism rallies “let people know that there is hope” and it's great to see that most people are repulsed by recent events. www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/norther...
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Large crowds gather for anti-racism rallies in Belfast and Derry: ‘We are the majority’
Live updates below as police confirm number of people charged over period of disorder
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TheBlindboyPodcast @blindboyboatclub.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
On legitimising yet another pogrom.
Some prefer to step two degrees away from the above conclusion, blaming the violence not on one discrete crime, but rather on long-simmering discontent about “unfettered immigration”, to use the words offered by loyalist MP Jim Allister, in the wake of last year’s Ballymena riots. Such riots are appalling, the argument goes, but their anger reflects a legitimate concern; that immigration has simply gone too far.

Again, we risk demeaning ourselves by pointing out that rates of migration into Northern Ireland have never been connected to any rise in crime, and represent a tremendous benefit to the economy, from workers in hospitality and agri-business sectors to manufacturing and academia. Migrants are most beneficial in the health and care sectors, with 22 per cent of carers in the state coming from outside the UK and Ireland, without whom Tracey Reid, chief executive of the Northern Ireland Social Care Council, says the sector “could not survive”. Such statistics are, of course, broadly similar throughout the UK and Ireland, and were regarded as truisms until it became seemingly gauche for any prominent newspaper or politician to repeat them, in favour of contorting gymnastically to flatter the perceptions and prejudices of those who just hate migrants for entirely racist reasons. No matter how much they contribute to society, and no matter how few of them there are.

A compelling argument that this is the case can be found in the demographics of Northern Ireland itself. Its current population is just shy of two million. According to the most recent figures available, net migration in the state between 2001 and 2023 amounted to around 62,000 people, including less than 2,400 refugees in secure accommodation. Ballymena, which until this week had been the most prominent site of anti-immigrant violence in the state, sits in the Mid and East Antrim council area, which has seen fewer than 5,000 international migrants settle there this century. Only 3 per cent of Northern Ireland’s population belong to any ethnic minority at all.

For those of us who find the constant discussion of “the immigration problem” dehumanising and dishonest in any context, it’s revealing to see it deployed in places where immigration barely exists, not least for what it might suggest about such legitimate concerns everywhere else. We are left to presume that any number of non-white faces, no matter how few, is a salient enough horror for locals that their concerns become legitimised automatically. Even one, it would seem, is one too many.Most confusing of all has been the near-total absence of any context regarding who, exactly, is committing all this violence. The reluctance among media outlets to specify that these pogroms are the work of far-right loyalist gangs is particularly odd, given that such groups are fond of signing their work. The LVF, and associated gangs, have for decades sprayed their tags on the houses of the people they burn out, whether Catholics, economic migrants or refugees. Even now their graffiti proudly adorns walls and estates, demanding they be reserved for “locals only”. I’m old enough to remember when the LVF attacked the specially modified home of a severely disabled child because his family was insufficiently Protestant. I’m old enough to remember it because it happened less than two years ago.

When loyalist gangs burned Catholic families out of their homes in past years, there were few stern and sombre pleas that we should understand the arsonists’ concerns. Nor was there a reflexive jolt to place such acts in a context the perpetrators themselves might have liked, perhaps by drawing direct links between their violent acts and the existence of alleged crimes committed by disconnected Catholics many miles away. That this same logic is no longer applied to vast acts of violence against dozens of non-white people of all nationalities in Belfast, purportedly due to the actions of a single man from Sudan, is as preposterous as it is repulsive.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I'm pretty sure there are only 100 kinds of faces and then the different components get reshuffled, this is scientifically based on my own research using a toy I had when I was 9 where you could mix up different eyes/noses/mouths by twisting a tube
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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Man… imagine being the guy who had to talk James Dolan into booking Wu-Tang for this halftime show instead of Billy Joel. Hope he gets hazard pay.
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Tegan O’Neil @teganoneil5000.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
bringing the Wu-Tang Clan out for this halftime crowd feels like the USO show in the middle of Apocalypse Now
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