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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

WTF is red-dyed diesel? Is that like those red pistachios that stained your fingers and teeth back in the 80s?

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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Abolish ICE.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This poster is like 37 Flavors of Dork but then you see Jesse Hughes at the bottom… that guy has 100% killed a hobo.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

After reading stellar reviews I’m finally giving Olivia Rodrigo’s “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” and I this is the most joyful song titled “maggots for brains” ever written.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oooooooooo… I’ve always wanted to try making that but am scared of fucking it up and creating a huge drippy mess. Any advice/tips?

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Plus the Ellison family fortune is cratering with Oracle’s overextension in Data Centers

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Buckle up and watch both seasons of The Rehearsal on HBO… your answer lies therein.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us

Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1:
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I read the last word as “pants” and I got a very different mental image

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Any other mortal would have posted this second babadook within the first several hours of the first post going viral… “think of the lulz this toasting pic is gonna get me next as a “thanks” reaction!” But she had the nerves and strength to hold the joke for 10 years and drop it like a nuke.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026

Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST

Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If the four of you ever need a fifth to play hoops, I’m game.

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Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Preach

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Love that! At Trenton Thunder games (MLB Draft League) a local bald eagle that nests on the Delaware River sits on one of the light towers and watches the game.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

More people say Shitshit than Shithat. Wild.

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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026

Once you understand the corporate culture of AI hyperscalers is everyone cooking their brains by locking themselves in the bathroom, holding flashlights under their chins, and saying "Aaaaaaaaaay Eyeeeeeee" until they wet themselves in terror, things snap into focus: pluralistic.net/2023/06/04/a...

A cutaway view of a stone tower containing an elaborate water-powered medieval geared machine. Rising out of the machine is a rainbow-tinted, pixelated God with the robes, beard and all. To one side of this scene is a cluster of tiny people in Jesus-era robes, falling about themselves in religious ecstasy all over a stone staircase, atop of which stands a robed priest with his hands upraised. The background is a set of shining golden rays, emanating from pixel-God.

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Blank Jimmy @theblankgeneration.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Corey has done an admirable job breaking down the lies that LLM chatbots are "hacking" anything, in reasonable, non-technical language.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Would not shock me at all to learn he never votes.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I really wish I knew what went wrong for Greenlaw last year in Denver. I thought he was going to be a huge asset… yet nothing.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I wonder how God feels when he makes this beautiful tornado for you and you're praying that he saves you from it.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Johnny Doc just happens to be the proud new owner of Trump Coin

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

He’s the archetypal “He Tells It Like It Is” politician… which, as you point out, translates to “Asshole”.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Love is like a butt… it’s got a crack and a hole in it.

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/11/2023

[The Mamas and The Papas, But They're Dogs] 🎵All the leavs are grey 🎵(All the leaves are grey) 🎵And the sky is grey 🎵(And the sky is grey) 🎵I've been for a walk *entire band loses their fucking minds*

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Because they are in a cult, not a political party.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Given the intensity of the preparation that modern NFL players undergo weekly it never made sense that he could have 1 foot in the WR room and one in the DB room and be successful at absorbing the critical work happening in both. This pivot makes total sense.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Guy next to me on Lemon Hill yelled “vaccines work” as he rode by LOL

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And Tao Geoghegan Hart! What a blast it was in Philly today!

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My dog cannot be topped at the Chewing Your Paws Incessantly For No Discernible Reason trick. She’s a real Canine Einstein (Caneinstein?)

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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When Slash rips into the main guitar riff… goddamn

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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

When the farmer gets careless with where he flicks his cigarette butt

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

(Browns offices after hitting send on the QB1 announcement) great job team. i feel confident we will have the #1 news story of the day about an NFL sex pest in the Eastern Ohio region. give yourselves a pat on the back (a phone buzzes) hold on .......

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Green Plastic Watering Can @fakeplastictrees.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Was the sex worker wearing a black hat and using the name Smokey?

The character Randy from Trailer Park Boys dressed as his streetwalker alter ego Smokey telling Julian “Man’s Got To Eat”

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