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Jill
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Short. Scottish. Likes gin. Can't drink very much of it. Occasionally sarcastic. Often grumpy. Likes law, LRP, theatre/dance and films. And Vegemite. She/her
Short. Scottish. Likes gin. Can't drink very much of it. Occasionally sarcastic. Often grumpy. Likes law, LRP, theatre/dance and films. And Vegemite. She/her
![[Scene is a suburban UK street, at night. A voice is coming from a semi-detached house.]
VOICE:
So let me get this straight:
You're a large, magic bunny...
[Cut to interior scene. We see a close-crop of the EASTER BUNNY, standing in the darkened living room of the house. The room is all drawn in atmospheric purples and blues, and a quadrant of light is cast on the wall from a streetlight outside the window.]
[We are still looking at the bunny. He is holding a boxed Easter egg. We noiw see that the voice speaking is not him but is instead coming from a character outside of frame].
Who's broken into this house at 1am to deposit shop-bought chocolate eggs...
EASTER BUNNY [looking awkward]:
Yes.
VOICE:
So people can remember...Jesus.?
EASTER BUNNY:
Yes.
[Pause]
Well I mean it sounds weird when you say it like that.
It is weird.
EASTER BUNNY:
Not as weird as you!
[Pull wider shot. We now see that the Voice is that of a large HAMSTER, who is holding a digital clock].
EASTER BUNNY:
What even is the 'BST Hamster' anyway?
BST HAMSTER:
*sigh*
I'm a large, magic hamster who breaks into people's houses at night and changes their clocks so they feel confused.
[Pause. They stand in silence, in the dark, thinking].
[Close up of the Bunny's face. he is still thinking in silence. He looks existentially nauseous].
EASTER BUNNY:
Do you ever feel your life makes no sense?
[Close up of the BST Hamster. He looks the same - silent, horrified].
BST HAMSTER:
Yeah.
[They stand in the silent living, dark room, in depressed silence.]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidaqmqiczrufgnsunewc7ycgunis4jtwmcejlufc7p6r4fxqkbpve)
