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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 7h
At 7.45am, a gentleman in a very very LOUD green cherry-picker painted the balcony parapet white. (Mine was the last one, he started at the other end of the building at 7am.) At 8.15am, it started raining. Hard. Oh dear.
My balcony. The building is late-1970s red brick, with a concrete parapet along the balcony wall; it's been painted white, but it's raining hard, so the wet white paint is dripping into the drainage gutter on the balcony floor.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 15h
Currently unpaywalled (it says for a limited time), and worth reading:
thecut.com
How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 16h
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by Bruce Eric Kaplan/BEK:

A man walks past a coffee shop. In the window there's a sign:

Restrooms are for customers only but they're gross if that makes you feel better
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 18h
Sorajiro appears to have borrowed Lisa Rinna's lips.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 18h
Meh. -- #waffle1712 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 18h
Absolutely no excuse at all for not getting this one first time. -- #Worldle #1712 (29.09.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 18h
OK. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1721 - 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 18h
Quicker than I got the English one. Whoop-de-frigging-doo. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1724 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 19h
Urp. -- Wordle 1,928 5/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 21h
I've never been a fan of Andy Burnham, and I was thoroughly appalled by the tactics the PLP used to shoehorn him into Downing Street - but I vote Labour, I want Labour to succeed, and there's a lot to like in this speech. I hope he can pull it off.
theguardian.com
Burnham vows to seek new ‘long-term’ relationship with EU in emotional Labour conference speech
PM also confirms plan to end pensions triple lock to pay for national care service and pledges to put electoral reform in Labour’s manifesto
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 21h
It's only Tuesday, but this may very well turn out to be the headline of the week:
soranews24.com
Tons of used books in Japan being bought up by someone or something
The purchasers are unknown, so let’s call them “anonymous individuals” or “AI” for short.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be Italian, You rapscallion, When you hold me, Don’t just hold me, But hold this!
On my kitchen counter, two 400g cans of Cirio Polpa Finissima - finely-pulped tomatoes. On each can there's an Italian flag and a flashmark that says '100% Italian'.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by Jon Adams.

Wally/Waldo - yes, from the Where's Wally/Waldo books, a man wearing blue trousers, a red and white striped top, and a red and white bobble hat - sits in a doctor's office. Opposite him, a female consultant. She says, "With an eyebrow lift, buccal fat removal, and lip injections you'd be unrecognizable."
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is lovely. And listening to it, it is genuinely shocking to remember that Morten Harket is sixty-seven years old, and has been diagnosed with Parkinson's. He's one of the great pop singers of his generation, and his vocal here is gorgeous:
youtube.com
Morten Harket – Hold Me (feat. Tomine Harket) [Official Video]
YouTube video by a-ha
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meh. -- #waffle1711 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An easy one: -- #Worldle #1711 (28.09.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No yellow squares. Off. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1720 - 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quicker than I got the English one. Whoop-de-frigging-doo. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1723 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Annoying. -- Wordle 1,927 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty sure this is going to be outside my budget. Tickets go on sale Wednesday lunchtime; sohoplace is not a large venue, and my best guess is that these performances will sell out very quickly. And by 'very quickly', I mean by teatime on Wednesday.
broadwayworld.com
Rachel Zegler Will Perform Concert Residency at @sohoplace
Rachel Zegler will perform an intimate concert residency at Soho Place in London's West End. The Golden Globe and Olivier Award winner will present her…
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let us worship: (...and for God's sake don't drink anything while you watch. Particularly during the second verse.)
youtube.com
Let's F*ck FASCINATING AIDA ***Content Warning*** F-word in play!
YouTube video by Fascinating Aïda
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Possibly the least surprising headline since scientists discovered that water is wet:
thedailybeast.com
Allies Refuse to Visit U.S. in ‘Mind-Boggling’ Collapse Under Trump
The U.S. is on pace to welcome 2 million fewer international visitors than last year.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Contrails.
Looking up from my balcony. Against a clear blue sky, many criss-crossing contrails.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1987 flashback. Me, somewhere in France, emerging from a coin-operated toilet. (…and that’s my cousin, probably waiting to go in.)
Slightly grainy holiday photo from 1987, probably taken by my dad: in the centre of a town somewhere in France, one of those self-cleaning coin-operated public loos. The door is open and I'm in the doorway - 15-year-old me, wearing jeans and a red sweatshirt. In front of me, but facing away from the camera, my 11-year-old cousin - quite a bit shorter than me, and wearing jeans and a blue top.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by Jon Adams.

A child's bedroom. The only light is from the open doorway. A child is in bed, probably asleep. In the doorway stands the child's father, holding a suitcase and with an overnight bag on his shoulder. He says, "I hope you don't channel your pain into a talent that makes you so rich and famous that I regret my decision to abandon you."
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not bad. -- #waffle1710 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A very easy one: -- #Worldle #1710 (27.09.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHOA. Quicker than I got the English AND French ones. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1719 - 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[silent scream] -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1722 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I choose violence. -- Wordle 1,926 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's early.
View from my balcony. Dawn breaking over Windsor town centre - above the buildings, a blue sky, and clouds glowing red as they reflect the rising sun.
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Free p*ssy upstairs.” The fact that the 7 fraternity boys from Cornell had to write an “I’m sorry” assay as an option as punishment for forcibly intoxicating & gang raping a young girl is what is deeply wrong with our society today. www.lawcommentary.com/articles/cor...
lawcommentary.com
Cornell Sued After Student Says 7 Fraternity Members Drugged and Gang-Raped Her, Some Faced ‘Essay’ Discipline | Law Commentary
A former Cornell University student has sued the school after alleging seven Chi Phi fraternity members drugged and gang-raped her at a fraternity house, accusing Cornell of responding inadequately af...
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's inspirational message:
Cartoon by Paul Noth.

A conference room in a skyscraper in a large city. Skyline with many high-rises visible through the window. Around the conference table, four men, all looking at tablets and documents. One says, "Every A.I. company talks about human extinction, but how do we invest in the one that will actually deliver?"
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Rag didn't want to leave Chicago.
On a shelf in Waitrose, a six-pack of Walkers Hot Honey flavour crisps
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In related news, education has now apparently been banned in Florida.
Headline from News 6/ClickOrlando:

Florida schools now recognize new 'Lake America', education leader says
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK. -- #waffle1709 4/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A very easy one: -- #Worldle #1709 (26.09.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHOA. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1718 - 2/6 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Putain de merde. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1721 6/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meh. -- Wordle 1,925 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liz Truss has somehow formed the impression that the Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair. Presumably her caregiver has been tied up and gagged and locked in the boot of her car.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Don't bother, he's here."
france24.com
Truth or Fake - 'Send in the Clowns': Viral video fuels claims Denmark trolled Trump and Rubio
A viral video claims Danish officials played Judy Collins's "Send in the Clowns" as US Secretary of State Marco Rubio arrived for a Greenland signing ceremony, sparking claims of Danish "trolling". Ou...
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's inspirational message:
Savage Chickens cartoon by Doug Savage.

Two chickens at a bar, talking.

One says, "You'd look nicer if you smiled."

The other replies, "You'd look nicer if you #@$*ed off."
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meh. -- #waffle1708 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wafflegame.net
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good guess. -- #Worldle #1708 (25.09.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OK. -- WortSuchSpiel.de #1717 - 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yowch. Painful. -- Le Mot (@WordleFR) #1720 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 wordle.louan.me
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooh. Symmetry. -- Wordle 1,924 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a tool on the BBC News website that lets you enter your postcode and see how much hotter the weather where you live was this summer compared to the long-term average. It's worse than I expected. 1/2
Screenshot of a page on the BBC News website - a summary describing average daily temperatures in my postcode during this past summer:
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Temperature

In your area, the average daily
high during June, July and August
was [43:18 according to
provisional Met Office data.

This is EEAeE110=) the long-term
summer average between 1991
and 2020.

Your area had about 34 days
above 28C, the local temperature
threshold for a heatwave.

What about the year to date?
Click the buttons in the chart
below to see your local
temperatures compared with the
typical maximum, average and
minimum.Graph on the BBC News website showing the average daily maximum temperature over 2026 so far - a red line - compared to the long-term average, which is shown as a dotted black line. This year's averages are significantly higher.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Current mood:
Cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

A coffee shop. A man brings his takeout cup of coffee back to the counter and says to the barista, "I'd like a refund. It didn't work."
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