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Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“The monster is so hungry it might attack, unless you sacrifice one of your villagers” is a classic fairytale
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23h
since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter
Elon Musk on October 28, 2022: Comedy is now legal on twitter 

Me with my profile photo and display name changed to Elon Musk on November 4, 2022: My wife left me

A screenshot of my account suspension for violating twitter rules
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just a little miss on the low end
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 13/10/2026
Mark Zuckerberg trying to drink Guinness like a hoo-man.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Missed a spot shaving my face this morning that has completely obliterated any chance of my brain thinking about anything else
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
get you a quick shine
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 10/10/2026
we've gone from "let me fucking google that for you" to "the internet doesn't work any more so you'll have to ask someone directly"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Christopher Miller @christopherjm.ft.com · 10/10/2026
US officials stepped up pressure on Ukraine to stop striking Russian oil refineries and threatened to cut off vital intelligence sharing as Donald Trump announced a deal with Moscow to release diesel on to the world market. www.ft.com/content/7fd4... via @financialtimes.com
ft.com
US warns Kyiv that strikes on Russia jeopardise intelligence-sharing
Donald Trump’s administration delivered threat after Volodymyr Zelenskyy criticised diesel deal with Moscow
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
orbology works it just takes about a decade
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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TORCHE - Live @ HELLFEST 2026
YouTube video by Hellfest Open Air Festival
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Hippie Death Cult - Grit, Blood & Bone (Official Video)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric, full stop. It's not only a call to instigate a race war in the United States, but it's reminiscent of historic European justifications used to incite pogroms against Jews. People who say things like this are incredibly dangerous, as there is nothing they won't eventually do.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this looks like a photo of Tom Cruise from the year 2008 and somebody used photoshop to shrink his face by 70%
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026
My wife’s brain is less internet-poisoned than mine.
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus Christ
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment theonion.com/doj-to-bring-back-firi…
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/10/2026
RESEARCHER: Koko, you cannot eat RHOSLC's Lisa Barlow's child KOKO:
email sub: Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous Meal
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/MIT5MaFjoz8?...
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MAX DIAZ - BAD MF (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by MAX DIAZ
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has nature ever been more healed than Daniel Jones losing an opening-drive fumble in London at 9:35 AM ET?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Anime Titties - Sean Paul (Official Video)
YouTube video by Anime Titties
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every person in the next administration will be replacing the worst person to ever hold their office.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
where are my manners, happy October youtu.be/jpzWVh7f4TE?...
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Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s sad. I also nearly stopped my neighbor’s house from burning down, when I got ticked off at the arsonist. But I didn’t, instead I gave him matches and lighter fluid. But I was kinda peeve for a bit, there! This makes me look good.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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werewolves of gluten @explodingwhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shotgun blast direct to liberty biberty's teeth and the wound closes up like t-1000
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Impressed at his lack of immediate reaction
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt @thorco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Out of curiosity I cut his body out in a photo editor and put that thing down flipped it and reversed it. He is somehow still the same shape, like some cursed Weeble Wobble
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Ian Berry @ianberry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"BEIJING, Sept 28 (Reuters) - China is set to cut tariffs on a broad range of US agricultural goods, from corn and wheat to meat and dairy, but top import item soybeans were excluded from a tariff-reduction list its commerce ministry issued on Monday."
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