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Marie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I'm part of a q&a in real life the men act exactly the same and they're *supposed* to be asking questions but they don't they just... explain stuff at you, even when you're the expert in that thing on the panel.
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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty much all analog horror of the past decade owes its roots to local58 and widows bay bears a strong resemblance to brood hollow.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw someone say on Twitter, of Jane Schoenbrun, “At some point you have to make a movie that isn’t about yourself.” No you don’t. That isn’t true
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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LOWER SOUL @lowersoul.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I always think of kris straub's old chainsawsuit comic when this stuff burbles up
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 16/09/2026
I'm so thirsty. I feel like I ate 66 inches of heavily-salted meat cylinder
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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No remakes. Treat the original games as art pieces to be preserved and understood in context. The way the games look with more limited technology is not a problem to be fixed.
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
read my visual novel if you like good fantasy literature but also have a weakness for anime tropes and also you got mental illness from going to christian school gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
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Soul of Sovereignty Prelude by ggdg
a tale of deadly kindness and selfish virtue
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Radmad is Unplugging his PAX @radmad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My TTRPG hot take is we need stronger prescription in order to make games sing. When you offer complete player freedom across character builds, itemization, and challenges you have created a fundamentally unbalanceable system. You have to lock *something* down to create effective friction.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
2 ANXIOUS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN STEPPEN OUT OF A DOOR LIKE A "CHICK TRACK" AND SAYS "TO ANCIOUS TO LIVE TO SCARED TO DIE" - D.S.Z. (DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN) - I AINT GOIN ANY WHERE BUT THAT DOSENT MEAN I LIKE IT HERE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So 20-40k viewers and you can become the most important man in America, interesting… good to know
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magnolia siddell ✨ @magnoliapearl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was 17 and saw Rocky Horror I made a really embarrassing horny post about Tim Curry on my livejournal. Then my grandma died and I made a post about that. Then at my grandma’s funeral I found out my mom had found my LJ by googling grandma’s name & read that Tim Curry post out loud to everyone
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
JKR had her chance at a future where she would be remembered forever for getting kids to fall in love with reading, and instead she will be remembered as a stochastic terrorist on the wrong side of one of 21st century history’s foremost civil rights battles, and I do think that’s somewhat sinking in
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 25/08/2026
the thing about indie games is that if someone designs one single game I love, I’ll get whatever they make for the rest of their lives and pretty much always have a good time. people are so attached to ip but imo you really gotta know the creators.
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i don't need AI to be productive. i do it the old fashioned way, by neglecting my relationships and physical health
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 22/08/2026
I take this as a good sign to not watch the show somehow even harder than before.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my first novel, THE TOWER, is available everywhere june 22 2027 💙 pre-order: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think there are two gens, people over 40 and people under 40, and that's it and nobody gets to feel special anymore
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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bioshock infinite has always sucked ass. Poor gameplay trying to shock me with racist bad guys doesn’t work when the game pulls a “hmm maybe the oppressed leftists are just as bad?!” The final three minutes being more interesting than the rest of the game put together doesn’t absolve it.
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Steve Fartlow @stevefartlow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fetish content is the carcinization of Online.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference!
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merritt @merrittk.com · 10/08/2026
avatar is the leftist joe rogan
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
GTA sucks. just drive around doing chores and listening to top hits and mediocre jokes irl. do you really need a car with bad driving physics and a gun that sucks to shoot to enrich that experience
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Hannah 'Pichy' Stockmann @hpichystockmann.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Savage.
"Devolver and its board are seeking shareholder approval to delist, believing becoming a private company is in the best interests of Devolver, its employees, its partners, and its Shareholders as a whole," a spokesperson for the company told GamesIndustry.biz.

"We’ve made an announcement about this.

"The purpose is simple and positive. Being private will allow the Devolver Digital team, especially the finance, legal, and executive team, to singularly focus on the long-term health of the company and less on satisfying the requirements of the public market, which have nothing to do with being a successful game publisher."
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Kris Straub (كريس) @krisstraub.com · 01/08/2026
i’m sorry everyone, i’ve been caught using this table and a d6 to help improve my work 1 - Perfection—no notes 📝 2 - Clear and concise, great job 👏 3 - Absolutely fascinating 🧐 4 - Crushing it as usual 💪 5 - Masterful take on the subject 🥇 6 - Roll again for deeper analysis 🎲
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If Biden had thrown Trump in the slammer we wouldn't be here. You can piss and moan all you want but J6 was history books shit and history books shit requires the President to do President shit. And he didn't. And now the guy who saved millions has to eat shit from a penis like Ron Johnson
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"But we have to protect kids from TEH ALGORITHMZ!" What is The Algorithm (tm) showing people? Other people's speech. The entirety of this moral panic is directly fueled by a dozen people -- I can name each one of them -- who want the government to be able to control what speech you can see.
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Kat Tsai @chuwenjie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have no clue why it was on that slide or who put it there, and every member of the crew I worked with is 100% against AI. Every aspect of the animation is handcrafted by real artists and I hope that people don’t use this slide as a reason to detract from how much love and labor went into the film.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
And just from a dad’s perspective, it seems to me one of the explicit aims here is to make black girls feel like they are ugly. Like why else are you angry about a black little mermaid. And yes I take that shit personal.
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Tom Siddell @gunnerkrigg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gunnerkrigg Court Volume 4 Omnibus from @DarkHorseComics is now on sale! Here's a link to places you can get either edition from, Hardback and Softcover: www.darkhorse.com/books/3011-7... and you can also pre-order it from my Topatoco store here: topatoco.com/products/gk-...
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Gunnerkrigg Court Volume 4 TPB :: Profile :: Dark Horse Comics
Tom Siddell’s acclaimed, long-running webcomic continues in print!This paperback volume features new cover art by Siddell, updated interior art, and includes chapters 60-77 of the beloved sci-fi...
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 23/07/2026
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evan dahm @evandahm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I would argue that even the flat and cynical crap made by a human being is categorically of the same class as the Good Stuff, and as categorically different from a generative-AI output
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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My toxic trait is that I think Standard Time (where your time zone’s noon is solar noon) is Good. Basically changing the time zone because all our jobs fetishize getting there on some number is ridiculous. We couldn’t just let people show up at real 9am, we need to change the zone an hour!
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scotian @scotian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump can only understand the world transactionally — literally everything he sees and does is reduced to it — and his heuristic is that if he is not being paid, he is the loser of the transaction
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the tl;dr of Trump roomba theory is that Trump has a selected set of brainworms that his brain prioritizes until he hits a roadblock, at which point his staffers and his brain go off in another direction
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 13/07/2026
When It Happens, if any Democratic politician utters a single word for him other than pure contempt and scorn, I will be waging a holy war against that person for the rest of my natural life
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I always laugh when idiots here claim America has some kind of special great warrior culture. Read history. We ain't unique when it comes to skill at arms. What we are best at is entertainment. Rap and rock will outlast the U.S. Army in human memory.
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Katie, LLTID (little lady till i die) @katieandcatburger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
OH MY GOD its $6 this game is so freakin cute and funny its just such a good time, pick it up and be merry
later alligator is $5.93USD
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adamatomic @adamatomic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
games have been huge success. thats why we're firing every one who makes games. also we are going to make it so players can no longer buy games
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"If we do unambiguously good, necessary things that could inspire resentment in assholes" sounds to me like a bonus, not a reason against doing it
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molly 🏳️‍⚧️ @gnomon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm no expert, but between local 58, candle cove, broodhollow, etc., it sure seems like kris straub was a key tributary to the cultural river that produced the current moments being had by analog horror, creepypasta horror, and lovecraftian comedy. Maybe try hiring/funding him directly?
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Had McDonalds twice today and after the second time the lady at the window called me bourgeoisie scum
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✨chipzel @chipzel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
00 still human my new album coming soon x
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