Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 6hhe should go whole hog and make it mandatory viewing. make schools wheel in the TV or whatever they do now. 000
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 13hI was taught by several “foreigners” at UC Davis and they were all without a doubt brilliant and helpful. German computer graphics profs, Chinese network programming, and even a British beer brewing prof. We attract the best of the world to our country and he finds that offensive? 080
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 13hGod I hope that’s just twitter performance art. Otherwise: girl, take the baby and RUN 080
Reposted by EscGio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 08/10/2026they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote 12801167
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It drives me crazy. It’s like hearing “but if a loaded gun wasn’t pointed me at all times, where would be the joie de vivre?” 000
Reposted by EscBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it just always strikes me as a profoundly privileged vision for what society ought to care about. yeah we're not in the business of producing and distributing resources, we're here to make 40 year olds feel wanted for increasingly stupid reasons 64619
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026100% priming the pump for newly christened WBD/Paramount "Skydance" to have their new show succeed. This is advertising. 080
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m kinda worried about Esther, her dead eyed emotionless state has been even more emotionless lately. 010
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If i ever need to lock in and finish a task in the next ten minutes i always put this on. It has NEVER failed. 000
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026but its so much easier to buy from professional scalpers with debt schemes like klarna now! 100
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wow you invented a new Type Of Annoying Guy or he’s every type of annoying guy. 050
Reposted by Escgita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It comes from the same desire to place yourself at the center of the conflict. And I think some people need to reflect on why they need to be at the center of something that they weren’t involved in. 01922
Reposted by Escjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026these fucking ghouls should never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives 223305232
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was a big “always use cash weirdo” back in the 2000s because I hated the government and tech. Still do but I’ve been beaten down and use phone NFC with faceID because goddamn it, it’s so much nicer. 040
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Posting this gif also now self similarly identifies me as 30 or 40 years oldstatic.klipy.comMaster Shake: I Am 30 Or 40 Years OldALT: Master Shake: I Am 30 Or 40 Years Old 010
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The day we took home our most recent shelter cat, she was so afraid and hidey, I felt bad and gave her a little icecream, as a treat. I’m someone who usually never feeds pets human food. I’m a big meanie and never have given her another lick of icecream in three years. She has not forgotten. 091
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026JAYSUS CHEIST what the fuck possesses people to post shit like that 1100
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s very confusing to me because being a public figure is *contingent* on your palatability to the public audience. No one is going to central public figure casting and knocking his name off a board! People just don’t want to look at a rapist! It’s naturally occurring! 1121
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ma’am how does it feel to carry the burden of being god’s perfect princess? 010
Reposted by EscI’m a Ghoul’s Girl @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you’re goth or witchy you should get all of October off to celebrate the season. 08213
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Replace creator with “person” and that’s the sobering truth. 090
Reposted by EscAngela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just think women should be able to get educations without a constant threat of sexual violence. 91382206
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One micronewton of force on any surface of that screen though…pop goes the oled 000
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026George Will deserves to be put on an ice floe and pushed out to sea. 020
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You can also do this trick to cook garlic in olive oil, just use a strong Pyrex heat resistant container, it can get hot real fast. Do it in 30 sec increments. 021
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This one drives me crazy because usually it’s very obvious when characters are lying or wishcasting because they’re well written and have motivations? and people stubbornly treat their statement “A is true” as some sort of law that gets contradicted. And don’t look at tha t and think why. 040
Reposted by EscMarie Gardiner @mariegardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every time I'm part of a q&a in real life the men act exactly the same and they're *supposed* to be asking questions but they don't they just... explain stuff at you, even when you're the expert in that thing on the panel. 0844
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The attorney that got felony charges dismissed and left him with just the DUI which he raged about. Like not just stupid but terminally dumb to be angry about the gift on a silver platter that lawyer handed you. 1171
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it true you can’t get appointed public representation if you have too much money? Won’t the court get pissed and just appoint one eventually? 010
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Pretty much all analog horror of the past decade owes its roots to local58 and widows bay bears a strong resemblance to brood hollow. 010
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Baba ganoush with the eggplant you aren’t making into dishes. You can store this in the fridge as a condiment for a while. 130
Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only subreddit I’ve been banned from is r/cats for mentioning this fact. Apparently telling people it is good to keep their cats indoors is “being uncivil” by “telling people how to raise their pets” 0361
Reposted by EscTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity. 213379832
Reposted by EscDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending. 8460671070
