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Eric Gordon

@ericgordon.bsky.social
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Mostly tolerable.

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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It really does sucks.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
head like a hole black as your soul khakis got pleats bought 'em at Kohl’s
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you-- Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Supersonic trebuchet pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pellet flung flung flung flung flung flung far away
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/08/2026
I love having a gen-z doctor. today she told me my blood pressure was “extra spicy”
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Luv to go outside and huff particles.
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
His brain is soup.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable
Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 14/06/2026
It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Vibes are off, man.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
His brain is soup.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/04/2026
you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:
actual nytimes headline 

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 01/04/2026
Today's the day.
A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. 

Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 29/03/2026
A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...
LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have permanently altered my algorithm, but it is worth it.
Cheesy horse graphic that says Honse ridding
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Jay Lender @jaylender.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Faux-old poster with fold marks. Postal Mascot Mr. Zip holds up a letter. Text reads: The Post Office is a SERVICE not a business! (Just like the police and fire departments!) When they say it NEEDS to turn a profit... Tell them to GO FUCK THEMSELVES!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The NYT style guide
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hot Lead and Cold Feet (1978)
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Eric Gordon @ericgordon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Where does the AP Style Guide land on Crunchwraps Supreme vs. Crunchwrap Supremes?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/01/2026
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
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Reid Southen @rahll.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This kid is awesome, actual hero.
“He was tearing them up and just shoving them in as fast as he could,” said Ali Martinez, a witness to the event. “Like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest.” According to the police estimate, around 57 of the 160 images on the wall were destroyed.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 20/01/2026
In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/01/2026
It's the Karen presidency. Everything going on is because one dumb old asshole didn't get his way and now it's everyone's problem
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas. You will log.
Roku search results. Whitney said “Yule log” and it read them as “you will log”
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 22/12/2025
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle in 1979 at Muppets Go Hollywood
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Stealworkers
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A famous guy I was a fan of sent an email during the pandemic just being like "hey I like your show, great job" and it meant a ton to me. So ever since I've tried to reach out whenever I really like something and just tell the people who made it "I really like this, thanks for making it!"
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Jón Kristinsson @jonkk.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 12/11/2025
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My takeaway from the elections yesterday is that it’s one thing to be unpopular and have a large portion of the media apparatus desperate to pretend that’s not the case but it’s another thing to be unpopular and have that be an undeniable fact
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