Reposted by B(urger W)itchPatience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Oh my god without question this Keith is my absolute favourite 1454
Reposted by B(urger W)itchMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 20/07/2026 46112
Reposted by B(urger W)itchmid wife crisis actor @ballistari.bsky.social · 20/07/2026now that the sack of shit has been booted out, post your best keiths 3824449
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJake Nelson @jakenelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I respect Wade here a lot more than I do a coward who wouldn't make that argument. Once my mom and I were looking at standalone freezers at Sears and debating a little too loudly how many bodies you could fit in one. Salesguy walked up and was like "no way. You could absolutely fit 3." Got the sale 850875
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026probably about as good as i'm gonna get it 475555
Reposted by B(urger W)itchthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz 372683430
Reposted by B(urger W)itchlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/10/2026"jackson chourio was in middle school when covid started. jackson chourio was born into a post-Vine world. jackson chourio is actually the baby from the end of 2001: a space odyssey" -what my timeline is going to be like this whole postseason if the brewers make a deep run 1228721
Reposted by B(urger W)itchThe Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 30/09/2026Pope Leo XIV sent a letter blessing his favorite baseball team before the Chicago White Sox brought the smoke in a playoffs-opening win over the Houston Astros. “I willingly invoke the Almighty’s abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones,” he wrote.washingtonpost.comPope Leo sent a letter blessing the White Sox ahead of playoffs winThe Chicago-born pontiff sent the Chicago team the "Almighty’s abundant blessings." 718446
Reposted by B(urger W)itchleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day 382371383
Reposted by B(urger W)itchlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026i think it's nice no one is mad about air fryers anymore 6473125
Reposted by B(urger W)itchAnt🐜 @deadant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just saw someone on Reddit claiming that air fryers are only used by kids heating up frozen chicken nuggets (something along the lines of "gen Z failing basic life skills") and it was like witnessing the Japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after WWII 739515
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self 321301160
Reposted by B(urger W)itchR. RATT 🌲🐀🦝🌿 @sylvanrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026IF LOVIN' BIONICLE PORN IS WRONG, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT 0712
Reposted by B(urger W)itchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I LOVE Bionicle porn! 4126201038
Reposted by B(urger W)itchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise* 131265407
Reposted by B(urger W)itchpsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p) 59139723086
Reposted by B(urger W)itchBlood Machine @bloodmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy 9/kirkeven ! Neverforget 214621
Reposted by B(urger W)itchPossum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Peter Cullen really knew how to sell the fuck out of Toonami promos. A non-insignificant amount of anime's popularity in the States rests on his voiceover skills. RIP to the master 61509634
Reposted by B(urger W)itchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Once again. Go fuck yourself. Terminally on-line moron. "I share mutuals." Jesus christ, seriously? 3565
B(urger W)itch @em-seq.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I feel like Lemon Poppy Seed Muffins have really gone out of style 100
Reposted by B(urger W)itchAre you brave enough to face...DOCTOR HONK'S CHAMBER OF HORRORS? @thechunch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Your average Netizen 15-20 years ago if somebody was trying to proselytize on a plane. 430119
Reposted by B(urger W)itchDrew Shields (commissions closed) @gnarlyghost.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Po Wahi desert crossing #bionicle 162107547
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/07/2026idea i just had: instead of traffic lights working automatically, they could have a little pull cord that hangs over the middle of the intersection. so whenever you want to change the light you can just get out of your car and walk out there and pull the cord. that could be cool 19105384
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026they should have world cup playoffs so they can determine who is the best world cup team of all 1186840
Reposted by B(urger W)itchAssigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m on an odyssey diet. if it’s odd, I see it! 0391
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026they call it the "odyssey" because you really "should" see it 241678107
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/07/2026what do you all think about the new trailer for the avengers movie 044436
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/07/2026mustachioed old man wearing derby hat, stopped at a red light in a 1964 volkswagen beetle: "i sure could go for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!" me, peeling out of adjacent lane in a 2026 mclaren gts: don't you mean a "pbj" 653836
Reposted by B(urger W)itchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/07/2026i like to come up with opinions that no one has ever believed or even heard of before and put "gentle reminder:" in front of them 201992252
Reposted by B(urger W)itchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Je moeder. 53114
Reposted by B(urger W)itchMadi/Six - Project 0621 @madi-the-immortal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Art I did for a cancelled @rettjester.bsky.social album in 2022. These versions of the render is remastered from the original RAW's - The final composites were never finished. Most records here are art for other early singles by the artist. Some also with art by me. #Blender #lowpoly #blender3d 1147
Reposted by B(urger W)itchCRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Could’ve picked any one of dozens, but this’ll do. 0103
Reposted by B(urger W)itchSpookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 14/05/2024I swear, a good photo of this man cannot be taken. 83111
Reposted by B(urger W)itchRacial Dolezal @sircoach.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026Conor McGregor tonight:static.klipy.comAaron Rodgers Enters Stadium with FlagALT: Aaron Rodgers Enters Stadium with Flag 213826
Reposted by B(urger W)itchone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 12/07/2026england and argentina win but conor mcgregor gets publicly humiliated in hopefully career ending fashion 031455
