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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 03/10/2026
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bob Kane: I created Batman. Kid named Finger:
Bill Finger: the man responsible for the vast majority of what makes Batman interesting and iconic
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/10/2026
Preparing for a conversation with a legendary economist by listening to this
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sorry to twitterpost but I was checking something on that site and lost my mind when I saw this. girl, you actually don't have to be subjected to that! you're choosing to subject yourself to it by continuing to actively post on the white supremacist forum! you can just stop any time!
onion person aka Juniper posting on Elon Musk's X dot com: "why must we be subjected to elon musks miserable love life endlessly". she is quoting a post which I cropped out because who cares
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps.
1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says:
"Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!" 
2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says "Good ol' Charlie Brown...yes, sir!" 
3rd panel: "Good ol' Charlie Brown..." 
4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, "How I hate him!"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw some types of guy in Pittsburgh
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George H. W. Bush added the H to his name in order to avoid confusion with the more famous George W. Bush
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Kye 🎃 Funkenstein @kye.bsky.to · 13/03/2026
100.
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Flint Crow @flintcrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#sunrise 🖤
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you should always avoid riding airplanes you helped build. don't get high on your own supply
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GC Gi @caldeiragiselle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almond Tree's in Blossom Auvers sur Oise, 1890. 🟡Vicent van Gogh
*Chestnut Trees in Blossom* by Vincent van Gogh. A Post-Impressionist canvas featuring a massive tree with green leaves and yellow blossoms dominating the center. Below, people walk along a yellow road near a white house, beneath a dark, stormy sky.
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/2ZaV7Dvv4ic?...
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POV you're talking to Michael Hobbes about the worst man in the world
YouTube video by Little Joel
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Exasperated] Do you EVER feel like a plastic bag?
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
John Lennon trying to explain world peace to an American: Imagine there's a burger It's tasty fast food slop One bun below it Another one on top Imagine all the people Eating a burger Yu-uh-uh-uh-um!
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Cool Sasha: The Animation @sashamak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I have Couvid www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqo2...
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Sade - The Sweetest Taboo (Live 2011)
YouTube video by SadeVEVO
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pachydesmus meets his children. Starting life with just six legs, these little white specks will somehow grow into one of the largest millipedes in the southeastern USA.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
coworker was talking about Heathcliff so I made a reference to the Ham Helmet but no one knew what the fuck I was talking about. common Conor L
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
impressive capture by this hangingthief robber fly
A gangly orange fly with a long abdomen, a short boxy thorax, huge eyes and a comically pointy set of mouthparts carries a wasp of about the same mass across my hand
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/spot-t...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. The image compression on here is rough. Just go read it at swanboy.com
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
YOU SHOULD BE BETTING ON SPORTS ALL DAY EVERY DAY! WHILE YOU’RE ON THE TOILET! WHILE YOU’RE LYING IN BED! IF YOU DON’T SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT GAMBLING YOU’RE A FUCKING MORON! (knowingyourlimitsisalwaysthebestbet)
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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to show everyone that you can be who you are as long as you are me.
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I am not complicit" I'm gonna say this all day
Ed Sheeran I am not complicit shirt
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pronouns are Satanic. that’s why God, in His infinite wisdom, forbade us from using them
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Bookmarking a tweet that says the Iran war is not endless like Iraq
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The Iron Temple @irontempleradio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bumping this 2021 Kiwi grindcore track glassblower.bandcamp.com/track/ben-sh...
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Ben Shapiro With His Throat Cut, by Glassblower
from the album Younger Than Old Money
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i don’t know if i’ve ever met a trans person. to me all people are “just women”
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
your new old fashioned dad (@drankturpentine) on twitter: "t. s. eliot used initials because his name was top secret"
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 07/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 11
3 panel Garffeld comic: panel 1, the Abbess is administering a leech to a grimacing Garffeld while Jon says, "Tell me, Abbess, have you ever considered the existence of a fifth humor? I will show you my writing on the subject sometime."; panel 2, the Abbess responds, "Listen well, Brother. I am here to tend to God's creatures, in body and spirit, not for idle words." Jon says, "For certain."; panel 3, Jon carries off Garffeld and says, "God be with ye," and the Abbess responds, "Have a blessed day."
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Historian here. Let me explain how in the past far-right parties in Germany have caused problems not only for their own country, but for other countries as well: (1/?)
Far-right AfD wins historic victory in German state
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oh jeez @nimakokaaz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
catching someone off guard is not how to initiate intimate and meaningful social contact between yourself and NONHUMAN INDIGENOUS PEOPLE WITH EXISTING TREATY RELATIONSHIPS. if you want this, you recognise and honor the treaties, and understand the reciprocal relationship. every day. always.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Al @alcartoonist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Liberty Mutual mascots ranked by how much I want them dead in a ditch Doug Jr. Guy who can't say "Liberty Mutual" Limu Emu Doug Liberty Biberty
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭
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Assigned Conor At Birth @assignedconor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
[Paul McCartney voice] Pain at the pump Pain at the pump Paying out the ass To get some gas Because of Donald Trump Feeling pain at the pump Pain at the pump Feeling pain at the pump Pain at the pump
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Isobel Fox @isobel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
if i were ricky gervais’ manager - and god willing one day i will be - i’d say “hey rick. drop the y”
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