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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 15h
I'm not far at all into silent hill townfall but my spoiler free thoughts so far are - 1: it's great but a little frustrating 2: this game could genuinely remove two or so enemy NPCs per section and it would be dramatically improved
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 03/10/2026
ICYMI: NHS Wales admits its “urgent review” still hasn’t begun over a month after pausing all gender-affirming surgeries for adult patients
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NHS Wales apologises for withdrawal of trans healthcare, admits "urgent review" still hasn't begun
NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee apologises for "distress" caused by a withdrawal of care but admits its "urgent review" had still not begun nearly a month after hundreds were denied care
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
allies 30 seconds after mild criticism
cardboard box labeled "be quite!® straight power"
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/10/2026
seems to be a really big week for "things I don't understand clearly going quite badly"
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My skin literally started smoking during my laser hair removal appointment girls, I think we can say I had a good one
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember I was making fun of minecraft when I was a teen and my friend genuinely hit me with: "What's the matter gayboy? Not enough dialogue for you to skip?"
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd say that the trilogy's theme is that we are capable of great change. The first example of this theme being in its opening image of a stormtrooper taking off his helmet & deserting. The last example being when the trilogy /itself/ changes at its final installment to become dogshit. Thematic, fr
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey is it a good sign that under almost every mildly-successful-or-more social media post there's a follow-up where the poster reluctantly talks about how broke they are & how they need help? Are we truly all passing around the same £20 between all of us?
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I leave a review whenever I use a service. I love writing shit like "you guys are great i love the royal maillllll"
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It had a theme about legacy being dangerous if you let it define you, failure is healthy, that you don't need to be part of a powerful bloodline to make a difference in the world. And then they went "actually it's the opposite"
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any time a politician speaks in favour of AI, they should have this spammed at them. Under every post they make, read out live at every speech they give.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, other trans women: did you get anxiety when you transitioned? For about a year it's felt like the worst anxiety episode of my life, literal self-loathing at every awkward interaction. How did you get out of it/deal with it?
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the gym is a really fun place for stimming, I have a hyperfixation for doing pullups right now and let me tell you life is good
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
carol leonnig in particular has been doing really great reporting with sources in the white house at ms now. if you were wondering. this was published half an hour ago
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Top DOJ official warned prosecutors would be fired for not pursuing alleged voter fraud, according to sources
In a conference call among senior officials, a directive to prosecutors: Go after election fraud cases presented to them or risk termination. The Justice Department denies a threat was made.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"The unexamined life is not worth living" is just what us ODCoids keep telling ourselves. Just pure unfiltered cope so we can keep overexamining to find out if our friends secretly hate us or whatever
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have posted this on Labor Day.
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the polish language has 75 words for onion and no word for job

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footjob, rimjob, pitjob, blowjob... english reduces all the greatest acts of physical intimacy down to exploitation of labor. in polish we call blowjobs “making ice cream" because they are tasty treats made with care and love. the american mind cannot comprehend this
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Dr Dave Hitchcock @davehitchcock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
While we are on the subject, mathematicians have also had to get a lot of practice now refuting plagiarisms of their work. All these news stories about this or that "AI" smashing millenium problems turn out to be prrrrreeetty shady.
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OpenAI's biggest math breakthrough is getting ugly...
YouTube video by Fireship
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is so fucking crazy. huge huge huge scoop www.404media.co/inside-proje...
In a dashboard available to the workers, human reviewers are able to select which “task” they want to take on. Once they click that, they are presented with the real ChatGPT user’s prompt. 404 Media has seen multiple real prompts but is not quoting any of them for source protection reasons. Some of the prompts indicate the ChatGPT user does not expect that a human may end up reading their conversation, because they ask ChatGPT to keep the content to themselves.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I cannot tell you what absolute fiction this is. AI is heading for a crash and this cackhanded Terminator narrative is being engineered to save them. The fact that the unsubstantiated testimony of a former employee has been the top story on BBC News all day is absurd and irresponsible.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More of this, please! The messaging that people are trying to buy Britain is pretty galvanising and honestly dead accurate!
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One thing that has always always shocked me is the fact that left/left of centre parties aren't just open about the fact that conservatives better-funded by orders of magnitude, and that there's millions being poured into the UK from foreign interests to make our people believe in facsism
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♱ 🕯️𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖏𝖔𝖗🕯️ ♱ @majormelon1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
HALLOOWEEEEEEN BABBYYYY 🎃🍂☕️👻🍁🍫
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is the "Charlie Brown had hoes" of the center now. You didn't experience this. It didn't happen. This wasn't real.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In case you don't know I Quite Enjoy Owlcat's Rogue Trader
✨✨Lord SNACK🥨TAIN it's almost 🕑 time to ROGUISHLY 👀👀 trade 👨‍🔧 on IT 🍆💦 get ready to ARCH😩your MILITANT🥒, ASS🍑your Assin🍑🪱 and Guard💂‍♂️ your VAN🚚 The🫃🫃 Von Valencius🫃 🫃😝dyNASTY😝😜 is riding flagships 🛥️into the maw 👄 tonight 
Send this to five 5️⃣of your 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️THOTTIEST👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ Lord Captains ⚓to let them know this 😻USSY won't tolerate WEAKNESS 😩✨✨
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Wolp @wolfgirlprince.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
girls will see this and just say hell yeah
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James Marsh @jamesotron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's great to wake up each morning and find fascism has pushed it's luck, and the authorities and the government react in the most mealy-mouthed way possible. I'm sure there's no historical precedent for this.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew today was going to be big. I didn’t know we’d have so many volunteers that we’d leaflet the ENTIRE constituency in just two hours (!!) - 80,000 leaflets. And we got to speak to so many people on their doorsteps. This is how we win this campaign. Thank you, everyone. 🙏🏽
Huge crowd on Primrose Hill with Vote Green signs
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Nina Markl 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ninamarkl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is what happens when centrist parties run with the far-right talking points until they’re entirely normalised — the only people who win in that scenario are far right extremists and everyone else gets hurt (yes, every time, trust me, i’ve witnessed many austrian elections)
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
From "I'm not a compliance officer" to "I know electoral law, I know donation law better than anybody" in 35 seconds.
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You know we have a word for groups of people who get together to terrorise other groups of people or society writ large - it's terrorist, lmaoo
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/09/2026
almost word for word
Screenshot of tweet from @InternetHippo:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
NEW: A left-wing news outlet has been left with 'no alternative' but to suspend all operations after it allegedly had a second bank account frozen with no explanation 🏦 www.thenational.scot/news/2...
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I love insisting that I'm just a normal cis guy when I'm the most obvious trans femme anyone has ever seen. Ik it's probably problematic but it just shuts some transphobes down so hard. "Like, yeah I have a big chest, I do climbing?? Where's my beard? Bro, some of us can't grow beards, come onn"
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Patience!!! @draculafuckmansion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh man I'm actually kind of libbing out at work over the channel 4 reform exposé
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 03/09/2026
Meanwhile, I'm still working Who's getting "left behind" now bitch
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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NEW VIDEO ALERT "Triple a horror" is an oxymoron, and it both created and killed survival horror. So why are so many horror franchises coming back now? youtu.be/tMBgNavgwjI
A famous scene from Resident Evil 5, where Chris Redfield pushes over a boulder, but the button prompt says "Profit" instead of "push. Banners at the top and bottom read "STATE OF AFFEARS"
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you’ve been following climate long enough to watch the targets keep getting rolled back, this one is a real gut punch. At one point 1.5 was the goal we absolutely had to hit and in the span of maybe a decade it’s become completely unreachable. Just completely depressing
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tom Baker looking increasingly deranged as Professor Plum on Cluedo
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Casually equating a Muslim Twitch streamer with Osama Bin Laden is so openly bigoted that it should be shocking but this person will likely remain a prominent and influential figure in Democratic politics for the foreseeable future.
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