Omg!!!! Guess who's a finalist!!!!
I submitted a few times years ago, hadn't tried it in quite a while. Really happy I decided to give it a whack this year!
Check out the contest, it has some real gems. The first finalist listed, right before mine, might be my favorite.
!["[redacted text] the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy [redacted text] in a group"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eq3mkmsx2jtgrn7777qe7rmu/bafkreie6qoa4qbta53nv3uhzep2urxtzrzhffa2xxuhfxj3b3hsnweg7ya)
![Lyttle Lytton results excerpt, text reads as follows:
Another finalist, meanwhile, does go the tried and true "maybe you should rephrase that?" route:
[They often say "there comes a time in every man's life," but this time, it was a woman's life that a time came in.]
-Emily Nace
I suppose that's a double entendre, but what I like about this entry is that the double entendre doesn't seem deliberate. It suggests an imaginary author writing a fairly smarmy opening sentence, reaching for a clef construction for extra emphasis, and winding up with the written equivalent of the Picasso car.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eq3mkmsx2jtgrn7777qe7rmu/bafkreiapag4r6hnqusk3y7n2agnyiaj6d34ekfyvjmse7pmahhwlmjwtcq)
