Reposted by El Sleezo CaféSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 13h“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 553074650
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is 171803185
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféAlison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now 41297226
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful. 763462461
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026what if Carrie Underwood is a vampire and that's why she has to wait all day for Sunday night 522110
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me, visiting Saint Louis 1551148
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s. 1274486
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféTommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756... 203668884
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 29/08/2026Technically it's the Big 1,012 now 346671
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157402526
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféJoe Posnanski @joeposnanski.com · 23/08/2026Look do you want that money to go to libraries or to build a prison for the Browns to play in? 21446456
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 158223516264
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026alt text on this image is legit incredible 321148
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu." 322364423
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026At the gate at JFK. Me: who is blasting music? Wife: Tracy Morgan Looks up. It is Tracy Morgan. 35144767
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Mark Walter selling RAPIDLY to a Kushner a week after the SEC probe into him was announced? www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...espn.comSources: Josh Kushner, Bob Iger to buy Lakers for $12BThe Lakers are being sold to American businessman Josh Kushner and Bob Iger for over $12 billion, a record-breaking price, multiple sources told ESPN. 55642212
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026🗣️ WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE 934453
Reposted by El Sleezo Caférivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped. 535145
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/07/2026Raffi you’re so right 3255841096
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪” 10796302465
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféScam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one. 7194683631
Reposted by El Sleezo Café✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us 293121532
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I respect Pochettino’s commitment to dressing like a scientist who tries to warn everyone in the first act of a Jurassic Park movie 421856140
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas 11679921299
Reposted by El Sleezo Cafépixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature. 322771403
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféBill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 23/06/2026trade them the star-spangled banner, promote america the beautiful to the national anthem, we get cap relief and the rights to love island 1014111
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match. 168163222589
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo 22689472265
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19/06/2026The NYT photo is from 2002. If you’re wondering “Has this guy been turning more into Paul Bearer since then” you better believe the answer is yes 1562917452
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here 152233442
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféBecky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Me: What time are the World Cup matches today? Lil Jon: 1028642
Reposted by El Sleezo Cafélauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2026few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles 281350128
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféEmily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 07/06/2026An epochal cultural event approaches. Has anyone ever been booed so hard? We’re about to find out. 1533332
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Gonna get a lot of use out of this one unfortunately 120338
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that. 10998051234
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS 171607200
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Kevin Hart is the first guy to get addicted to being in commercials for gambling. 292592200
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/05/2026There was a time when we used to do Booty Had Me Like posts. A more innocent age, and one that feels very far gone. 2296256
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 21/05/2026That Harris and Walz didn't go to fancy schools like elites should is an underrated cause for why the press loathed them. 251617189
Reposted by El Sleezo CaféAnil Dash @anildash.com · 20/05/2026Nothing epitomizes Dolan incompetence more than the fact that the halftime announcement at MSG said that Fabolous is a member of the Wu Tang Clan. 😒 119612
