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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14h

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

"Hockeytown, USA will always be a coveted destination for the world's top players,"
Rogers said. "The Detroit Red Wings boast one of the league's most storied and respected histories, dating back to their days as one of the Original Six franchises.
Few professional organizations can match the tradition, legacy and rpestige that define this iconic franchise. GO WINGS!"

"I was at the game when Darren McCarty took on Claude Lemieux," El-Sayed said.
"The '97 and '98 Stanley Cup championships are still highlights of my childhood. The teams the last few years have been a far cry from the Wings I came to love as a kid. They're stacking losing season on losing season, yet the llitch family's wealth has done nothing but grow.
Michiganders are sick of sky-high ticket and concession prices buying them nothing but disappointment.

"The team holding out on Simon Edvinsson is just the latest example in a long series of ownership prioritizing their bottom line over the team and the fans. Our teams aren't just assets for billionaires, they're part of our culture and heritage. Hockeytown deserves better."

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blaire erskine @blaireerskine.bsky.social · 20h

happy Katie Zacharia Day Two to all who observe… enjoy it, savor it, don’t let it pass u by

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Cory Snearowski @corysnearowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Just learned about Santa Claus… VERY cool.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

lmao at the multiple guys filming themselves giving Lane Kiffin the finger

Lane Kiffin being escorted off the field at Kentucky, followed by Kentucky fans filming him and giving him the finger

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is

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Alison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now

He’s on a quest to live forever.
Mr. Emanuel’s morning routine involves waking up at 4 a.m., stretching for 40 minutes and then doing breath work, sauna, meditation, an ice plunge and infrared light therapy before ingesting a protein shake and a cup of live worms to fight off “the bad bacteria in my gut.” He describes a recent lunch with his old CAA boss, Michael Ovitz. Mr. Emanuel writes: “He goes to the gym; he thinks that means he’s taking care of himself. But it doesn’t. I scold him. He hasn’t gotten his blood work done in years, he isn’t doing ice plunges, he isn’t doing daily breath work, he isn’t fasting. And he needs to be eating worms.”

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

what if Carrie Underwood is a vampire and that's why she has to wait all day for Sunday night

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me, visiting Saint Louis

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s.

MOMENTS LATER -
CUT
DAVID
(to camera)
It's very simple. This is my last campaign stop. In the next month, my opponents will spend an estimated combined total of 178 million dollars campaigning for your vote. I, too, will spend 178 million dollars. On you. If elected, I will send each and every registered voter a check for 4,072 dollars and 65 cents.
David holds up a GIANT CHECK to "Joe Public."

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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."

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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 29/08/2026

Technically it's the Big 1,012 now

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?

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Joe Posnanski @joeposnanski.com · 23/08/2026

Look do you want that money to go to libraries or to build a prison for the Browns to play in?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

alt text on this image is legit incredible

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Gordon Ramsay: "Wow, nothing but maggoty bread? You think of Orcish cuisine, you think fresh, vibrant. It's like the chef has just given up, where's the passion, the anger? A taste of Mordor this isn't. What a shame. There isn't even any meat on this menu."

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

At the gate at JFK. Me: who is blasting music? Wife: Tracy Morgan Looks up. It is Tracy Morgan.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

🗣️ WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE

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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026

Close enough. Count it

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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 16/07/2026

Raffi you’re so right

Threads post from raffi_music:
stay creative. after Baby Beluga, I didn't worry about how can I top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later, Bananaphone!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.

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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

you know who else made a call to a higher power to reverse a penalty for us

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I respect Pochettino’s commitment to dressing like a scientist who tries to warn everyone in the first act of a Jurassic Park movie

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Things I never thought I would type: look at how they greeted the Algerian team arriving back at the DoubleTree in Lawrence, Kansas

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 23/06/2026

trade them the star-spangled banner, promote america the beautiful to the national anthem, we get cap relief and the rights to love island

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 21/06/2026

Ecuador’s coach

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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19/06/2026

The NYT photo is from 2002. If you’re wondering “Has this guy been turning more into Paul Bearer since then” you better believe the answer is yes

Patriot Takes post (https://x.com/patriottakes/status/2007259008336318819) of the Cafaro guy who did the reflecting pool dye job and a mean looking lady at Mar A Lago. Cafaro is in a red velvet suit with a worse dye job than the reflecting pool and a cigar that somehow looks photoshopped into reality

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This is what the American World Cup should’ve been the whole time, a celebration of our diasporas, a chance for all these countries from around the world to feel at home here because there’s a bit of their home already here

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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Me: What time are the World Cup matches today? Lil Jon:

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2026

few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles

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El Sleezo Café @elsleezocafe.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“Do You Realize??” by the Flaming Lips

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

An epochal cultural event approaches. Has anyone ever been booed so hard? We’re about to find out.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Gonna get a lot of use out of this one unfortunately

Same meme as the previous post. The GOP is still excited about stabbing effective government

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

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