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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡

@sailorastera.bsky.social
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🎀 Ribbonmancer 🐈🐈 2 Orange Cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ 2 Foster Voids ☕ ADHD 🧒🏼 Mom 🏳️‍🌈 Some Gym Stuff 💪 Current Fandoms: Sailor Moon 🌙 Dungeon Crawler Carl 🧨 ✨OPTIMISTIC NIHILISM✨ I'm @adorkastock.com🕺🏻 Art Only @adorkabows.com she/her

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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 2h
al is SUCH a scaredy-cat
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 3h
New high score
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 4h
Are there tests for dyscalculia? Do kids get tested for dyslexia? I didn't know dyscalculia was a thing until I was an adult. I was in 9th grade when a teacher noticed that I regularly copied numbers incorrectly (usually swapping digits). I feel like this kind of thing should be found before then!
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 4h
forg
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Lark “Tornado” Morgan Lu @larkmorganlu.bsky.social · 4h
Extremely randomly: did you know there are no machine made clothing? All garments are handmade! Every dang one, from the luxury atelier dresses to the overseas-sourced threadbare undershirt, is handmade.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 5h
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 7h
I found a word that I reliably say with a New England accent: slippers AKA "slipuz"
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 8h
Man, I keep taking off my glasses and losing them I got to find my granny chain.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 10h
Anyone wanna buy the Fresh Prince's house? www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angel...
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251 N Bristol Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90049 - 6 beds/7 baths
(TheMLS) For Sale: 6 beds, 7 baths ∙ 6438 sq. ft. ∙ 251 N Bristol Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90049 ∙ $22,950,000 ∙ MLS# 26987507 ∙ Steeped in 1930s architectural grace and anchored in the coveted estate enc...
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 10h
Last night my kid asked about the text at the bottom of the email from a teacher that stated all the emails were property of the school district and subject to public records requests. We had a WHOLE conversation about what that means, what public records requests are, why they happen, etc.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just scared my child with a sudden, audible fart. 🤣
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I fucking hate word searches 🤣🤣🤣
Middle school Spanish homework word search
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m seeing a lot of posts about talking to your sons in light of the Cornell article. And yes. Talk to your sons. Here are some things you should say, based on anti-violence research about what they need to hear:
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's come to our attention that me, my child, and my small sibling have all at one point broken a couch. 🛋️
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the first time in a long time I have a "feels like something really great is coming really soon" and I have no idea why or what but I'll take any return of the Terrifying Optimism. 🥰
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brain was tired but I still managed to make mac and cheese 🤤
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
50% of my executive functioning comes from my medication, 30% through my headphones (audiobook/music), and the last 20% is still lost somewhere along the way
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The stair machine is exhausting. It's not rewarding re: calories burned 🤣over 300 steps, I'm sweating bullets, I've burned 5 calories 🤔🤣
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me: "Haha Rabies Pack pose references." marketing: "...wait no, but actually - how much is that bill going to be???"
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Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
Alt: Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my stormlight archive sticker on my car is dying (life before death etc) so I need to replace it and now I have to become an investigative researcher to find an artist making stormlight decals that aren't ai :')
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If 10 more folks sign up for this month’s Loggerhead Turtle pins, we can double that donation. Available through Sept 30th, delivery this winter. Thank you! www.patreon.com/GayBreakfast...
The LGBTQ sea turtle, the Bi Sea Turtle, and the Genderfluid Sea Turtle pins.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All right, let's see how much work I can get done between now and when I have to take my kid to the dentist.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sixth rabies shot GO! 🦇🦇🦇
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More people need to know what it feels like to put the tip of your finger on a cat toe bean and wiggle it a little
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welp. That's it. My Google Assistant no longer works. "Hey Google" just brings up this screen with no options. I either need to get a new phone or I have to find some other kind of voice assistant that I can sync to my calendar and reminders.
Let's get started with Gemini AI.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My kid had a rough day at school today. I know because of the amount of phone calls I got. But they also GOT THROUGH THE DAY. And I'm so proud of them for that. But I also can't say that. :')
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who is the friend who was really awesome and sent me an awesome huge document about school avoidance and PDA? It's been so wildly helpful. I open that doc ALL the time.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The universe is really testing me today
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Louise Bourgeois is absolutely one of my favorite artists and this is wonderful. 😂💕
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Made 58% of payroll this month :') I think it's possibly that in 2027 I will just need to give myself a pay cut so I can feel better about meeting my goals lmao
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been opting out of the height/weight screening for my kid since K. Vision and hearing check? Okay, sure. Height and weight? Eh, we've got that, thanks.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tentacle Pot 545
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last night at like 5pm I said "let's go buy a bleach kit and raccoon stripe your hair!" to my 12 year old. A lot of times I have to be a mom so I can't always be a friend but every once in awhile I can let the chaos in.
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wulftec @wulftec.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please enjoy this Windows 98 commercial from this 1998 VHS copy of wrongfully accused also deinterlacer only has a VGA output so none of that yet
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate the angry letter you get from the school district when your kid misses a week of school from being sick. I hate the concept of "perfect attendance" being rewarded. I am a grumpy banana.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i just love cats
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am supposed to do those last two tasks on my to do list but I've gone on a small and slightly related sidequest
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone shared a video of Mr Rogers talking about how we need to be kind to ourselves and I just cried a bunch about it.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Salem and Aloysius are the two most chill cats. Cherry has nearly 0 chill and Billy is like 28% chill. Normally when there's some BS happening it's Billy and/or Cherry but today I watched Salem get all pissy at al for some reason.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2 minute video with 2 30s ads Ugh
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bumping this because Diana now being charged in relation to this.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The video updating is slower today. It was pretty fast last night but today not so much. This will make this task harder :')
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
his facial expressions absolutely kill me. why do you look so indignant
orange cat sitting in his bed in front of his box of toys
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Power went out for like 2 min
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ayo lads we’re meeting up tonight at the
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My version of taking it easy this weekend is that I still have a to-do list, but instead of having to do it all today, I'd like to get most of it done by the end of the weekend.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just picked up the mattress pad for the fold out guest bed and I was like "why is this so heavy?" so I put it down and unrolled it and there was a Billy inside lmao Almost stuffed that boy into the closet
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