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Elizabeth🜆

@elizajoku.bsky.social
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I'm here to read things, occasionally I'll say something knowledgeable. Living in the cornfields west of Chicagoland. I do science as a job. Unitarian Universalist. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈

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Science Magazine @science.org · 05/10/2026
Exclusive: A new analysis refutes James Watson’s claim that he was the first to recognize the significance of the famed photograph 51. scim.ag/4rTKck8
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How did Rosalind Franklin miss the helix in her iconic DNA image? She didn’t
New analysis refutes James Watson’s claim he was first to recognize significance of famed photograph 51
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: I would like to see a gynecologist. Northwestern Medicine: March of next year? April? Maybe May? Me: 😨 Me: I would like to see a gynecologist. Planned Parenthood: Wednesday? Next Monday? End of the month? Me: 👍
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daily dose of estragon @craigburley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is so consistently proven that economists don’t even study it because it would make economics boring. “oh, cancel the big sucking sound? That’s it?” Yup
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, uh, Bill Kristol.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Based on a conversation I had with him last night, I don't think my husband has ever seen the 2003 documentary "The Fog of War." If true, that ends this weekend. Any selfish, warhawk tendencies must be nipped in the bud.
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Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"The patriarchy is represented by two separate but equally important groups: the men who commit the crimes, and the men who cry 'misandry' when they are called out."
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know the creature likes the cold
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seattle
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In some towns, driving on a Friday night with your headlights off would get you pulled over for suspicion of DUI. Not Rockford. That sheriff vehicle flashed high-beams, the minivan turned its lights on, and everyone just kept going.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I regret to inform you, dear coworker in India, that I do not trust that the systemic software issue is going to be fixed by downloading the latest version of said software. The company has two versions running around and our local IT folks have not gotten traction on this prior.
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
recently I came to a realization about why "smart devices" are so shitty if you take an appliance that creates some sort of physical output, and connect it to a network, what you've actually done is invent a new kind of printer and printers are, of course, the devil's machines
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is very easy to sympathize with a man who misses having a better lifestyle. it is very hard to sympathize with a man who misses having a slave
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
frankly the “mainstream left” is baying for the blood of tyrants and ready to knife an ice agent if they show up at the library dropbox. i wish we cared more about gendered rights but that is not what this election or the next one is going to be about one way or the other. might as well not be evil
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Stephie @pikablu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My timeline did the thing
Chuck Tingle celebrates the handsome physical manifestation of Autumn turning us gay, which I presume also includes warnings from the CPSC to use safe tools when carving pumpkins.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There seems to be a bald eagle living near the Rt. 59 train station.
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 20/09/2026
i'm honestly surprised that dems are running mealy mouthed "i don't think boys should play girls sports" when the play is obviously "my opponent is obsessed with your children's genitals"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
Polymarket (@Polymarket) on twitter: "JUST IN: New study warns marijuana addiction is surging in America, with roughly 1 in 3 users developing addiction."

Ricks Drapes (@PatsCurtins) quotes with: "Oh thanks for the heads up, gambling addiction website."
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm laughing in Unitarian.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtube.com/shorts/ELOVR...
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More Artists Drop Out of Ed Sheeran’s Tour #hasanabi
YouTube video by HasanAbi Fan Daily
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently, it was this! That bridge is for a major RR line that CN uses to bypass Chicago, the EJ&E line. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/m...
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Major backup on I-88 in west suburbs after semi strikes bridge in multi-vehicle crash
Traffic was backed up for miles after a semi-truck struck a bridge over I-88 in the western suburbs of Chicago on Thursday.
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eb99 @eb99.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think it's more comforting for some people to think of OBL as some evil genius or tragic victim of imperialism rather than a bog standard delusional ideologically extremist billionaire failson who thought he could accellerationism his way to a theocratic utopia
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All I will say about that day is that I never want to hear anyone speed pray the rosary ever again.
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Andrew Bloomberg @andrewbloomberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An interesting* facet of our current political moment is that we have the fabled out of touch coastal liberals who don’t understand what’s going on in the heartland, except the people they don’t understand are extremely pissed off left-wing Minnesotans and the like *in the Midwestern usage
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I once watched GATTACA with a philosophy major who, at the end, thought the movie was advocating for designer babies. These dipshits are getting Minority Report backwards.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Regarding the last repost: I had a manager at the third party food testing company I worked at complain that Obama was going to require testing for the "Big 6" shigella toxin containing e. Coli. I said "Sounds like job security to me."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when i worked in the Chemical Industry, everyone i worked with treated the EPA like a sworn enemy. they would get mad about EPA inspections that followed releases of incredibly toxic organometallic sludge into the ohio river. one of my coworkers from back then died at work, from the sludge
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Ruby Bridges, age 6Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her schoolNorman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine. Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see we are painting vast swaths of America as "permanently bad" in every possible parameter and as such their complaints inherently invalid and couldn't possibly have a kernel of truth that we could empathize with and use as a entry point for changing their perspectives and/or votes. Swell.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was sitting on one of the benches by the lap pool waiting for a lane to open up. Older lady: You can share the lane with me if you want. Me, honestly: Oh thank you, but I'm not that good yet. (I'm still all over the lane.) Older lady: Well, if you get any better while you sit there let me know!
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I overheard some dudes in the warm water pool today (the hot tubs are closed for maintenance) saying "There must be a reason" when discussing things Trump promised to do, but has not. It ain't rational! None of this has been rational for a decade or more!
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
que lumiaunaria linda você tem
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 07/09/2026
The current US medical system is both not good for women that are primary caregivers, and obscenely expensive. You don't have to say "MAHA was right!🤡" They're not right. But you do have to offer a progressive alternative to the status quo. No one wants medical centrism. Schumer in scrubs.
Chart showing that 57% of Dem women that support MAHA, do so because of healthcare costs, vs only 3% because they are anti-vaxx.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I want to emphasize the "seen to be listening" part of this. The better part of me knows that people need to know that people in power understand their concerns. The worse parts of me know that you can show up, nod your head, hear nothing, and get very similar results for a limited period of time.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have an in-law who, prior to Covid, had been skeptical of vaccines and was getting pretty far down that rabbit hole. She had been incorrectly diagnosed with fibromyalgia; she actually has hEDS. But her pain led to distrust.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think I speak for all of us when I say: Harrison Ford, clearly, you don’t give a shit, and you can’t damage your career with revelations now. Please, write a memoir about the days when you looked like this. Please
Harrison Ford, young, bearded and shirtless, leaning on a table, looking off camera to the left
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Patrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of the regulars in our yard - though not a regular pose! 😁 A Mr Allen’s hummingbird seems to be steamed about something! Those feets! That iridescence ! From the archives March 2025 #iridescence #NationalHummingbirdDay
A male adult Allen’s hummingbird is perched on a tiny branch. The sun is behind and his tail feathers glow light brown. His throat feathers are iridescent dark red.
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Only for some weird definitions of "god"
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Davis X. Machina @ogdavisxmachina.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, and two orders of whatever that is - it looks delicious."
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
While weirdly full of sexual tension, this slop is the antithesis of that lesbian forcing the other one to drink milk.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I bought a printed extra newspaper for less than a dollar on a corner in downtown St. Paul as I changed busses because school let the HS out after lunch. I read it on the good ol' 54M and I think it's still at my parents' house somewhere.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
140 miles north of us is a storm with echo tops at 55-60 thousand feet; we can see the lightning on the horizon. Amazing stuff.
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
God damn, I've seen three accidents on the surface streets in about 7 miles. What is going on today?
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Am I the only one that had to read "To Build a Fire" "Hatchet" and "Island of the Blue Dolphins" as a kid? Or did people just not get the over-arching theme?
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