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men's werehouse @elizaeffect.bsky.social · 46m
An old lady at the dog park said she was going to hit one of these with a garden hose if she saw it & I advised her maybe don't
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 7h
Also, we should be paying people in all of these fields more!
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 11h
I think I never posted the finished version of this drawing here, so here it is!!
a decorative guillotine painted with folk art inspired floral motifs with a ribbon at the top and two babushcats framing it on the sides, the hand lettered text in the guillotine's interior says "destroy capitalism"the drawing from the previous photo printed on paperthe same drawing but now as a sticker
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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men's werehouse @elizaeffect.bsky.social · 6h
Finally got the chimney inspected after 2 winters here with no fire & surprise, it's old as shit, full of sticks & needs a cap replacement/deep clean. I don't even think the prices are unreasonable but we do NOT need this rn when we're still financially shaky after last year's plumbing nightmare
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 8h
I think Smith could successfully sue Schmitt for defamation now, since he's restating the falsehood outside of the Senate hearing, and by this point he clearly knows what he's saying is false
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Adam Goldberg (not the actor) @cinefilmag.bsky.social · 7h
Anyone else find it ironic thar Caitlin Clark is being held up as a reluctant MAGA poster athlete and she catches strays because Schmitt and his staff are too dumb to realize what game Jack Smith attended because they really don’t care about sports.
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men's werehouse @elizaeffect.bsky.social · 6h
So many careers I wish I'd known about in high school
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 10h
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 7h
Trump's new AI powered website confirmed Biden won in 2020 and that Trump's name is in the Epstein files. Classic
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Debt Collective 🟥 @debtcollective.bsky.social · 8h
When Schmitt was Missouri's AG he brought a lawsuit to stop student debt cancellation. The basic facts that lawsuit was based on were false. Getting the facts wrong is Schmitt's special skill, but when SCOTUS is politically motivated to do something the facts & law don't matter.
A screenshot of the headline from this article: https://newrepublic.com/article/172337/case-against-student-debt-relief

The headline reads "The Lie at the Heart of the States' Case Against Student Debt Relief: A new investigation has found that the numbers submitted by the plaintiffs simply don't add up." by Tori Otten May 2, 2023 in the New RepublicA screenshot of a headline from this article: https://prospect.org/2023/05/03/2023-05-03-fake-plaintiff-fake-harm-fake-case/

The headline reads: "Fake Plaintiff, Fake Harm, Fake Case: The Supreme Court is poised to unwind a fair number of legal principles to make sure student debtors don't get a break" by David Dayen for The American Prospect May 3, 2023
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elpinkogrande.bsky.social @elpinkogrande.bsky.social · 7h
My money is on the staffers just feeding a bunch of documents to Grok and credulously accepting whatever it spit out in response.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 7h
if you know anything about senator schmitt's monumental fuck up in the jack smith hearing, i implore you to reach out. can be anonymous. signal: marisakabas.04 email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 7h
Ice Cream is absolutely lunch, it gives the body essential carrageenans and guar gums
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men's werehouse @elizaeffect.bsky.social · 7h
Truly we are run by the stupidest among us. And the senator wouldn't even apologize after embarrassing himself in front of everyone lol
Here's the latest.
Senate Republicans assailed Jack Smith, the former special counsel who charged Donald J. Trump with criminal offenses after his first term, but their attacks on Tuesday were undercut by what appeared to be a remarkable error of mistaken identity: the Atlanta Hawks for the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10h
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20h
edgar allan bro
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 7h
The interview with Candice Bushnell where she says she made $4 a word writing her original Sex and the City column is seared into my brain forever. I think about it at least once a week. At 1000 words per column that’s $4000 a month. For one column. In 1995 dollars, which is $8700 in 2026 dollars.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 7h
It’s not just that rates haven’t changed since 2000, it’s also that 2000 rates are 1/4 of 1990 rates.
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𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 7h
Another prominent Trump loyalist working on the 'grand conspiracy' investigation into Trump's perceived political foes has abruptly left the probe. Election denier Kurt Olsen's departure follows the abrupt quitting of Trump ally Joe diGenova earlier this month.
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DOJ probe into Trump foes sees another prominent departure
Kurt Olsen, who previously worked as Trump’s election security czar, resigned from the so-called “grand conspiracy” investigation Monday.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 14h
Democrats seem headed for big wins, but one avenue for self-sabotage would be adopting R's framing on trans rights. @billiejsweeney.bsky.social spoke with insiders incl Lanae Erikson of Third Way and Rep. Sarah McBride for this substanial piece of new reporting. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Democrats Lose by Punching Down on Trans Issues, Strategists Say - Assigned Media
Insiders, including at centrist think tank Third Way, are cautioning Democratic candidates against echoing Republican talking points on trans rights.
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Dorit Reiss @doritreiss.bsky.social · 7h
"For years, Kennedy has accused federal health agencies of being captured by corporations they are tasked with regulating. That same charge is now being aimed at the health secretary by his disillusioned supporters." www.ms.now/news/maha-su... via @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social @msnownews.bsky.social
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At MAHA Summit, RFK Jr.’s base asks if its champion is selling out
The second annual conference features Trump officials, tech titans, corporate sponsors and fading celebrities — but very little MAHA.
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Billie Jean Sweeney @billiejsweeney.bsky.social · 7h
Transphobia is designed by the right to drive a wedge bw Democratic constituencies to undermine women’s health care rights, racial equity, voting rights and climate science. It’s “magic” one of the main architects of the strategy brashly says. But if there ever was a spell, it’s wearing off
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 9h
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 7h
A Bunch of Einsteins By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON
This cartoon has six panels.

PANEL 1

A bearded man in a red cap is recording a video of himself.

JAKE: Why should taxpayers be on the hook for science research with no real-world value? If their research were worth anything, private industry would already fund it!

PANEL 2

Jake’s rant continues over a cross-section of the landscape, from farmland and suburbs to a city; his voice is coming from a little cabin. A fiber-optic cable runs underground all the way across the panel.

JAKE: Believe me, these researchers aren’t a bunch of Einsteins!

CAPTION: There wouldn’t be high-speed internet for this doofus’s videos without fiber optic cables!

PANEL 3

Under the ocean, a fiber-optic cable runs along the ocean floor. Word balloons coming from the fiber optic cable contain the icons of many internet-based services — Facebook, Zoom, Discord, Netflix, Minecraft, and more.

CAPTION: Without fiber optics, the internet would be far too slow for how we use it today.

PANEL 4

CAPTION: So where did fiber optics come from? Well…

CAPTION: 1966

In a laboratory break room, an excited scientist throws his arms wide while another scientist eats at a table.

SCIENTIST: Now that lasers exist, we can use ultrapure glass fibers to carry light long distances!

OTHER SCIENTIST: How does that do anything?

PANEL 5

CAPTION: 1960

A scientist proudly holds up a diagram of a newly invented device. Another scientist sits at a microscope.

SCIENTIST: I call it a “laser”! It’s based on the old theory of stimulated emission.

OTHER SCIENTIST: But Theo, what use is it?

PANEL 6

CAPTION: 1917

Outside a university, a pompous-looking man gestures indignantly as he reads a scientific paper. He's speaking to a young Albert Einstein, who rolls his eyes.

MAN: Albert, where’s the practical value in this “stimulated emission” drivel? It’s a waste of taxpayer money!
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Axios @axios.com · 7h
SCOOP: Trump's hand-picked, taxpayer-funded ads are about to ramp up
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Scoop: Trump's hand-picked, taxpayer-funded ads about to ramp up
President Trump is personally selecting which government-funded ads his administration is airing.
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every usps @everylot-usps.bsky.social · 13h
ORDINARY: 3992 GEORGE WASHINGTON MEMORIAL HWY, ORDINARY VA 23131-9998
Street View image of post office
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 14h
Absolutely fuck off. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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BBC Boss Says He Watched a ‘Pretty Good’ AI-Generated Episode of ‘Doctor Who’: ‘Everyone’s a Creator, Not All the Creativity Is Bad’
BBC boss Matt Brittin says he watched an episode of 'Doctor Who' entirely generated by AI which he deemed 'pretty good.'
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 12h
This is what they've done.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is what they've done.
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Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 13h
One of my most thumbed books is Kropotkin's "Mutual Aid: A Factor of Evolution" which cites the Lifeboat Association, now the RNLI, as a foundational example of Mutual Aid and how people help people, without the State. On behalf of anarchists & RNLI volunteers everywhere - Get it up ye, Daniel.
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men's werehouse @elizaeffect.bsky.social · 7h
Our lead dev gets back from his annual hiking vacation tomorrow & I can't wait, even though he's cranky & unapproachable, because I've been working twice as hard as usual for almost 2 weeks & I'm ready to drop We were all "we'll spread the responsibilities!" & somehow this turned into me in charge
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 13h
This would be at least somewhat believable if the police, operating on instruction from the Home Office, hadn't done just exactly that with apparently eager willingness.
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 17h
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 12h
For decades we have been saying: maybe Democrats should run ads that simply quote Republicans saying horrible things about their own constituents. But Democratic consultants convinced Democrats that that would be too effective. So, this is validating to watch. Also, always hated false civility.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 14h
unfortunately, my Honda ignored the guardrails that were CLEARLY installed on the side of the highway. i believe this means it has feelings and is possibly god
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 14h
Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 14h
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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men's werehouse @elizaeffect.bsky.social · 8h
Lmaoooo get 'im
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
KBJ is this close 🤏🏾 to referring to Chief Justice John Roberts as Chief Justice Save-A-Ho ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/ketan...
screenshot of two paragraphs excerpted from the linked article. excerpt reads as follows:

At a public appearance in March 2026, Jackson attributed the spike to a corresponding “uptick” in “the court’s willingness to get involved.” Indeed, the Court has granted more than 70 percent of the administration’s requests. In her speech on Thursday, Jackson talked about what those grants look like in practice. She specifically highlighted the Court’s shadow docket orders allowing Trump to slash the Department of Education’s workforce, cancel hundreds of millions of dollars in government grants, and, as she put it, authorize “roving ICE patrols to conduct race-based searches and seizures of Latino residents in Los Angeles.”

With these grim examples, Jackson illustrated how transforming the emergency docket into a “special avenue that certain privileged litigants can use selectively” puts people in danger, and compromises both the functioning of the judiciary and the Court’s credibility with the public. And in Friday’s dissent, she similarly rejected the idea that the government is injured and requires emergency response services from the Supreme Court “whenever it is prevented from violating the law.”
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Dan Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 12h
Someone (Roberts?) phrased this as google and Amazon needing to make another google and Amazon in a fifth of the time it took them the first time around
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12h
This is not something you say if you actually like education or children
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 15h
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 13h
I see this all the time: “oh, I just use grammarly” or “I just use [service with “optional” AI] without the AI parts.” There is no “without the AI parts”. Unless you have scoured the TOS and can absolutely verify a separation, they’re all being fed to the beast (and I don’t trust companies).
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12h
the Toy Story Peoples is a collective name given by archeologists to the powerful 21st century civilizations most notable for producing Toy Stories
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13h
Love when an animal beats extinction. Mf said don’t back me into a corner I’ll have fuck my way out of
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colin feral @sal.gay · 15h
The Tompkins county DA sounds downright aggrieved to have to reopen the pesky gang rape case ppl are so animated about
"While I generally refrain from commenting publicly on criminal investigations, the community outrage stemming from the incomplete news and social media coverage requires that I provide an answer to why the investigation resulted in a lack of criminal charges," he said in the statement.
Van Houten defended his office's decision not to seek criminal charges at the time, saying that in a November 2024 statement Doe did not allege that she was gang-raped or drugged against her will.
"On the contrary, Jane Doe's statement described her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual," he wrote, adding that Doe's attorneys never reached out to him before filing the civil lawsuit two years later.Speaking to NBC News on Monday, Van Houten said the alleged attack was “vile” and “disrespectful to women,” and said his office would consider any new evidence vigorously.

“It was disgusting, and that emotion that you feel, seeing and hearing what happened, even hearing what happened as described by Jane Doe’s statement, it provokes feelings of disgust and distaste,” he said.

“That’s not enough to prosecute someone criminally, but if there is evidence out there, including new evidence, that is enough to prosecute these individuals, then we will do that,” he went on. “We will do it zealously.”
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