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Elite Caster

@elitecaster.bsky.social
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I exclusively post perfect takea about hockey, metal, and maybe even other stuff

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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I do this type of thing all the time, and I hate it... Is there a name for this behavior? I want to change it and respond within reasonable timeframe to messages from people I like, but I have never succeeded...
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone blocked me for this post lol
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#NYR should just forfeit the season lol
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You can lie to yourself every day that this horseshit doesn't make you lazy and stupid, but reality comes at you pretty fast
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Using AI for just 10 minutes erodes your ability to persist at hard things - Berkeley News
A UC Berkeley researcher co-authored a study that raises profound questions about how we interact with artificial intelligence in education — and daily life.
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He was pretty good at hockey, but more importantly, he was maybe the best at picking his jersey number. A very happy retirement to DUMBA55!
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would have assumed Satan's favorite player would be on the Devils, but I guess he is also an Oilers fan!
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
afraid of the person i’m becoming because of the things i know about ICE
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
McDavid 240 point season INCOMING
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is very cool to hear -posted from San Diego
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
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404 Media @404media.co · 04/10/2026
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI images. www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Humans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're Horrified
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual…
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"I'm like a human wagyu"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator theonion.com/unsupportive-parents-e…
Unsupportive Parents Eat Crow After Son Makes It As Beetlejuice Impersonator
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only real data-heads are going to understand this, but...
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/07/2025
absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Arnold Palmer tweet
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MΔDDiE @miyaneatworld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every stealth section I get into makes me think "Hinako would've dealt with this quicker" #SilentHill #Townfall
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YEAH GET EM
Statement from Mayor Cantelmo on Campus Sexual Violence & Future Community Safety
Late last week, I learned of the heinous and sickening allegations made against the Cornell students who, according to a former undergraduate student identified as Jane Doc, drugged and brutally raped her at the Chi Phi fraternity house. Despite the severity of these crimes, Cornell University administrators and police failed to contact or coordinate any response with the Ithaca Police Department. Furthermore, the University failed to hold the perpetrators to account. This is a miscarriage of justice and continues to pose a significant threat to students and residents who may be victimized at unsafe and under-monitored on- or off-campus student events.
Given this appalling response from university administration, I have no choice but to declare a new policy directive and corresponding Common Council resolution, implementing an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including, but not limited to Greek life and other student group gatherings, until such time that the University conducts an accounting of its protocols to prevent and prosecute crimes of sexual violence and publicly releases new standards and practices to keep our community safe.
Robert G. Cantelmo
Mayor of Ithaca, NY
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/09/2026
Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, 404 Media has learned. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI images. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Sccop here by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/humans-readi...
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me when I finally catch my nemesis doing something vaguely bad and I report them to The Authorities
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm in biotech, and we usually offer candidates coffee, water etc. before their interview even starts, and it's really normal to take sips of a drink while giving a job talk. Seeing people say drinking something while interviewing is bad, thus, is pretty weird for me to see!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Ravenous @weareravenous.com · 23/09/2026
We are soooooo close. Take us to the finish line and SUBSCRIBE. Get your 30% off before midnight ET www.weareravenous.com/feed-the-bir...
A screenshot of a fundraising thermometer that reads: 
New Subscribers
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The FBI believes women pretending to be tradwives are targeting Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in order to dox them, per The Guardian
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/06/2026
if the contestants collectively get fewer than 50% of the clues on an episode of jeopardy correct, ken jennings should be allowed to punish them with Violence
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just proposed to my gf, pretty cool experience, would recommend
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I REALLY hate the Meta/Facebook "AI is 4 PEOPLE" ads. I think everyone in the world would watch that and think it's creepy to the point of nearly parodying itself, too haha
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just saw the new Resident Evil movie, and I loved it! The main character was super relatable he definitely felt like how I do when playing the games! And his constant exasperation seems like how I'd react in his situation. The movie also has several really funny moments that I didn't expect! 9/10!
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am not afraid to be corny on main
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They said guys named Luke had to lose all of our rights next. It was our turn to do that. Also we had to shut the fuck up about it. Just the luck of the draw I suppose. Anything to save democracy.
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Elite Caster @elitecaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can't wait to listen to this later, especially since Kill The Ache is one of my favorite songs from them!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
two different paragraphs, two different sections but encourage you to click and read the unsealed (pink) of both of them together. And stop and think about the impact and harm to news media and civil society. /8
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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