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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 15h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12h
it blows my mind that these bizarre AI people think “the commons” is just sitting around for them to strip-mine for free
OpenAI "rogue" agent activities found on wikimedia projects. by selena deckelmann 5 october 2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11h
@JeremyMonjo

tattooing which of my opinions are real and which are ironic in case i forget, like the memento guy
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11h
*nods knowingly* mercenary clowns
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 11h
if i was a teacher id call it a sillybus and we'd have fun in there
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Gailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 10h
I'm right
Question: if you could replace pinhead with another horror icon, who would you choose?

My answer: gonzo from the muppets & I'd keep literally every other part of Hellraiser the same
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 8h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
mouthmoodz
i think lemon demon fans should start romanticizing massachusetts like weebs with japan

mouthmoodz
MA boys are so cute!! [pictures of neil cicierega and jerma] i need to try lobster omg... maybe i'll go to massachusetts to teach the inhabitants english <3
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
horse deals @heymermaid
Inside of you are two wolves. Outside of you are five chickens and a sack of grain. You are a boat and you must transport all of them across a river but you can only carry 2 at a time
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 5h
It’s the law! If you give birth on the casino floor, your baby will be immediately arrested for underage gambling. It’s the law!
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 19h
a lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the delta flight crew
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 18h
Jiavani is brave enough to say when a baby is ugly
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 18h
A bold new podcasting style.
Twitter screenshot of a cat and a microphone which has been chewed by an unknown perpetrator.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 18h
Does Britain know World War II is over
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 17h
Cool, cool, Thom, just checking real quick, but uh, who voted to confirm all of his advisors? And who nominated them for confirmation? Like, classic good tsar, bad boyars nonsense, but c'mon, seriously. You're leaving the Senate anyway, have some damn dignity on the way out.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16h
Shane (@shane_oaddo) on twitter: "Being a wright brothers hater must’ve been so crazy, you think ur about to watch 2 annoying nerds die then they give man dominion over the sky forever"
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meanestrone
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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dr. nate 🌴 @ghostlen.in · 05/10/2026
a journalist unwilling or unable to say something like "i think you're lying" to a lying interviewee means they're bad at their job; a journalist lying about what their interviewee says to make a different point means they're great at their job, but their job isn't journalist
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to admit, I would have expected the second attack on the East-West Saudi pipeline (yesterday, apparently, the pipeline is shut down) would cause bigger waves because it demonstrates that the first shutdown was not a one-off and Iran/Houthis/whoever can *keep doing this* forever.
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hermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 05/10/2026
the quote tweets on this one are a doozy.
a post dated July 30, 2026 from David Brothers. It reads, "I learned 'deadpan sense of humor' from an X-Men comic as a kid and said 'that's my side!' at a very young age. then social media came along and my life has been complete hell on earth ever since
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
ms.now
Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Judge John Hodgman @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot of HUBBUB this week over the Judge litigating what is, historically, settled law: the person doing the chore gets to decide how it's done. Judge John decides that our whole PODCAST is out of order!
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My neighbour George died recently. From the moment I moved in, 16 years ago, to the day he died we didn't speak once, no animosity, just the way we liked it. His sister let me have a look around his house. Turns out George and I shared the exact same set of interests. Damn.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
from the article about the 1983 song "Maniac"
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You might also be aware that gymnasia predate modernity by around 2,000 years, so it isn't 'modern day' work that is the issue.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
winterthedoll
Ugly Duckling banned from Swan spaces for being Duck socialized
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The Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 05/10/2026
DYLAN: Hey, uh, Zoe? I found a bathroom, but it says it's "temporally" out of order, not "temporarily". Should I be concerned? ZOE: Ah, shit. The Temporal Restroom must've escaped when the lockdown fell. I'll send a team DYLAN: Looks like you might've already sent them, there's dead agents here too.
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
devastated pronounced like demonstrative. but only if you pronounce demonstrative the way i do
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
i just want to note that as soon as i posted this i did think "oh yeah, this is just fukuyama's last man"
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026
what you have to remember is that it is literally impossible to check a fact
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
they say you need to go to 10,000 rodeos before you’re considered an expert on anything
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Dan McCoy @dankmccoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somehow I find The Rockford Files' endless scenes of tailing someone in a car relaxing rather than boring.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 15/03/2025
Who said the Germans have no sense of humour?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can basically break this down into "elections Donald Trump ran in" and "all other elections." For whatever reason, ppl on here keep ptsding themselves (and political news media keeps wishcasting) into thinking that a non-Trump election is going to act like a Trump one
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(kool aid man voice) ohhh yeaahhhhh
a tortoise busting through a wall
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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[0006544] Dwarf likes to consume Unknown Leaves
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Geordi, None of the characters in the Stars Hollow simulation will engage in combat. How can I change the passive aggressive setting? Worf
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
presentdad
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
1:03 AM • Jan 6, 2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aries: The simple fact that you were tied to the roof of a car is not enough to make your trip to Atlantic City an “odyssey."
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mirror universe goatee tutorial
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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