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We The Purple

@xequalsalex.bsky.social
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩 you get the idea he/him

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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rest in peace, Ziggy. You lived a long cat life, saw many different countries, met many wonderful people (who all fell in love with you), and kept me company for 17 years. You were, quite simply, the greatest cat, a perfect roommate, and my best friend. I will miss you forever, sugarbear.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The gaming industry is really just a layoff industry that occasionally makes games
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Cats should simply never get sick and live forever. It's going to hurt like a motherfucker to lose this guy and I'm not ready
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh hell yes www.polygon.com/ridley-scott...
polygon.com
Ridley Scott Confirms an Unexpected Alien Sequel Is on the Way
Ridley Scott is working on a sequel to 'Alien: Covenant'
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ok, what? holy shit... FREE Witcher 3 remaster?!?!?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OK, but Usain Bolt didn't run into a wall doing it and then have to get carried out on a stretcher.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: BD/ED Bushier
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So weird having a solar eclipse during a heat wave. Like... the sun is trying to kill us but is also a little shy about it
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tell that to my next-door neighbors
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
guns and roses? in THIS chinese democracy?!
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Bruce Campbell, have Raimi direct it and it's a mash-up with Evil Dead. All the monsters are deadites, he uses a chainsaw instead of a bow, you get it
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is about me winning the lottery.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
GHOST THAT TAUNTS ME
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Really distracted by the "we have Nintendo Direct at home" logo.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Star Trek would be doing pretty well... until a jedi shows up. But then Q shows up and Star Trek wins.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
He's made some incredible movies and some ok movies. Even as a big fan of some of his work, it averages out to "eh, he's fine".
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Unfortunate font choice at this cookie place.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
instead of a y, cyclops should be spelled with one i.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Labyrinth that is historically accurate and true to the art of Bowie
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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Evil Dead Burn where a deadite roasts someone and all the other deadites go ‘ohh burn’
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i'm having a "is this coffee even doing anything" kind of day
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why is the Guardian using the "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" font?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol ew.com/jesse-eisenb...
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My skeet when I hit post
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's easy to forget that Q was just in 8 episodes of TNG (and even then he was only around for a few minutes in most of these). His character left such a huge mark on the entire series that you could always feel his influence even when he wasn't on screen
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
She's a 6 but she's afraid of 7.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Once gain, the Mummy franchise is redeemed
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Oh now the showrunner is regenerating too?
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
yeah, they're full of nougat and caramel so that makes sense
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Because of inflation, Willy is no longer free. You have to pay for it now.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🎵My milkweed brings all the bugs to the yard and they're like, "are you very distraught" damn right, i'm very distraught🎵
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a rebuttal to ken’s bullshit:
thehandbasket.co
We didn’t need a rape accusation to know Graham Platner was unfit
Despite months of red flags, his allies insisted he was the vision of positive masculinity the party needed.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Was it really that hard for so many people to see that Platner was sketchy as fuck from day one? People who got the ick from a former mercenary with a nazi tattoo weren't playing 4D chess, that was the baseline response and everyone else on the left failed.
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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Woke up thinking about an upbeat country version of LoveGame by Lady Gaga. Like, a Luke Combs-type male singer belting out "🎵Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick🎵" over a slide guitar part I can't stop hearing it.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
That's a weird name.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
you've boingo-ed your last oingo
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Man, this guy just doesn't age
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That's it, from now on I'm only worshipping Pandorobou and no other gods
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
[stubs toe] FUNKY COLD MEDINA!
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We The Purple @xequalsalex.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Vance, you horndog
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