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Eli D

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Trans rights are human rights.

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Eli D @eli.pizza · 17/09/2026
I’m matching every dollar donated to @scarleteen.com through this link pro.gofundme.com/fundraiser/7.... They have been publishing really great sex & relationship info for young people since 1998, and they exist without any government funding.
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Scarleteen's Raising $7,000 to Celebrate 7 Million Visitors in 2026!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Jaime Fearer @bogrosemary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As DC parents and caregivers, we’re alarmed by how armed National Guard and federal agents are patrolling outside our schools and rec centers. Join us in demanding that @cmbrookepinto.bsky.social meet w/ a delegation of parents and hold an emergency Council hearing. actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
As DC parents and caregivers with kids at several different schools we are alarmed by how the National Guard and other heavily-armed federal law enforcement agencies are congregating in large numbers outside elementary schools and rec centers. This is putting our kids at risk and a huge waste of our tax dollars.

That's why we're demanding that Councilmember Brooke Pinto meet with a delegation of parents and hold an emergency Council hearing.

[Image of armed federal agents patrolling a neighborhood street in DC.]
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Scarleteen @scarleteen.com · 17/09/2026
Thank you thank you thank you @eli.pizza! This is so very generous of you ❤️ If you'd like your donation to be matched, please consider donating to Eli's page for our fundraiser.
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 17/09/2026
I’m matching every dollar donated to @scarleteen.com through this link pro.gofundme.com/fundraiser/7.... They have been publishing really great sex & relationship info for young people since 1998, and they exist without any government funding.
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Scarleteen's Raising $7,000 to Celebrate 7 Million Visitors in 2026!
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Individual trans people NEVER have to shut up and accept disrespect. Never. The people who need to shut up and stop disrespecting trans people are the POWERFUL and these include fucking elected officials. GET IT STRAIGHT IN YOUR MINDS.
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 26/08/2026
lol yeah I bet security safeguards were out of scope
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 23/08/2026
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evy kwong @evystadium.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
also youtube thumbnails have ruined society… like FUCK UR BIG ASS SHOCKED FACE
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/08/2026
this is the real way the centrists fight back against the left
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/08/2026
Mayor-Elect Janeese Lewis George Please Please Please Do This For DC Government I Will Be Your Strongest Soldier I Am So Serious
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 02/08/2026
Mechanical keyboards, not pens
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 27/07/2026
The Hugging Face incident was “both notable and alarming,” EFF’s @evacide.bsky.social told @sfexaminer.bsky.social, “not because ‘ooh, the model’s so powerful,’ but because it demonstrates a colossal failure on the part of OpenAI to secure the sandbox in which it was testing its model.”
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OpenAI hacking incident highlights AI cyberrisks
Experts take company to task for safety efforts
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Evan Yeats @evanyeats.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To post this just after voting to cut the DC Paid Family Leave program really shows that you can't have shame in pursuit of virality.
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AlertDC 🤖 @alertdc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🔔 America’s Independence Day Parade in downtown DC (July 4, 10:30AM) has been CANCELED by organizers due to Extreme Heat Warning. Heat index 110-115F. Get heat safety info: Heat.DC.gov
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 01/07/2026
Midnight to 5:30am? Cmon already
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 30/06/2026
Schumer asking for money: We NEED to ACT right now!!!! Schumer on the outcome of the Civil War very nearly being overturned: we did it, let's take a victory lap
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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We condemn in the strongest terms Governor Walz's willingness to assist Trump with this occupation. The National Guard are not here to protect people; they are here to protect the regime. These soldiers are armed, harassing our children, and detaining people without cause. We want them gone.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I REALLY hate the idea of opposing a D.C. mayoral candidate because Trump threatened to punish us if we elect her. It’s worse than obeying in advance; it’s doing the fascists’ work for them. It’s letting Trump trick you into sacrificing D.C.’s autonomy. You can’t defend home rule by surrendering it.
Ashley Schapitl @AshleySchapitl
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Obviously there won't be 60 votes to repeal Home Rule, but I don't think people are thinking creatively enough about the myriad ways the Administration could mess with the District in confrontations.
$1 billion of our own money was just withheld from us for many months!
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 10/06/2026
The new app is good!
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 09/06/2026
Big news: Capital Weather is now independent at CapitalWeather.com. We’re building a new home for trusted DC-area weather coverage — with around-the-clock forecasts, live updates and deeper local weather and climate coverage. 1/4
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 09/06/2026
So much NEW CapitalWeather.com, so little time! 🌤️ New site, new iOS/Android app — watch the video for the full tour. #DCwx
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Whenever my boss wants me to do something I perform a series of dodge rolls until he loses track of me and eventually returns to his usual patrol route
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
DeTrumpification is as necessary a project to the US as DeNazification was to Germany. Everything removed from everywhere, including every person in the Trump party from every elected and appointed position of public trust, with all appropriate investigations, charges, and trials.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 11/05/2026
This would make a sweet ADU www.govdeals.com/en/asset/352...
Government auction listing for a DC Streetcar
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 08/05/2026
How is this not worse than plagiarizing from another reporter?
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It’s time for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and VA Dems to double down on- and push for redistricting everywhere else possible.
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
new Live Laugh Love dropped
Photo of a huge yellow rectangular sign with the text in black reading Live Bus Lane
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Mike the Mad Biologist and Trump's Press Corps Approver @mikethemadbiol.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
As an example, two weeks ago House Republicans proposed a $4 million cut to D.C.'s HIV treatment and testing efforts. To be clear, *these were not cuts in federal dollars*. This was prohibiting D.C. from spending *our own money* on HIV treatment and testing. This is the shit we have to put up with.
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One More Reason Why D.C. Needs Statehood
Actually, by reason, I mean a list compiled by (non-voting) Rep. Norton’s office of policies that will be forced upon the mainland colony known as the District of Columbia in 2027 if the Hous…
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/05/2026
the giant banners with his stupid fucking face on them are less annoying than the fact that he's made us the city with the highest unemployment rate in the country
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 01/05/2026
I made a bot @alertdc.bsky.social that posts messages from DC Alert because for some reason the official one is only on Twitter. It ignores all the minor crime alerts because cmon nobody needs that.
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 01/05/2026
I made a bot @alertdc.bsky.social that posts messages from DC Alert because for some reason the official one is only on Twitter. It ignores all the minor crime alerts because cmon nobody needs that.
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The 51st @51st.news · 20/04/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19/04/2026
the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?
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Free DC @freedcproject.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
As Councilmember, Brooke Pinto has consistently advanced policies that endanger Black and Brown families. Yesterday she did it again for her own political gain. We encourage DC voters: #DontRankPinto.
"Don't Rank Pinto: Leave Brooke Pinto off your ballot. June 16."
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 31/03/2026
have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 30/03/2026
When I see Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren endorse Graham Platner, it doesn’t make me trust Platner, it makes me lose respect for Sanders and Warren.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/03/2026
If there is a point to being human, it probably is something stupid like writing poems and songs. So go write your book. Do your part.
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The 51st @51st.news · 12/03/2026
We're so close...Help us reach the goal needed to expand our newsroom by the end of the campaign: TOMORROW! Memberships, one-time donations and spreading the word all help! 51st.news/the-51st-is-...
a support bar that's 90% filled in, in red. "Support the 51st and $351,733 of $375,000" are text above it.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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John Sununu is in the Epstein Files @karenblackpilled.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there
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Mia Sato @miasato.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”
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Hank Hoffman @hankhoffmanct.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It takes a real lack of political self-respect to attend & be lied to, abused, & gaslit. Nothing is gained by attending. It confers an unearned dignity on Trump's speech & sends the dishonest message that you think things are normal. Dems should stand up for truth by refusing to sit still for lies.
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Player Two @secondfiddle.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Attempting to seize the Capitol vs. attempting to seize the capital.
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Eli D @eli.pizza · 18/02/2026
😐
Claude Code console showing the following:

- Done. It's now in a blockquote, which GitHub renders with a left
border box.

> license it as AGPL

- API Error: 400 - "Output blocked by content filtering policy"
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Feral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629 @feralrobots.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This gets at something I wish more people understood: In a real & profound sense, LLMs *CANNOT* innovate. They can create the illusion of innovation by generating seemingly-novel combinations, but it's always going to be limited to recombining what's come before in a kind of constrained randomness.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 16/02/2026
People dismissing agentic code are perhaps underestimating our capacity (whether that's a good thing or not) to tolerate terrible software.
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