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Elementoid

@elementoid.bsky.social
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Software Dev based in metro Detroit. AKA Dendroid on certain platforms. Literal big gay nerd. UMich alum. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think it may be conscious
a photograph of a slide rule
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's surprisingly hard to find unwatermarked Tangle Tower videos to gif but the decadence of having an animation so large it covers the text box always stuck with me
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Tom Vian @sfbtom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our games are in the Steam Autumn Sale, including 50% off Crow Country, and 10% off our recently released The Mermaid Mask! store.steampowered.com/developer/SF...
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Return of the Obra Dinn is one I don't see go on sale very often, but my god what an incredible game! I knew it was going to be special going in, but I didn't realize how elated I'd be at getting the correct solution and that jaunty theme plays, or how invested I'd be in uncovering the story.
store.steampowered.com
Save 33% on Return of the Obra Dinn on Steam
Lost at sea 1803 ~ The good ship Obra Dinn.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind
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Kimmy W @ghostynewt.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
Screenshot of an email:

Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

—-

Regards,
   ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 02/10/2026
Magician goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. The Great Work is available to you. Go study it. That should pick you up.” The magician bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor… as above so below.”
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 02/10/2026
*Sitting down backward on chair* Now, we have a lot of fun on bluesky dot social *stops* *thinks for a minute* w Wait, actually I'm not sure that's true
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 30/09/2026
looking into the sunset from thirty nine thousand feet
picture of a beautiful red, orange, yellow, blue sunset with a mountain in the middle. juni doesnt know exactly which mountain, but its north of the plane when It was east of San Francisco
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
me [september 2016]: wow society sure is incrementally getting better, i cant wait to see what it'll be like in ten years me [now]:
cosplayer smoking with a despondent lookwoman in a maid dress drinking and smoking next to an akcosplayer drinking in bed
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Shamey @shamey.gay · 29/09/2026
this is u btw
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Bryan Hansel @bryanhansel.com · 25/09/2026
The fall color near Grand Marais is really good this year
A maple in full fall color showing yellows orange and reds up against the Blue Sky
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halloween burger ambassador @cricketfighting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maximus voltage from pokemon ghost grey his PTSD has me charmed
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
i think one big factor (among many) as to why AI has had such a foothold in coding spaces is because the majority of people dont consider programming to be art
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Elementoid @elementoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm tired of this syntax, these types. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their bounded meet-semilattices
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/09/2026
ME, VISIBLY ANGUISHED AND FALLING APART: It is what it is :)
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/09/2026
need to make tshirts that say “I will try to live as I was and I hope to survive”
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Elementoid @elementoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes it seems like all the things that make me happy also serve to unground from my lived reality. Maybe I need to cultivate some hobbies that work in the other direction
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's little sleepy baby bedtime
orange cat falling asleep in his plush bed
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back in the day websites didn't have paywalls, you used to have to perform a small blood sacrifice upon opening the browser for the first time and that was it, you were set for the rest of the time you used that computer.
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m @mjjii.com · 21/09/2026
digital art. closeup up of a crying kitten’s face
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man I got a lot going on lately meme
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI makes it easier to write software, and that's bad
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can you feel it in the air?
cover of THE HANDSOME PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AUTUMN TURNS ME GAY featuring a handsome man on the left taking off his shirt and on the right there is an already shirtless man with a PUMPKIN HEAD there are orange leaves all around them
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I tell you this is one of the most riveting, concise and accurate depictions of the catastrophically defective thought processes behind Effective Altruism and the larger Broligarch Epistemic Universe... Run, don't walk, to read the whole thing (link below), which concludes thus:
Example of the problematic thinking behind Effective Altruism.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
When someone claims that a mistake just happens in the system, and it's always the same kind of mistake, and it always benefits the person who set up the system... It's not a mistake. It's happening on purpose.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You should do it, if you wanna. Even with The Everything, it's always better than never trying.
Pre-transition ZoeA selfie of me in my car
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*is born* Well, this is awkward *dies eventually* That was weird
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Incredible headline here (among other things)
theguardian.com
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/09/2025
a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"
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