Reposted by Comrade BubblegumSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was on the sidewalk, clearly talking on the phone when some Mormon girls interrupted me to ask “would you like to come to church with us?” And I said “I super don’t” without thinking. 77150340
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumAutumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They never learn. 014511
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I got a container of soup that quoted Virginia Woolf on the lid saying “soup is cuisine’s kindest course” which is nice but surely there’s someone who said something positive about soup that didn’t walk into the ocean with rocks in their pockets 4953630
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is my new favorite thing. 74164885292
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The indie pop band after their unlocked van gets stolen during the show 550749
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026 110916
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I tripped on the power cord to my little brother’s pc and his whole minecraft server got deleted along with Tilly Norwood, oops! </3 021
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumThree👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Genuinely the anti trans sentiment from some democrats is a tantrum. It’s extremely unpopular among democratic voters and they hate that, so they are raging at anyone who dares to point this out. It is a potential future threat, but at the moment it’s just fringe bigots screaming at the mainstream. 173
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegumquinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BREAKING: A computer virus has unfortunately killed both Tilly Norwood and Grogu. 151
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if a real human nepo baby with famous parents and all the training and connections in the word can still be a shitty performer, then why on earth would a computer program that has been fed the same anemic, watered-down version of “talent” be any better?? 020
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegumdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 19/09/2026what are cats up to? we may never know. 58312
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegumkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/20263 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3 83115643903
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026advertisers can tell I’m turning 30 and only want to sell me laundry detergent now 💔 020
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I was thinking that wouldn’t it be so fun if I just made a whimsical little guy I could talk to when I’m sad or bored? like just a cute and kinda sassy little gnome or smth but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home 030
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegumcaitliwinx ⚔️🍂 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Not arguing with a dude with a big nose. whatever you say, beautiful 18224
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Charlie Kirk dead on my birthday!! best birthday ever!! 040
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 21/07/2025why is evryone talking about boobs today? 030
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegummattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/07/2025why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky 52296424
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegumcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/07/2025god i'm so tired of job hunting in 2025 dog i'm NOT TAKING your little personality test!!!! get the fuck out of here!!!!! 711917118
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 16/06/2025it’s best to eat asparagus early in the spring season when they are still young and fresh, before they experience twink death 010
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 08/06/2025what if we were cunty cadillacs and we kissed? 051
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 08/06/2025what’s a lesbian/bi girl who looks like a twink called? is it like a specific brand of butch? asking for a friend… 100
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 18/05/2025i enjoy making my home an actively hostile place for tall ppl, as payback for the years of verbal abuse and belittling I have endured at their bigass hands 120
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Your outie often places first in Mario kart, even while playing as Baby Peach. Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints. 020
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumPalle! @palleh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Imagine thinking that the Irish hating the British is a new development. 5819
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumPiper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I'm so furious at everyone acting like things are normal. Unless they are taking on this Irish energy, I'm not interested. 2303
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegum🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean” 172150307
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumLioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Rashida Tlaib is a woman of color and she won her district maybe Kamala just should have not sucked shit you fucking wanker 2526
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025got DNA tested and i am indeed Irish enough to drink copiously with little issue and become extremely red and freckled in sunlight, but sadly not Irish enough to legally flee the U.S. back to the motherland. happy st Patrick’s day 120
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2025The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.jobs.gusto.comWriting Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion 20687331708
Reposted by Comrade Bubblegumstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17/03/2025unfortunately the load-bearing "you're just not supposed to do that" that was sort of holding up american democracy has been removed 528035
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/03/2025(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically* 436508821
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumCarla B. Estruch (elle) @carlabestruch.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Hello, #HorrorWriters! I'm looking for recs of queer short stories written by non-binary and women authors, with all kinds of representation. Let me know your favs or even recommend your own works! #queerhorror #queer #lgbtqa #sffh #horror 53724
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/03/2025reject the grind and embrace whatever the hell this is 35448108
Reposted by Comrade BubblegumJohn Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Sisyphus having to move a mountain of clothes off The Chair on to the bed in the morning, and then plopping them back on The Chair at night 1257588
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025standing in the family planning aisle. our hands touch as we both reach for the Kroger brand pregnancy test. *blushes* “you come here often?” 030
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 30/01/2025partner got frisked at the airport because there was a “large mass near near his groin” on the body scanner. let’s justr say. His peanits 031
Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 27/01/2025both my parents have now made bluesky accounts, we’re cooked y’all 121