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Comrade Bubblegum

@eldritchwhore.bsky.social
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they/them. ancom I guess, ecoterrorist (vegan), D&D, film, writing, art. late-diagnosed neurodivergent little freak. @dead_grrrl on tw*tter.

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was on the sidewalk, clearly talking on the phone when some Mormon girls interrupted me to ask “would you like to come to church with us?” And I said “I super don’t” without thinking.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They never learn.
A SpongeBob meme
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got a container of soup that quoted Virginia Woolf on the lid saying “soup is cuisine’s kindest course” which is nice but surely there’s someone who said something positive about soup that didn’t walk into the ocean with rocks in their pockets
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Bird: So what do I do now?

Lizard: I think you just keep going

Bird: Oh god
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh no. Not solar roadways!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The indie pop band after their unlocked van gets stolen during the show
Screenshot from the television show the Simpsons showing Martin Milhouse Bart and Nelson sitting on a curb looking dejected in flashy wigs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
[a screencap from The Big Lebowski of a thug dunking The Dude's head into a toilet, with the thug's head replaced by a wizard illustration] "Where's the Orb, Lebowski?"
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tripped on the power cord to my little brother’s pc and his whole minecraft server got deleted along with Tilly Norwood, oops! </3
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Three👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely the anti trans sentiment from some democrats is a tantrum. It’s extremely unpopular among democratic voters and they hate that, so they are raging at anyone who dares to point this out. It is a potential future threat, but at the moment it’s just fringe bigots screaming at the mainstream.
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the digital circus too, RIP
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quinoa joaquin @fullgroanman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BREAKING: A computer virus has unfortunately killed both Tilly Norwood and Grogu.
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if a real human nepo baby with famous parents and all the training and connections in the word can still be a shitty performer, then why on earth would a computer program that has been fed the same anemic, watered-down version of “talent” be any better??
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this just in: tummy hurt !
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 19/09/2026
what are cats up to? we may never know.
a cat sitting on a curb upon which the word PUSSY has been graffitied
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what is their target audience? do they anticipate a lot of sales from the catholic grandmas with back pain demographic??
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 08/07/2026
A child's drawing of a cat saying "I am grateful" underneath some text saying "thankyou for carefully removing my cat's testicles".
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
born to fuck, forced to sign paperwork 😩
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Partner here, i really appreciate your insight and kind words, and this is a really cute picture 🥺
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
advertisers can tell I’m turning 30 and only want to sell me laundry detergent now 💔
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I was thinking that wouldn’t it be so fun if I just made a whimsical little guy I could talk to when I’m sad or bored? like just a cute and kinda sassy little gnome or smth but then Oops I accidentally made a tulpa and now I Am not safe in my own home
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Not arguing with a dude with a big nose. whatever you say, beautiful
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk dead on my birthday!! best birthday ever!!
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
why is evryone talking about boobs today?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/07/2025
why do i feel so bad lately | patreon.com/lubchansky
4 panel comic

PANEL 1: MATTIE lying down on her couch, looking at her phone.
MATTIE: Man, why do I feel so bad lately.

PANEL 2: A shot of MATTIE's phone.
NEWS ARTICLE: METEOR DUE TO DEMOLISH EARTH TODAY
MATTIE: Oh I see.
MATTIE: It's because I'm looking at my PHONE too much!

PANEL 3: MATTIE, marching outside, throwing her phone over her shoulder.
MATTIE: That's it! I'm gonna go OUTSIDE! 

PANEL 4: MATTIE looks up, shielding her eyes from something. Red light is all around her.
MATTIE: I wonder what that is.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
god i'm so tired of job hunting in 2025 dog i'm NOT TAKING your little personality test!!!! get the fuck out of here!!!!!
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
here to probe Uranus!
comrade bubblegum, a white femme-presenting person, wears an all-silver space themed outfit, with tall boots, a mini skirt, and a bralette. they have green hair and hold a silver and copper futuristic nerf gun, looking forward at their target.
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
it’s best to eat asparagus early in the spring season when they are still young and fresh, before they experience twink death
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
what if we were cunty cadillacs and we kissed?
two toy cars, a pink Cadillac and a black Cadillac, touching noses as if smooching in a homosexual manner
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
what’s a lesbian/bi girl who looks like a twink called? is it like a specific brand of butch? asking for a friend…
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
i enjoy making my home an actively hostile place for tall ppl, as payback for the years of verbal abuse and belittling I have endured at their bigass hands
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
*their
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Your outie often places first in Mario kart, even while playing as Baby Peach. Your outie is excellent at rolling tight joints.
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I just eat a lot Of asparagus!!!
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Palle! @palleh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Imagine thinking that the Irish hating the British is a new development.
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'm so furious at everyone acting like things are normal. Unless they are taking on this Irish energy, I'm not interested.
Meme text:

"Employer: 'we're having a meeting about the IRA plan.'

My cool coworker and me sitting quietly in the back, having completely misunderstood what they meant:"

Below the text is a picture of two members of the Irish Republican Army freedom fighters sitting a table covered in a white cloth, with an Irish flag behind them. They are wearing camouflage, gloves, and balaclavas, with their traditional berets stored on their shoulders.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
One of the best politics things is when a senator or whatever does something unambiguously evil and then is like “I unfortunately cannot go among my constituents because they hate me too much. It’s their fault, they are mean”
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
from my experience it’s Americans who aren’t Irish at all doing the most drinking lol, it’s just another fun party holiday for them. The super Irish folks I know might go to a bar and have a few drinks for st pattys while watching some live irish music but they’re not getting shitfaced.
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
literally me
A three circle vinn diagram. The top yellow one is, “women with 3 or more drinks at a time”, the bottom right blue one is, “women with anxiety”, and the bottom left pink one is, “women with disgusting cars” the middle where all three intersect is, “immaculate pussy and head game”
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Rashida Tlaib is a woman of color and she won her district maybe Kamala just should have not sucked shit you fucking wanker
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
being uninsured for most of my life and then finally receiving healthcare as an adult was a rude wakeup call for sure
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think my grandma could technically get Irish citizenship but she’s old af so it’s not worth it for her at this point 😬
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
got DNA tested and i am indeed Irish enough to drink copiously with little issue and become extremely red and freckled in sunlight, but sadly not Irish enough to legally flee the U.S. back to the motherland. happy st Patrick’s day
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The Onion summer writing fellowship is seeking applicants! It's six months, good salary and benefits. This year's applicants do NOT have to complete the Eating Challenge, as it turns out this does not adhere to Illinois labor law. We apologize to those who have died in the past.
jobs.gusto.com
Writing Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
we need to abolish teachers because my teacher yelled at me once for being a vewwy baaad boy and made me sit in the corner and wear the dunce cap ):
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
unfortunately the load-bearing "you're just not supposed to do that" that was sort of holding up american democracy has been removed
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Comrade Bubblegum @eldritchwhore.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
ooooh boy, a someone who worked in SPED at a public school and is fully aware of the horrors of the education system, that person’s original post is making me violently angry. they have clearly never witnessed the intense passion and dedication of a district-wide teacher strike.
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