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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I also think we should ban Greeks on campus. They do completely fucked up things like hiding in a wooden horse and only emerging out of it at night to sack your hometown.

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This article is the most [REDACTED PER PROTOCOL 4000-ESHU]-ass thing I’ve seen in the wild “The diplomatic gifts” “the black-and-white mammals” “the bears” “The vulnerable species”

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

coveting your neighbor's ass just sounds like adultery

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/09/2026

People get confused about the trans sports thing because at a glance it seems like a small issue that impacts a very small number of people and thus makes sense as a "reasonable" concession. But it isn't, because conceding that is accepting that a kid's trans identity is on some level fraudulent

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's kind of crazy that the right wanted to turn Charlie Kirk into their Reichstag Fire, but instead they accidentally turned him into their Harambe

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Kevin Zollman @kevinzollman.com · 09/09/2026

This is important advice for everyone on every topic.

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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oh shit oh fuck Super Grover logged in to the wrong account and accidentally revealed his secret identity

Facebook post from Grover:

If you are having trouble believing in yourself, have no fear!
Super Grover is HERE! I believe in you, friend! 💙

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 08/09/2026

I love seeing your kids’ first day of school pics! All of them are beautiful! But saying this with my cybersecurity professional hat on: you probably shouldn’t be posting pictures of your kids. I’m sorry :(

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“You design those new Star Trek lid handles?” “Sure did boss, real fuckin pointy, practically caltrops, just like you asked” “What”

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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.

Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and white

Center square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettes

Block of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in marker

Carol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
2023
satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Every day it’s “Missy Beth’s Oat Nuggets may contain medical waste” and I have to run to throw out all my dang oat nuggets

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 03/09/2026

Have we talked about Questionable Content recently? The last five years in particular have just been so darned good. It's humans and robots doing their best, nobody really knows what's going on, and there's a giant cryptic hive mind that spits out different embodied personalities so it can chat.

questionablecontent.net

Questionable Content - Home

Questionable Content is an internet comic strip created by Jeph Jacques about friendship, romance, and robots. QC began on August 1, 2003.

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Matthew van Eerde @m-vaneerde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A core conservative belief is that women are not human beings, but complicated devices for producing baby boys

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In fantasy worlds there would be wizards selling humane rat traps which are small portals that teleport a rat walking across it elsewhere. And that elsewhere would 9/10 times be their nemesis' house, or some random spot they think no one will think it's weird so many rats keep appearing

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026

The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis.

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026

September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know exactly why, poindexter. It’s because it looks cool as fuck

This 11,000-Year-Old Statue from Turkey Shows a Man Riding a Leopard.
Archaeologists Aren't Sure
Why
The strange sculpture reverses a recurring Stone Age motif of humans confronting dangerous predators.

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If your grocery store/restaurant/&c iPhone app starts giving me promotional push notifications, and there is no obvious way to turn them off, I’m fucking uninstalling it

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 30/08/2026

he's a 10 but he helped JojaMart take over the town during his first playthrough of stardew valley

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I haven’t examined the bracket closely, but I’m rooting for whichever one is best for literally making a cup out of

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if Buc-cees refuses to be open in blue states and you live in a red one you can do the funniest thing this November

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

ive kind of landed on my position here, which is: i don't care if it fixes NOTHING economically. it fixes the fact that they can buy elections and destabilize governments. it's an issue of national security

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 25/08/2026

everybody is (rightfully) remembering her incredible charity work, the 300 million books and counting for kids, the moderna vaccine, all of it she also wrote 'I Will Always Love You' and 'Jolene' on the same dang day. absolutely peerless

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 19/08/2026

If you advertise a house with 'great bones,' I expect, AT MINIMUM, three skeletons.

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Any flight with Amelia Bedelia in earshot of the Cat in the Hat is going to end up plowing into the side of a fucking mountain

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

everyone thinks the Hamburglar wears prison garb because he got caught stealing burgers but he actually went to jail for double homicide

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Give Me Just One Night (On A Lawn Chair)

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at

a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"This is just to say" -- the blockbuster movie about friendship, betrayal, hunger, and cold, delicious plums

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I will pay you a monthly fee to not fix it

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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

also works in Britney Spears voice

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Peter Gleick @petergleick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I've had half a dozen. DO NOT enter any password in order to open an evite. That's the simple scam. Real evites don't require you to enter a password.

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

* The caps lock key * Hollywood musicals starring big-name movie stars who can’t sing for shit * Corduroy (the fabric) * Simon & Garfunkel defiling the Peruvian orchestral piece El Cóndor Pasa by shitting those utterly inane lyrics onto it * Holbrook, AZ

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

One of my weird niche opinions: we would be *slightly* better off if we had settled on commonly using per mil instead of percent, because we’d presumably use 1‰ (ie 0.1%) as the colloquially “negligible” amount instead of 1%

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I’m wheezing smittenkitchen.com/2026/07/spag...

Spaghetti Aglio e Olio
SERVINGS: THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER
TIME: 20 MINUTES
SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 25/07/2026

I JUST THINK IF YOU'RE BLARING BASS HEAVY MUSIC ON SPEAKERS OUTSIDE OF AN APARTMENT AT 6:15 AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING YOU SHOULD BE FORCED TO TAKE MANDATORY REHABILITATION CIVICS AND ETHICS CLASSES.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud

Tumblr post by nanocomputer:

“when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito”

with an aerial photo of Christ The Redeemer, that gigantic statue in Brazil of Jesus with outstretched arms, but there’s also a helicopter in the shot, perfectly lined up so it looks like Jesus is about to smash his hands together and fucking smite it

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I can do it in three. The Jolly Green Giant could easily shove most of the others head-first into the Kool-Aid man until they drown (or short-circuit, if applicable). Then add Bob’s Big Boy—not susceptible to that attack—just to avoid fighting him.

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