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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need to rip one and shred the other. They sound like the same thing, but they're not. Isn't English a fun language?
A Blu-ray Disc and some junk mail.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A great essay about what Peter Cullen meant to us Transformers fans.
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Our Robot Dad
What Peter Cullen, best known for his role as Optimus Prime, meant to me.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fuckin' A, man. First Dolly, then Tim, and now Optimus Prime.
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Peter Cullen Has Died
It is with very heavy hearts that the team at TFW2005.COM shares the news with Transformers fans around the world that the beloved and legendary voice actor behind one of the most iconic characters in fiction - Peter Cullen, THE voice of Optimus Prime - has passed away at the age of 85. TMZ first...
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*cancels order for rocket ship*
Panel from an old comic strip/book. An astronaut standing in the doorway of a rocket ship speaks to a crowd, "No...no...people...the whole universe is full of PEOPLE! There's no escape..."
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
40 years ago, Optimus Prime died 21 years ago.
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Happy 40th Birthday, Transformers the Movie!
Today in Transformers history, on 8 August 1986, Transformers the Movie opened in theaters. A tour de force with incredible animation (most of the time) and a classic score and soundtrack, Transformers the Movie introduced audiences to new characters like Hot Rod, Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Galvatron and Unicron, as well as infamously killing off whole...
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Does anyone know who this quotation is attributed to?
A sign outside of a swimming pool that reads "Proper swimming attire is required to enter the pool" (including quotation marks).
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You write your eulogy in life. If you want people to mourn, make your life something to celebrate. If you want people to celebrate, make your life something to mourn.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Punisher skull with caption THE PUNISHER SHOULD SMILE MORE
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm petty enough to keep searching for something after I've found it just so people can't tell me "it's always in the last place you look".
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This administration is made up of creatures that are only humans in the biological sense. At their cores, they're monsters. Unpaywalled link: archive.ph/MD1mA
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Trump officials planned to mark 2.7 million living people as dead, whistleblower claims
A former Social Security executive said the plan, which was not carried out, would have used a death database to pressure immigrants to leave the country.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Conservatives Crying Extra Hard about Gay and Trans People Month!
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Quebecoiswolf 🔜 Furpoc @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
To my peeps, and my Brown and LGBTQ friends. Never forget that your light was so damn bright they handed the world to the first asshole who promised to dim it.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
100%
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"Whiteness is great," Charlie Kirk said. No, whiteness is a pay cut. Yet America never learns. www.editorialboard.com/hiteness-is-...
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Whiteness is a pay cut
That's the lesson America should learn but won't.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"We need to tap into the market of people who smoke melted-down cocaine and are also shopping for a new bed. But how to reach them... Wait, I've got it!"
A MattressFirm lawn sign advertising a (large font) Free (small font) Adjustable (large font) Base.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Banker from South Park episode "Margaritaville" saying "We can elect a venal, narcissistic con-man to run our democracy aaaand it's gone!".
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
As if the rapid dismantling of western democracy wasn't bad enough, there are *still* no Bitch Pudding action figures.
Fan-made Baby-Needs-A-Name and Bitch Pudding dolls by MyLifeInPlastic.com.
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Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC @alexthebluefox.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...
A picture of an Airbus jet sitting on the tarmac with the Spirit Halloween livery painted on it. It's a cloudy day and the tarmac is wet, which slightly reflects the bright orange color of the airplane.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I hope to one day find a cure for stupidity that doesn't require cleaning up a lot of blood spatter afterwards.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Remember, cultists: If it helps you, Glorious Leader did it. If it hurts you, the EVIL DEMOCRATS did it. This is true because Glorious Leader says it's true. Doubt is a sin. Questions are blasphemy. Anything less than complete and unwavering belief in our God King is treason.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Still works.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Edited by Tina Belcher.
A copy of Life Magazine's "Horses" special, showing a galloping horse surrounded by text like "The World's Most Beautiful Animal", "Their Power and Grace", and "Why We Love Horses".
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There is no McTry.
A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We have a dementia-addled con-man in charge of our country who's starting wars and destroying the environment and the economy while he and his buddies use government institutions to enrich themselves at our expense. But we also have bubble-blowers shaped like T-Rex heads, so I guess it evens out.
A Bubble Blaster that looks like the head of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, which opens its mouth to blow a stream of bubbles.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
bleedingcool.com
Sam Kieth, Creator of The Maxx and Sandman, Has Died, Aged 63
Sam Kieth, creator of The Maxx and co-creator of The Sandman, comic book writer, artist, painter and publisher, has died at the age of 63
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I don't care who they used to be, I don't mourn the deaths of MAGAts.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 20/03/2026
When the final obituary for America is written, the root cause of its demise will be half a dozen group chats, where billionaires and their politicians passed edgelord brainrot memes back and forth, like gonorrhea at summer camp.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
And here I was thinking "Nancy" is a family comic.
Panel 1: Nancy walks through a department store.
Panel 2: Nancy stops at a counter with a woman holding a hairbrush standing behind a sign that reads "Let us demonstrate our super hair brush".
Panel 3: The woman says, "Would you like a demonstration?"
Panel 4: Nancy turns away from the woman, bends forward, points at her buttocks, and says "Okay --- go ahead." while the woman looks at her, confused.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'm the-supermarket-plays-songs-I-grew-up-with years old.
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Epstein files or bust 🇺🇦 @crackermack.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Exceptional Nation unable to stop madman pedophile from engulfing globe in war. Hell of a tombstone for this democracy.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I like to imagine that while they were engaged, Jay-Z would always introduce his wife-to-be as "my fiancée, Beyoncé" and she would roll her eyes *every* time.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Something something leopards something something faces.
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Kansas Mayor Who Voted for Trump as Noncitizen Faces Felony Charges
Joe Ceballos has the support of his small town, where he has lived since he was a teenager.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Really the only appropriate way for Tom Homan to end his statement this morning was in the signature R. Budd Dwyer style, but I guess all Homan’s paper bags are too stuffed with cash
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
The Republicans at the oversight hearing gave Pam Bondi such a thorough asshole-tonguing that she won't need to wipe for weeks.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The next time you're starting to feel some faith in humanity, remember that this sign exists.
A sign in a drive-thru window that says, "Please OPEN your window when in drive thru! We CANNOT HEAR you if your window is closed!".
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Stop ICE and get games.
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No ICE in Minnesota by jesthehuman and 651 others
No ICE in Minnesota: 1439 items for $10.00
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
when pop culture no longer caters to your specific demographic you can accept that the world constantly changes or you can, I dunno, enact a fascist takeover of a country in the futile hope of forcing everyone to like the things you like
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
You know who's been oddly quiet after the latest Epstein Files drop? The people who normally won't shut up about the Deep State™ or the Jews That Secretly Run the World and Drink the Blood of Nice White Christian Babies or Whatever (trademark pending). (1/3)
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ho-lee shit! The band got back together 20 years ago, but now they're gonna play in the old venue!
kickstarter.com
RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's no way this guy DOESN'T own a white van with "FREE CANDY" painted on the sides.
Texas congressional candidate Briscoe Cain, who looks like every stereotypical pedophile you've ever seen, mustache and all.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Post by @benedictsred: I'm just glad that my faith in humanity isn't alive to see any of this.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Remember when this was the kind of article that you could safely assume was from "The Onion"?
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Stephen Miller Suggested a 94-Year-Old Actor Could Save Star Trek From Wokeness — And It Didn’t Go Well
Many people interpreted Miller's X post as a variation of "show me you don't understand the point of 'Star Trek' without saying you don't understand the point of 'Star Trek.'"
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
There are people in this world so stinking rich that they could literally buy a new car every time they wanted to drive somewhere, and they contribute zero labour to the economy in return. They make more money from passive income in a day than you make from working all year.

Meanwhile, they want us to think that the immigrants who work their asses off for jive wages are a drain on the economy, and that they're taking jobs from local workers. However, those things cannot both be true at the same time: immigrants cannot simultaneously be providing cheap labour AND draining the economy. If they are in fact contributing such cheap labour that they're outcompeting local workers for jobs, then they're actually contributing cheap labour to the economy: that increases productivity and profitability.

The harsh reality is that it's quite possible for something to be good for "the economy" but bad for the people you care about. That's the nature of capitalism, and if you conservatives love capitalism as much as you say you do, then you should be fine with this.

Conservatives put all the blame on immigrants every time the economy restructures in a way that's unpopular, because they are doctrinally prohibited from blaming capitalism itself.
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Almost Comics @almostcomics.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Helping Renee Good's killer get off scot-free is an important part of their plan. When he gets off scot-free, the message will be clear: "we can execute you in public, with the whole world watching, and get away with it".

We warned you that Trump wanted a Gestapo, and you thought we were just being dramatic.
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