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he/him. Millennial. Wear a fucking mask. Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.

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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweet by @Deor: “People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.” [photo of a bicycle with a propane tank strapped to one side]
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tumblr post by animedads-deactivated20210108:

“they call me... 7 Knives. because that's how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The screenshot from two posts up by tumblr user sioltach, with “(his ass cannot guard the barley)” crudely edited so it says “(his ass can guard so much barley)”, and the slaps-roof-of-car meme car salesperson pasted onto the cat
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Syndrome from The Incredibles in the boardroom of the New York Stock Exchange
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Marten Reed from the webcomic Questionable Content, pointing in bafflement and exclaiming “What the hell ass balls?!”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screencap from the scene Down Periscope (1996) with the rusted USS Stingray in the background and the XO saying “I feel I need a tetanus shot just from looking at it”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m a fan of this one, myself
Three-panel Calvin & Hobbes strip. They are exploring a riverbed.

Hobbes: Whatcha doin’?
Calvin: Looking for frogs.
Hobbes: How come?
Calvin: I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
Hobbes: Ah, but of course.
Calvin: My mandate also includes weird bugs.
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“None of these words are in the Bible”—uh
The “they very much did kill Jesus” tumblr post, edited to say “I mean they did have frogs in the Bible. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like I understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did have frogs in the Bible”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A pie chart titled “Did this happen?” that’s about 90% blue and 10% yellow. Per the legend, the blue section is “No” and the yellow section is “No but in yellow”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud
Tumblr post by nanocomputer:

“when u finally see that bitch ass mosquito”

with an aerial photo of Christ The Redeemer, that gigantic statue in Brazil of Jesus with outstretched arms, but there’s also a helicopter in the shot, perfectly lined up so it looks like Jesus is about to smash his hands together and fucking smite it
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Relevant related work by @boygirlparty.bsky.social
Photo of two picture books by Suzie Ghahremani / boygirlparty: Stack The Cats and Balance The Birds
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lawrence from Office Space, in that scene where he says “two chicks at the same time”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tweet by Deor(@Deor): “People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins.
It doesn't have to be like that. We can both_lose.” [photo of a bicycle with a propane tank strapped to one side]
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove asks—as Yzma grimaces in frustration—“does bisexual mean twice as sexual? or once every other sexual?”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“how to draw an owl”

“1: draw some circles” [pencil drawing of a circle for the head and a larger oval for the body]

“2: draw the rest of the fucking owl” [very detailed pencil drawing of an owl on a tree branch]
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Star Trek DS9 title card with the title “Watch The Irishman Suffer”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bruno Madrigal from Disney’s Encanto, holding a rat, with a speech bubble
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The famous “Charlie Brown Has Hoes” tweet from @matrixreloaded, heavily modified to read:

“people IN BUSYTOWN will DRIVE anything. LOWLY WORM DRIVES AN APPLE. No he SHOULDN’T. that isn't STREET LEGAL”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
there is also a tumblr-specific “you are fucking illiterate”
Tumblr user drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

Tumblr user poupon: how dare you say we piss on the poor
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
lauren (@NotABigJerk):

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Marten Reed from the webcomic Questionable Content, startled, exclaiming “What the hell ass balls?!”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A goat dressed up as Loki (Marvel)
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tumblr post by user drakensberg: “The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.”

Reblog by user poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Tumblr post by drakensberg: “The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.”

Reblog by poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I found this floating around tumblr a while back
A photo from a print copy of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, I think? The text says “52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all.
Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.”

An overlay of red shadowed text has been added below, saying “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
When you know who Floop Bustero is:
The cover of a children’s picture book, featuring an anthropomorphic rabbit with raincoat and umbrella, cheerfully stepping into a puddle. The title is “Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Screenshot of the “You’re gonna need a bigger boat” scene from Jaws, except it says “We’re going to need a smaller violin”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender.
Screencap of that scene in Peter Jackson’s LOTR where Pippin says “what about second breakfast?”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy hm, looks legit
Ralph Wiggum “(chuckles) I’m in danger” meme, but he’s wearing an N95 respirator and other people on the bus are coughing and sneezing
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Kronk from The Emperor’s New Groove saying “does bisexual mean twice as sexual? or every other sexual?”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
lolsob
Wikipedia article header:

DJ Khaled

Not to be confused with American producer DJ Khalil, Algerian musician Khaled (musician) or American R&B singer Khalid (American singer).
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Yu-gi-oh card flip meme: Kaiba deals the card “don’t speak ill of the dead”, then Yugi defeats him with the card “don’t be a piece of shit while you’re alive”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Allie Brosh “CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!” meme, crudely altered so it says “GET ALL THE VACCINES!” and she is getting a vaccine instead of holding a broom
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Closeup of the face of that hideous, tacky Confederate Nathan Bedford Forrest statue with a threatening grimace. Imagine a giant shitty possessed tin soldier that wants to eat your face off with his bare teeth
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Tumblr user drakensberg: The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

Tumblr user poupon: how dare you say we piss on the poorCaptain Haddock: “What a week, huh?”
Tintin: “Captain, it’s Wednesday”Obi-Wan Kenobi from the original Star Wars, saying “I’m getting too old for this sort of shit.”Post by Tumblr user unmutedlark: 

“Medically accurate muscle chart:”

A black and white drawing of the musculature of the shoulders and back. Four spots are highlighted in red, labeled “traitor”, “absolute fuckwaffle”, “jackass”, “and then there’s this asshole”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A very 1950s? looking drawing of a mother cheerfully braiding her daughter’s hair.
Daughter: “mum did you want a daughter or a son?”
Mother: “i wanted to fuck”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
🤣 see, when I realized it was DHH’s fault, I was *already* thinking of this reaction image, and I didn’t even *know* about the Rails is Omakase thing
The cover of a children’s picture book, with a cheerful anthropomorphic rabbit in a raincoat, carrying an umbrella and stepping in a puddle. The title has been modified to “Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Tumblr post by drakensberg: “The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor.”
Reblog by poupon: “how dare you say we piss on the poor”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Screencap from the webcomic Questionable Content. Marten Reed is pointing and staring in consternation, saying “What the hell ass balls?!”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Here is my favorite bit of terrible, confusing street naming: behold 45th St (yellow) and 46th St (red) in Los Alamos, NM (and those two are just the worst offenders)
Map of part of the western side of Los Alamos, NM. The streets are irregular and a bit twisty because of the terrain (mesas and canyons). 45th St, highlighted in yellow, is four roughly aligned but disjoint (because there are canyons in the way) sections of north/south street, going from the top to the bottom of the screenshot. 46th St, in red, is immediately to its west — four more disjoint north/south sections of street, three of which curve to either intersect or turn into their respective adjacent 45th St segments.
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Derek from The Good Place egging on an offscreen fight and shouting “BITE EACH OTHER’S DICKS OFF!”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I already had this sitting around, lol
That “Charlie Brown had hoes” tweet edited to say “people in busytown will drive anything. Lowly Worm drives an apple. No he shouldn’t. That isn’t street legal.”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
A pair of screen caps from The Good Place. Eleanor and Tahani are watching TV.

Eleanor: “What’s this show called again?”

Tahani: “It’s ‘Deirdre and Margaret’. It ran for 16 years on the BBC. They did nearly 30 episodes.”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
At the Milkwaukee airport, you can get recombobulated after the TSA screening
Photo of the area just past security at the Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport. There are some seats, a table, and a large sign overhead that says “Recombobulation Area”. To the left is signage pointing towards the gates.
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Screencap from Jack in the Box “Market” TV ad. Jack is mispronouncing chipotle as “chipoodle”. His mouth, normally a red smile, is a red tangled twisty line.
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A wizard holding a staff, shrugging and gesturing with a harried expression, saying “I don’t know! I don’t fucking know!!”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Part of a tumblr reblog chain:

blkreginageorge: “Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.”

phoneus: “the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes”
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Post a meme made by you
Four screencaps with text, from the scene in Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit where the company is being chased by a band of orcs led by Azog the Defiler:

“I’m telling you, Molotov cocktails work” [Gandalf up in a tree, with his hat and staff]

“Anytime I had a problem” [Azog standing in the forest, smiling triumphantly, with other orcs in the background]

“And I threw a Molotov cocktail” [Gandalf holding a burning a pine cone]

“Boom! Right away I had a different problem” [wide-angle shot of the forest on fire; that one tree — which Gandalf and the rest of the company are hanging onto - is falling over off the edge of a cliff]
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Pumpkin spice horchata @eldritchanchovy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
My favorite one of these: Spanish-speaking Taco Bell haters often insult Taco Bell tacos by calling them “chingaderas” (“bullshit”, more or less) And I found a lengthy article explaining the difference between tacos and chingaderas, as though the latter were a legit term for hard shell tacos
= Tastioo
In the realm of Mexican cuisine, there exists a rivalry as fierce as the sun's embrace: the clash between tacos and chingaderas.
These two culinary titans have captivated taste buds for generations, leaving many wondering: which reigns supreme? Join us on a gastronomic journey as we delve into the depths of this epic battle, exploring the flavors, history, and cultural significance of these iconic dishes.
In This Article
• The Origins of the Taco
• The Birth of the Chingadera
• The Battle of Flavors

The Battle of Flavors
When it comes to taste, both tacos and chingaderas offer a symphony of flavors. Tacos, with their soft and chewy tortillas, provide a blank canvas for an endless combination of fillings. From the smoky sweetness of al pastor to the spicy kick of barbacoa, there's a taco for every craving.

Chingaderas, on the other hand, burst with a medley of textures and flavors. The crispy tortilla adds a satisfying crunch, while the fillings, often a mix of meats, cheeses, and sauces, create a harmonious explosion in the mouth.The Cultural Significance

Beyond their culinary appeal, tacos and chingaderas hold deep cultural significance. Tacos are an integral part of Mexican identity, representing the country's rich history, diversity, and culinary prowess. They are a staple of street food vendors, family gatherings, and national celebrations.

Chingaderas, on the other hand, embody the rebellious and innovative spirit of Mexico City. They are a symbol of the city's vibrant street culture and its willingness to push culinary boundaries.

The Verdict: A Matter of Preference

The eternal debate of tacos vs chingaderas ultimately boils down to personal preference. Both dishes offer unique and delectable experiences that cater to different tastes and occasions. Tacos, with their versatility and affordability, are the perfect choice for a quick and satisfying meal. Chingaderas, with their bold flavors and innovative fillings, are ideal for those seeking a more adventurous culinary experience.
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