I can’t even get my dog to understand basic geometry, like “we saved you a spot on the bed, move there and give us some fucking legroom. No, your entire body needs to go there. Not just your head”
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he/him. Millennial. Wear a fucking mask. Ibarra chocolate > Abuelita chocolate.
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It doesn't have to be like that. We can _both_ lose.” [photo of a bicycle with a propane tank strapped to one side]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:m2hihxuzr3u3g4igbewzh37m/bafkreia5navm3geuzebgzyn4bjo6x7xnrrdvybkd4mruydfwsugatbym6y)
