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eilidh

@eilidh.online
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it/she | 30s library worker, coarse and uncouth vulgarian

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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 2h
touch my paw! …you can let go now … #madokamagica
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
“Prepared for Peace, Ready for War” Loyalist mural changed to 
“Prepared for Bed, Ready for 3am pee”
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/01/2025
Bumper sticker: 

"KEEP HONKING! I'm trapped in the BELLY of this horrible machine and the machine is BLEEDING to death!"

(It's from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor composition)
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 23h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 8h
If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Windows NT 4.0 @winnt4fan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#touhou #東方Project #fumo #fumofumo
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 27/09/2026
Preorders open now! Good Smile Company Labour Party Nendoroid Andy Burnham From the popular British political party "The Labour Party" comes a Nendoroid of Andy Burnham in his "Game of Thrones" variant outfit! #goodsmile
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Simon is on strike ✊🏻 @simonxix.com · 27/09/2026
And why have they clearly used a reference of Ned Stark? A. It should be Robb Stark: Ned was never King in the North. B. Do the Labour Party remember what happened when Ned Stark left his northern stronghold to take up a political position in the capital?
an image of Sean Bean as Ned Stark with a big sword pointed down
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 27/09/2026
yoooooo
My 9 Games: Theme Hospital, Portal, Gran Turismo, Command & Conquer, Life is Strange, Tony Hawk's Underground, Sonic 2, Magical Drop III, Battlefield 3
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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 27/09/2026
the concept of a "charcuterie board" is often deeply misunderstood. to help clear up this situation, i've created this educational diagram. i hope it helps
title: charcuterie board alignment chart

table columns:
• Item Purist: the board must contain cold meats, with a small amount of accompaniments
• Item Neutral: the board must contain food
• Item Rebel: the board can contain anything

table rows and content:
• Board Purist: the items must be skilfully arranged on a board or slab — item purist: a charcuterie board; item neutral: a sandwich platter; item rebel: a model railway
• Board Neutral: the items must be individually selectable — item purist: a hotel breakfast; item neutral: a self-service food ordering kiosk; item rebel: toolbars in a web browser
• Board Rebel: the items can be presented in any way — item purist: Subway’s Classic BMT sandwich; item neutral: a bowl of soup; item rebel: a landfill
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching a let's play of Still Wakes the Deep where they're using the "please translate all the hard words into English (International)" subtitles option, and it's got me strongly believing non-scots players should just suck it up and learn what a jobbie is through context
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Mel-chan @melcchan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🌸 Luluka's Uniform ❣️ #myart #precure #StarDetectivePrecure #prettycure #たんプリ #プリキュア
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
its still insane to me that valve gets near zero pushback for featuring people like this on their platform. they got more flak for allowing games with grokjunk than they do for the legions of hitlers they allow to run wild on steam to this day
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 25/09/2026
getting reminded of times when supposedly left wing people have used the term "glowie" to mean like, government agents. you know who came up with that shit right? you know what the term originally was? right?
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 25/09/2026
my favourite childhood game for less than a quid, cmon
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hard to think of a better way to spend 79p
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 25/09/2026
danny tommo breaking in to catterick, yelling god save the king, getting jeered, then ritually disemboweling himself would be an interesting scene
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hazel_bnuuy @hazel-bnuuy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kagami Luckystar very flustered looking at special yaoi book
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the guy prophesied to defeat Cybersmith in anime sword battle on a desolate Scottish moor
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Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
(c) Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
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sinéad @transsexual.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sandy Peggie on: Dark money 🤑💶💲💰🤑😍🥳 Dark skin 🤬😡😡😤🤬😂🤬
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 24/09/2026
people are posting this, so... my9animes.com/en
My 9 Animes, in order: Cardcaptor Sakura, K-ON!, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Whisper of the Heart, Nichijou - My Ordinary Life, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Lucky☆Star, Onimai: I'm Now Your Sister!, Sailor Moon
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 22/09/2026
i hate polls that just vaguely ask you "what issues are important" yes i think immigration is important: we need more of it. but if i say that in this poll they'll lump me in with the fash
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corpus @corpus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Obviously they're a bunch of daft cunts but they're openly espousing Naziism now so keep your eyes on people that said we called it too soon. People that said if they were really Nazis they'd step up and do something about it.
A facebook post from Unite The Clans Scotland - AAIM:
"HOW DO WE RESTORE OUR COUNTRY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
I HAVE AN IDEA 🙋🏼‍♂️
This is how I see it, and I don’t care if I get hate for saying it—this is the truth and reality that people deny. Call me what you will. Anti-Semite. Islamophobe. Fascist. Nazi. I have heard them all, and I do not care. Because when you speak the truth that threatens the powerful, labels are the only weapon they have left. They do not refute you. They do not debate you. They simply shout a word and expect you to run away. I am not running.
Let us speak plainly about National Socialism. They have told you it is pure evil, hatred incarnate, the worst thing that ever walked this earth. And they have told you this every single day, from every single screen, for eighty years. But what they have NEVER told you is what it actually was. National Socialism was not a monster—it was a solution. A solution to the very same problems that are destroying us today: a nation crushed under impossible debt owed to foreign bankers, a government that served corporations instead of its people, a culture being erased by mass migration, a working class abandoned by both left and right, a world torn between the greed of capitalism and the slavery of communism. National Socialism solved all of it."
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Breezy, Lesbian Disaster 💖🏳️‍⚧️ @bluebirdbreeze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
jfc man...
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HawaiiWorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MONDAY
A meme featuring a man wearing a red shirt and backwards red baseball cap carrying an absurdly oversized teal JanSport backpack on his back while standing on a city street.  
​Text boxes are placed over the image:
​A small white box over the man is labeled "Me".  
​A larger white box over the enormous backpack is labeled "The pervasive fear that I am doing something wrong at all times".
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as far as I can tell the harry potter series is a couple of chapters viciously skewering a snobby middle class couple and then seven books outlining why snobby middle class closed-mindedness and bigotry is great it's just that those two people were fat
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 20/09/2026
cried watching whisper of the heart again, normal day
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"what do women want?" - butch lesbian christopher walken. it's as simple as that.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 18/09/2026
if you EVER get called for a meeting and they say “don’t bring a union rep” bring a union rep
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 18/09/2026
it's Fuwa Fuwa Time to end Israeli genocide
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: Ho-kago Tea Time have withdrawn from the Ed Sheeran tour.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 18/09/2026
I could not imagine raising someone in this day and age but I can even less imagine STALKING THEM
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ez “dyke ghoulfriend” @ezrez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
knowing that Sophie should be 40 rn is fucked up
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Note that the actual service Watson is providing here is not his huge tactical brain or his snappy sales patter, nor is it PR wizardry. He has none of those things. What he’s selling is: He can get any old idiotic shit he likes printed in newspapers, just by lifting a phone to mates.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 17/09/2026
these are the same cunts who have "genuine concerns" about trans people, absolute fascist dickheads
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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Hatsune Miku will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Tamamo Crossfaded @ Home @hekkabecca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
boss, the fascism
Tumblr post by user Nitewrighter that reads:
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 16/09/2026
incredible scenes i love bart
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Robert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 16/09/2026
english commentators: you can't have a referendum to leave the uk without the uk government's permission. don't be ridiculous also english commentators: 'piddington' (? sub please check) has voted to leave the uk
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone on ILX with an answer to the "who will open for Ed now?" question: "I'm being told Boy George has just arrived with a six pack of lager, a bucket of chicken, and a fishing rod." (If you know, you know.)
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is anybody going to retroactively suggest that this was all too confrontational, that these people should moderate their language, or that none of this was ultimately effective in creating the political space for gay people to be seen as human?
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ɡwɛnəvɾ (cat) (mads) @wheneverends.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
chainsmoker cat sitting on her filthy balcony smoking of course
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