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it/she | 30s library worker, coarse and uncouth vulgarian

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eilidh @eilidh.online · 12h
Reform and the BBC are both doing the "the greens are just a wing of the SNP" thing - why would greens be going to the SNP conference? and it wasn't the Scottish greens who voted for the "Zionism is racism" motion, but again, conflating the Scottish greens and the English and Welsh greens is typical
'Reform has brought racism into this chamber' - Swinney

Offord refers to Palestinian flags "flying from municipal buildings across Scotland, with the Israel flag banned from this very building".

He asks the first minister to condemn the "racism being whipped up against Israel in this chamber" and urges Swinney to expel members of the "racist Green party" from the SNP conference next week.

Swinney says Offord is "beyond parody", as he leads a party that has "brought racism into this parliamentary chamber" and suggests Offord himself is "dividing communities".
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 06/10/2026
my touys,
nendoroids of sakura kinomoto from cardcaptor sakura, mio akiyama from k-on, haruhi suzumiya from the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, and konata izumi from lucky star
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 27/09/2026
yoooooo
My 9 Games: Theme Hospital, Portal, Gran Turismo, Command & Conquer, Life is Strange, Tony Hawk's Underground, Sonic 2, Magical Drop III, Battlefield 3
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 24/09/2026
people are posting this, so... my9animes.com/en
My 9 Animes, in order: Cardcaptor Sakura, K-ON!, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Whisper of the Heart, Nichijou - My Ordinary Life, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Lucky☆Star, Onimai: I'm Now Your Sister!, Sailor Moon
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 13/09/2026
a quote from John Brown "I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will not be purged away, but with Blood." edited to read "I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will be purged away, with Votes."
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 12/09/2026
the stock photo of a balding man used in the "heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point" headline on clickhole
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 05/09/2026
beat the record but man that was some low hanging fruit
A results screen from Wikipedia Speedruns showing a run from "Harry Potter" to "Nazism" with one intermediate step: "Stereotypes of Jews", taking 12.008 seconds.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 04/09/2026
do not test me
rosencreutz's youtube channel, with the mouse cursor hovering over the unsubscribe button
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 04/09/2026
"weeb": fans fear eilidh's reputation could tank after the poster gets a new tattoo
a fresh tattoo showing sakura kinomoto and kero from cardcaptor sakura, contained inside a card in the style of the sakura cards from the show. sakura is wearing her outfit from the first opening of the show and holding the first variant of her wand, which extends past the left and right edges of the card.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 27/08/2026
making memes about the news from wales so i don't feel so fucking furious
a spin on the "the myth of "consensual" sex" meme:

top text: the myth of "consensual" grs
bottom text: isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
on the left, the doctor (the original man from the meme with a stethoscope badly photoshopped into his hands) says: i consent
in the middle, the patient (the original woman from the meme with a trans flag on her cheek) says: i consent
on the right, tory ms natasha asghar says: *i* don't!
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 17/08/2026
WHEN I WASH UP MY PLATES I WANNA USE THAT BOSCH CLASSIXX
the control panel of a Bosch Classixx dishwasher
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 04/08/2026
roast me
keys with three keyrings: mio from k-on, silence suzuka from umamusume, and sakura from cardcaptor sakura
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 28/07/2026
i think it's fine to call for political violence against fascists
the norman rockwell town hall painting, you know the one
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 14/07/2026
oh my god, i looked at the study... what the fuck lmao
Excerpt from a page of the study mentioned. It reads "11 Interviewees based in 8 Academic Institutions" as well as featuring maps of the continents of the world those institutions are based: a map of North America and the Caribbean labelled "North America", a map of South America labelled "Latin America" and, most egregiously, a map of Chinese provincial-level divisions (including their claim over Taiwan) labelled "Middle East".
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 07/07/2026
THE FUCKING GOLDSMITH GAMBIT
the results of the 2016 Richmond Park by-election: Sarah Olney won 20,510 votes (49.68%, up 30.41 points) for the Lib Dems, beating the incumbent Zac Goldsmith who had 18,638 votes (45.15%, down 13.06 points)
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 28/06/2026
your precious precious lores!!!!
the character Emily the Strange on a red background
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 22/06/2026
title card from the show within a show "the scary door" from futurama. the door is open and surrounded and filled by stars in space. the title is in eerily jaunty text within the open door.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 12/06/2026
me, aged 16, playing to a crowd of maybe 30 other teenagers: this is fine my brain:
"we are fucking under attack!", the meme referencing free to play games with scantily clad women
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 09/06/2026
meme of principal skinner saying "am i out of touch?" "no, it's the chromosomes who are wrong"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 08/06/2026
jesse from breaking bad crying saying "she can't keep getting away with it!"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 23/05/2026
oh nooooo won't someone please think of their feelings having to see *checks notes* sticky tape and paint
a series of tweets from "Edinburgh and Lothians Feminists" complaining to Edinburgh City Council that someone has put trans flag tape on a lamp post and painted the trans flag on a fence.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 22/05/2026
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
A video from the Guardian's Politics Weekly. The title is "Wes Streeting: 'Andy Burnham doesn't live rent free in my head '"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 10/05/2026
energy sword sunday
cure answer from star detective precure holding the sword conjured in her solo finisher move answer hanamaru sword
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 09/05/2026
lol lmao
An excerpt from the Edinburgh and Lothians East regional result from this election. "Independent - Bonnie Prince Bob - 632 - 0.2%"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 08/05/2026
what do you mean by "trans identifying"? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "TRANS IDENTIFYING", LYNSEY??? 🪿🪿🪿
A live news post by BBC Scotland political correspondent Lynsey Bews. The headline reads "Three Greens elected on Edinburgh list including Holyrood's first trans identifying member"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 08/05/2026
"i was saying abolish prisons"
hans moleman from the simpsons saying "i was saying "boo-urns""
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 08/05/2026
the "assad must go" meme but with anas sarwar.

panel 1: anas sarwar standing at a podium making a forceful speech with the caption "starmer must go"
panel 2: bashar al-assad with a finger to his ear asking "who must go?"
panel 3: sarwar at today's election count in glasgow, looking glum
panel 4: al-assad laughing
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 23/04/2026
the average level of discourse on here
a Bluesky branded skip
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 15/04/2026
The Calvin and Hobbes "I'll show you something interesting" meme.

Panel 1:
Calvin's dad: "Doing politics? I'll show you something interesting."

Panel 2:
Calvin's dad: "The two types of politics are potholes and brexit. All politics fall into these two categories. Bin collections? Potholes. Gender recognition reform getting blocked? Brexit."
Calvin: "Yeah..."

Panel 3:
Calvin's dad: "NHS? Potholes. Scottish independence? Brexit. Despite people tying immigration to brexit, it's actually potholes."
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 15/04/2026
is this the welsh lib dems using AI bullshit in their senedd election broadcast? seems like it...
a screenshot of the welsh liberal democrats party election broadcast for the senedd in may. the frame shows the back of a police officer in a high-vis jacket with "police" in white on black on the back and an unreadable north american style police badge on the sleeve. the sillitoe tartan checkerboard pattern on the officer's cap also varies in size and the background is a blurry, rainy mess.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 13/04/2026
I'm being pithy but I respect the political views of a lot of the people involved, they just Fell For It Again
a badge reading "FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 25/03/2026
a stock image of a graph showing no correlation between values on the x and y axes
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 20/03/2026
i've been wanting a tattoo for ages so i got one that represents the little shit that i am
my shoulder with a new tattoo - pink, frilly and heart shaped, with a turquoise outline and two smaller purple gradient hearts around the outside, with the word "obnoxious" across the middle in the same purple gradient
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 19/03/2026
that was meeeeeeee
my shoulder with a new tattoo - pink, frilly and heart shaped, with a turquoise outline and two smaller purple gradient hearts around the outside, with the word "obnoxious" across the middle in the same purple gradient
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 09/03/2026
i think the new f1 regulations are pretty good actually
norman rockwell's painting freedom of speech
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 06/03/2026
Reverend Lovejoy and Marge Simpson discussing the GPEW policy handbook

Lovejoy: Get a caesarean
Marge: But isn't that against policy
Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything is against policy. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to eat yoghurt
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 04/03/2026
a letter from Silent Hill 2, amended to read "I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge" using deathgenerator.com by Foone
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 02/03/2026
so the answer to why the US isn't using the UK bases at Akrotiri and Dhekelia is not "because we oppose their actions" or "because we did not allow them to use the bases", it is "because they are not suitable for their use" with the implication that we would let them if they were...
an excerpt from Hansard today (2nd March 2026):

The Prime Minister:

I assure my hon. Friend that I spoke to the President of Cyprus yesterday, and I am hoping to speak to him again later today. I repeat what I said earlier, because it is important for reasons that he and the House will understand. The bases in Cyprus are not being used and are not going to be used by the US. [Interruption.] I hear the question, "Why not?" The answer is that they are not suitable. It is very important that that is made clear, because the President and I have been discussing that, as my hon. Friend will understand.
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 28/02/2026
Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 18/02/2026
homer simpson telling marge that "maybe i'm not getting enough... headphones"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 28/01/2026
yooooooo
lilly mothcub's big feelings zine and some of her art, laying on a flowery duvet
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 05/12/2025
from the article... natasha, my dude, putting aside calling trans women "biological men", that's not how chest feeding works, quit talking if you don't understand what you're talking about (yes, big ask, i know)
excerpt from the telegraph article linked in the quoted thread: "The Bristol City Council leader, Tony Dyer, has criticised the Supreme Court ruling in the past and demanded support for biological men who wanted to "chest-feed" babies in a 39-page response to a consultation by the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) on updates to its guidance, following the Supreme Court ruling in April this year."
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 12/08/2025
the "we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 30/04/2025
here we have the tories doing open antisemitism and the telegraph all but printing it as is
Excerpt from a Telegraph article about the Tory local election campaign.

"Could this backlash offer the Tories a potential return path to office if they can hang on? Back on the doorstep of house number three, a crumb of encouragement can be found.

The man in the T-shirt will "probably" not be voting at the locals. "If I do vote," he adds as the Tory leader starts turning away, "one thing is for certain: I won't be voting for the red puppet."

He means Sir Keir. His views on who is controlling the puppet are unprintable in a family newspaper. "Well, yes," says Mrs Badenoch, a smile returning. "We agree.""
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 19/04/2025
oh hell yeah, bugdom, I grew up with macs (firstly beige PPCs then iMacs) in primary school, and I bought this as a Christmas present to myself about 7 years ago mainly just to play it lmao
an iMac G3 slot loader in indigo, partially obscured by a guitar case and wearing a blue cap
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 05/02/2025
"two paths" meme which reads "which way, western brony" with the left hand, bright path leading to "trans girl" and the right hand, evil path leading to "fascist"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 20/09/2024
okay not bad (but also why does your own "i was early" graphic not come with premade alt text, bluesky)
bluesky graphic saying i am user 145217
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 27/06/2024
a meme image of a girl aiming a dodgeball at a group of other girls. the lone girl is captioned "Apollo", the dodgeball "the gift of prophesy", and the group of girls "bluesky user katie tightpussy"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 19/06/2024
a meme with four parts:

1. an outline of a head filled with angry red scribbles, saying "i just need to make music"
2. a person lying depressed in bed, thinking "i just need to make music"
3. a cycle with four steps - all of them are "make music"
4. a variant on the "are you winning son" meme which reads "are you okay bro?" "yes i just need to make music"
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eilidh @eilidh.online · 03/04/2024
this classic
A dog collar sold by Sub Pop with a tag reading "Sub Pup"
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