iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I'm feeling the effects of having woken up at like 6am every day this week and also having walked over 24k steps across three different cities today alone (Cardiff -> Manchester -> Glasgow) So I'm in bed on a Friday night before midnight and it feels like anathema

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I arrived back in Glasgow at 8:40pm and the first thing I witnessed after leaving the station was a drunk guy on Union Street asking people "where the ladies at?? i'm looking for the ladies" I wonder if he found the ladies in the end

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The amount of aftermarket holes in my body has now been increased from 4 to 6 \o/ My ears are going to be sore for a while, but they look cool and that's what really matters

it’s a selfie where i’m standing in front of a sign that says “full of alpine cream”. i now have large-ish black plugs in my earlobes.

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I can only wonder how many lawyers and/or compliance people were involved in the creation of this sticker

there’s a change machine at an arcade which accepts notes and card payments. a yellow sticker on it says, in all caps: “Cash acquired using a credit card should not be used for playing on any kind of gambling machine.”

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Here are some random photos I've taken recently

a small but rather fancy looking church-esque building with a sign saying “Chapel Bar & Restaurant”. behind it there’s a very tall and modern-looking building, and the photo is angled such that the modern building looks like an extension of the church

a baby seagull is perched on the roof of a Greggs, beak open as they yell up at the sky

a pair of glasses has been carefully balanced in a little nook/alcove between two granite panels on the exterior of a building

a misspelled sign in a shop window says “Proud to stock Jack’s products here. Jack’s: Prat of the TESCO family”.

neither the Jack’s nor Tesco logos are using the correct font, it looks like someone has tried to recreate them in a very limited mobile app or something

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 24/09/2026

dear diary: today i was strong and resisted the urge to snarkily reply to the furry who regularly posts about how much they hate AI and vibe-coding, after they posted a screenshot of yet another of their vibe-coded projects like… if you're going to use claude, at least be honest about it, okay

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Continuing my impulsive decision arc… I'm going up to Manchester tomorrow and I've booked a slot to finally get some metal put in my ears after years of saying "Oh I should do this" Haven't gotten any new piercings since 2019 so I'm well overdue :p (Also, if anyone there wants to hang out, lmk)

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 24/09/2026

it's important to keep your life organised

screenshot of the Jira “issue type” dropdown, where the options are: Zone, Scheme, Time, Scam, Concept, Snack, Risk

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 23/09/2026

Aw shit I'm in Wales how did this happen

a slightly blurry selfie where I’m posing with a funky sculpture of a red dragon at Cardiff Central station

a sign on a pillar by a train platform, in both English and Welsh: “Carrying fishing rods, helium balloons, flags and selfie sticks near live wire is dangerous”

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 23/09/2026

achievement unlocked: I went to the office today for the first time since last year, and several coworkers complimented my style going all-in on being a colourful weirdo continues to pay off

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 22/09/2026

every time i come here, i am dealt psychic damage by the ":3" on the receipt

a receipt on thermal paper from The Haymakers for one lasagne, ending with the line: “Your food will be brought to you :3”

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 22/09/2026

While I'm in southern England, anyone interested in hanging out later this week? I'm leaving Cambridge tomorrow and I could just head back home, but it'd be cool to travel a bit further and get some more use out of my last railcard :p

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 21/09/2026

aura farming in the hotel lift

full body selfie in the mirror in the hotel lift. i’m wearing a colourful T-shirt with a large paw print symbol on it, my blue camo cargo pants, and my orange chain collar with a padlock on it

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 21/09/2026

Couldn't decide whether I want to go to CFz 2027 or not… So I've just registered for a single room and I'll let the lottery decide for me I guess :v If I get one and change my mind later, I'm sure I could find somebody to give it to

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Ninji 🔜 RuneFest @ninji.dog · 21/09/2026

New glasses obtained! They're pretty similar in shape to my old ones but at least they sit on my head straight :p

it’s a selfie where i’m looking slightly tired, standing on Buchanan Street, wearing my new glasses. they’re very sporty looking half frames

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today i learned that Taco Bell UK does dynamic pricing. please stand by for my 3 hour video essay analysing this

an image in the style of a clickbait youtube thumbnail. it’s me making a shocked face while holding up a Taco Bell cup, with screenshots of the app overlaid where the same item is priced £1.99 and £2.99 at different times, and the text “SCAM!”

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Doing important work in preparation for the event I'm going to (as my worksona) in two weeks time (I booked an appointment to get my hair redone so I can look like as much of an f-slur as possible)

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every time i look at my profile i get jumpscared by the photo of the abandoned drink that i’d set as my banner in like 2023

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For this #FursuitFriday I have finally nailed the hot biker aesthetic!! I have 559 minutes left on my pass if you want to come ride with me 👀 📸 @ntos.tech

an artsy photo where I’m riding one of the Voi rental e-bikes outside the CCH, while wearing my dog mask and a colourful motocross outfit complete with gloves and boots

another angle where I’m riding the bike on the path past a colourful modernist building. i look very cool and collected

a dramatic photo taken from the front where i’m speeding forward towards the viewer as a happy-looking biker dog

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Going down to England tomorrow for work things! I'll be in Cambridge until Wednesday, then will either head home or stick around depending on whether anyone wants to make further plans :p Gotta make the most of my last railcard while I've still got it…

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For this #FursuitFriday I have finally nailed the hot biker aesthetic!! I have 559 minutes left on my pass if you want to come ride with me 👀 📸 @ntos.tech

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i finally updated my self-hosted Mastodon server which means i've had to look at the admin dashboard the line is NOT going up. my ARR is zero. my investors aren't going to be happy…

sad-looking graphs: 0 new users, 1 active users, 153 interactions (an increase of 26%), 0 reports opened

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the McDonald's in this food court has a row of wall-mounted kiosks and it's interesting to see people following urinal etiquette at it (not using the kiosk right next to somebody else)

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