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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Cutting this much from the university budget will mean that some of the core functions of the university will be lost. It’s not possible to just do more with less — to work smarter, to trim around the edges. We’re going to have to do less with less.” Gift link: www.startribune.com/umn-cuts-sta...
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Perry: What we lose if the U cuts $225 million
"Austerity doesn’t work. Instead, it creates a death spiral, where reduction in services leads to reductions in revenue, which lead to reductions in services, which leads to reduction in revenue, whic...
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Elvis @ehoggard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh you want to cancel? You can only do that on Wednesday the 16th
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow, if there's any truth to this, we should probably open up all the government's files on child trafficking and pedophile rings and their powerful protectors
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Houston ridin slab onto the field for their season opener is a great branding decision
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Elvis @ehoggard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy Puppy day. Don't get into any unnecessary fights.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 13/08/2026
The White House normally gets $2.5 million a year for maintenance. Trump’s team has allocated $875 million.   That’s 350 years’ worth of the usual budget spent by a single administration.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trump is on the side of Iran and not Minnesota. Congratulations everyone. Apparently J6 wasn't proof enough that he was a danger to the country. Lol
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Elvis @ehoggard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Does Spain know you can place someone in front of the opponent's goal in case the ball ends up there?
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/30/o...
Large language models are not reasoning machines. They’re plausibility engines. It’s not just that they don’t test their outputs to make sure they’re correct or logical, or that they fail to do so in certain instances. They can’t, and they’ll never be able to on their own. They can only assess which answers are probable, based on the data on which the models have been trained. And that holds true whether they’re trained on the full breadth of human output or only on peer-reviewed scientific articles. It’s baked into the way they operate.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/07/2026
"Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend its tired text and interpret the super-secret invisible version that tells you exactly what you want to hear."
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The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning
“Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend ...
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cops are defunding YOU www.minnpost.com/glean/2026/0...
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Police overtime costs projected to put MPD more than $23 million over budget
Minneapolis officials warn police overspending threatens city's financial health. Also: Ellison criticizes the GOP's Chauvin tribute.
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Elvis @ehoggard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"strained"
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If you want to get your blood pressure up this morning
The video shows two officers in plain clothes and vests reading “sheriff” holding Johnson on the ground. Johnson shouts out, “Bro, what the f*** are you doing?… what are you doing? My hands in the air.”

One of the officers, who appears to have dropped his badge in the scuffle, picks up a Taser off the pavement and presses it into Johnson’s back. Johnson shrieks, and another bystander is heard yelling, “He’s not fighting.”

“You’re arrested,” one of the officers says.

“For what?” Johnson asks.

“I don’t know, for fighting with a cop.”
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Your Local Epidemiologist @ylepidemiologist.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
1/ Hantavirus update as of 12pm PDT May 11: 18 passengers connected to the cruise outbreak safely arrived in the United States overnight after disembarking in Spain. Of those, 16 are now in Nebraska and 2 were transferred to Emory in Atlanta for specialized monitoring.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.
A summation of the situation where people are directed to focus their ire at fraudulent benefit claimants rather than at the rich who are the cause of all poverty.
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Citizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 28/04/2026
Pop quiz: What's the number one cause of death among pregnant women in the US? No googling.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The fact that the US Secretary of Health denies that pathogens cause disease should always be a much bigger story
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
You’re probably going to hear a lot about what the rich really pay in taxes today. This chart tells the real story.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
recapped the most stunning tank-off in NBA history
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Elvis @ehoggard.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 21/03/2026
A reminder that we don’t need billionaires to pay charity, we need them to pay their damn taxes. Billionaire philanthropy is PR to disguise their tax evasion. Don’t fall for it. Tax billionaires. Save our democracy. Period.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/03/2026
June 19th 👇
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Mike Rhone @mikerhone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Immediately disqualifying for the job for which he has been nominated. The 4th Amendment specifies it’s “the right of the people,” not of citizens. We cannot allow someone who doesn’t understand the 4th Amendment to be the head of DHS.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I think the secretary of defense should not be a psychopath
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
An actual company (Anthropic) told me no, so now I'm going to pick a fight with children to feel big and strong
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Detailed schematic of Nazi concentration camp
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow.
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Ronan Farrow @ronanfarrow.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is the kind of American I am.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Hundreds of millions spent on human misery
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watergate, but if someone was killed.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Every law enforcement agency in America knows how to manage the car after an arrest at a traffic stop. The Trump DHS leaves them open on the road like that to terrorize the rest of us. A nationwide policy.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
And by "the theater," Tom Homan (paid by us) means the occupation (paid for by us) by state agents (armed & paid by us) of a state that annually sends $44 million more in taxes to DC than it gets back in federal support for the 5.8 million Americans who live there - or, as they might say, "us."
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money. And he was still threatening to kill someone.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 28/01/2026
Democrats should demand every sitting Republican decry this attack and explicitly denounce it, and then censure all of them when they don’t do it. Act like normal decent humans defending your colleague.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/01/2026
Trump is nothing if not ready to sacrifice anyone and anything in order to save his own ass and the single most important thing that could happen right now is someone convincing him that the biggest driver of his unpopularity is not just Bovino and Noem but Stephen Miller personally
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They’re gonna use him as a scapegoat, claim bad apple at the helm, and keep doing this with a point person who’s in front of the camera less. Don’t let them get away with anything less than a full dismantling of ICE and DHS.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
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