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CPT Chad

@loggienightmare.bsky.social
416 followers 144 following 68 posts

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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
An actual company (Anthropic) told me no, so now I'm going to pick a fight with children to feel big and strong
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Huh. Blocking people is in fact nice on this website.
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov Resign. Get out of the way. Leave. Depart. Vacate. Just fucking go.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I would rather not get paid than this bill get passed as is, and the continued spineless of the Dems reeks of Neville Chamberlain
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Like LinkedIn doesn't exist
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
BDE CDR: you can absolutely do too much in this job, focus on what's important Me: oh hell yeah I love doing less
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It's ya boi, back to causing problems on purpose
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
In case anyone was wondering, the Army stays screwing you over because " there is no Army Policy authorizing HHG/POV storage in support of soldiers deployed"
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I know noone actually reads 385-10, cause it definitely says you have to have a tarp on trucks if yoy want to transport troops in it
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Can anyone think of another job that makes you stand in a field for a couple hours while you're not allowed to move?
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Why does it feel like the only thing we actually rehearse is ceremonies? Nothing important like training. Just marching in circles.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Finding shit in my COF that expired in 2013, or hasn't been opened since 2015. Of course we can't pass an audit.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
People's continued insistence on fucking up one way parking lots at Sam's Club contributes greatly to my desire to do violence
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
I have been a captain over 3 years. That's weird.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
"How long did your foreign travel take to radicalize you?" Oh, like day 2
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
"But it's your decision sir" As if I am not distinctly and intimately aware, every second of every day, that it's always my decision
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Would it kill us to replace every form with SSN on it to say DODID? It's been over a decade
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I stg if my LT gave me Covid after I've dodged it all this time... I have no idea what I'm going to do but holy shit I am dying
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
I need Google to fuck off with asking if I want to try their AI assisted search. I said no already goddamnit
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
I do not feel in charge, only liable for things that happen in my ostensible command
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
If you think more ADSOs are an effective retention tactic, you are the problem with the army
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
My main frustration with the Army is that my first response to anything is "what's the reg/doctrine say" and then finding the wild dissonance between that and reality
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Successfully got her to spend 800 dollars on power tools from the Labor Day sale, and now I get to use them. Can I get a W in chat
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
It is extremely upsetting that to say Hammond is not long for this world. He isnt really eating, lost a lot of weight in the past 3 weeks, being antisocial, and struggles to be comfortable laying down. This weekend we're doing the hard thing despite how much I wish we weren't
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Do we have a "is kissinger dead yet" bot here in bluesky? Anyone? Bueller?
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
The problem with Catholic guilt is that they're never guilty about the things they should be
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Great thing is I'll never have to worry about "oh I'm not a man, I didn't serve" feelings
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
A car passed me on the highway on the way to work today with the license plate "PAWGS". My first thought is "this is a soldier and I'm going to end up following them on post" Sure enough I do. Why are soldiers like this.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Every day in command is the worst day of my life 𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Got an email about the LTT 1301 being back in stock and now I have to fight actually buying it
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
The amount of extremely borderline commit toasterbath jokes at work that turn into "but I didn't actually say that" is really indicative of the morale
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
I'm pretty sure anxiety isn't actually a side effect of adderall. I think it just increased my bandwidth so I can realize I have more things to be anxious about.
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Oh we catposting?
Very white fluffy cat on bed, absolutely dead
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Two things I learned this weekend: Alamo Draft house deserves the hype Barbie movie was fantastic and no shit it pissed off conservatives
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Help, the UI is just different enough to make my eyes twitch
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CPT Chad @loggienightmare.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Are we calling it skeeting now? Is this shitskeeting?
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