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Eric Hirsch

@ehirsch.bsky.social
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Future former idiot Father, basketball enjoyer, music lover, long walk taker Musician, photographer, post production sound guy Mostly just saying dumb stuff for mild chuckles If it seems like I’m trying to argue, I said it wrong

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The singer (?) from the barenaked ladies from their video for “one week”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Reznor Principle
Trent Reznor floats on his back in midair in a still from the video for Closer
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The count from Sesame Street holds up a big foam orange number 8
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Greetings from the lip chairs in my Airbnb’s basement
Two stools with red leather seats that look like pairs of open lipsticked mouths
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not even this?
A tube of oxy 5 zit cream
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fred Schneider of the B-52s from the video for Love Shack
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screenshot of Onion headline: 
Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?'
Weeps Trump Into Pillow
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apple TV is sneakily good in a lot of ways; I can buy this and have these files downloaded onto my hard drive
Screenshot of the Apple TV app showing Westworld the tv show available for purchase
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The skit went in a different direction but the vision has been clear all along
Jalen Brunson on SNL dressed as an office drone
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huh I wonder who that’s for meme
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lol I was thinking about this
Simpsons joke meme on Twitter with bot responding “the simpon”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ADHD like:
"you wouldn't download a car" meme, text reads "you wouldn't complete a task"
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I SAW THE TV GLOW (dir. Schoenbrun, 2024)
A cat in a dark room looks up at a lit aquarium with lots of plants and some fish
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Milhouse doing “when are they going to get to the fireworks factory?” but it’s captioned “when is she going to get to ‘unshakened’?”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A still from the insane Brooklyn democrats video with Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelin sitting in front of flags; giant white text in front of her reads “UNSHAKENED”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got excited that people were finally talking about this for a minute
A poster for the Will Smith film GEMINI MAN
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
$190 million plus lmao
However, Deadline has learned that given the way the deal is constructed, Netflix is paying more like $16M
per episode - inclusive in the total is worldwide rights to the IP, and factored into that are the premiums that Netflix paid to acquire those rights exclusively.
Other costs include start-up, visual effects, music rights and production design. Of the $16 million, around $11 million was the final production expenses per episode, $3 million-$4 million over the initial budget following a string of filming shutdowns, staffing changes and script rewrites. When a TV drama is produced for $6M or higher an episode, it is considered expensive.
So adding in all the costs on The Get Down, including the worldwide rights and premiums, that brings the total for the 12-episode season closer to the $190M-plus range. They are not completely wrapped yet either.
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Poster for the movie NONNAS
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
genius comic artists agree: Spaghetti!!! @beetlemoses.bsky.social @bransonreese.bsky.social
Brilliant beetle moses comic from today about the spaghetti manPanel from today’s swan boy with swan boy and crystal talking about Noel ordering spaghetti
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kane from Alien with a speech bubble so it looks like he’s saying the quoted post
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
John Locke from LOST with an orange rind in his mouth visible as he smiles slyly; no teeth, just orange
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apple Maps: “don’t worry guys! we haven’t given in yet!” Everybody: “im sorry, this is really awkward…what is apple maps? have they made some kind of announcement about this? it’s like google maps but different?”
Screenshot of Apple Maps showing Lake Ontario
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Karen I really don’t know how much more embarrassed I can be
Screenshot of Google Maps showing me searching for “Lake Ontario” and it returns results showing it labeled as “Lake America”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thanks @mapquest.com!
Lake Ontario but it’s changed to “Lake I Hope It Happens Today”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Two panels of swan boy 
Panel 1 a shadowy figure says COURSE, ANCIENT LAWS GOVERN THE COOKIE PUSS.
LAWS I'VE COME TO UNDERSTAND.
LAWS I'VE
COME TO HATE.
Panel 2 the shadowy figure is revealed to be a grizzly bear with the face of COOKIE PUSS
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A brief story about how to avoid getting into arguments on the internet
Nick (derogatory) *1
@slothropsmap.bsky.social
Follow I have an unpopular opinion that has never not felt justified. Subtitles for foreign language
films are bad. If I wanted to read, I would read.
I watch a movie to Observe the Image. Purists claim dubs ruin the intended effect as if it's preferable to spend 2 hours looking at 10%
of the screen.
10:05 AM • Aug 26, 2026
Everybody can reply
5 reposts
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109 likes 6 savesScreenshot of me blocking the account that made the dumb post
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kind of disappointed to be the first person to post “Wedgie Rots” after that rolling stone article
Screenshot of the bsky search page for “wedgie rots” showing no results
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Still from the Simpsons where Milhouse is asking Bart if he remembers Alf and then informing him that he (Alf, not Bart) is back, in pog form
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Thumbnail from the “my longest yeah boy ever” but the text is changed so it says “my longest bye bitch ever”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Also
A screenshot of the Elon AI cringe video where he’s in an all white suit Kobe Bryant in that embarrassing all white suit making a face like he’s a pouty baby
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey everyone who wants to buy one of my new shirts
Black t shirt with white text that reads:
Walter&
Michael&
Al&
John&
Hillary&
Kamala.
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Geordi pointing meme - he doesn’t like “bitchmade” but he does like “bitchmaiden”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She’s so crazzzzzy meme
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Firsties???
Screenshot of the Etsy order confirmation page for The Item
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ok now this is just ridiculous
Screenshot of the NYT spelling bee app showing “HEYNONNYHO” is not in the word list
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Text from Infinite Jest:

This legendary anonymous founder was an extremely tough old Boston
AA galoot who believed passionately that everyone, no matter how broad the trail of slime they dragged in behind them, deserved the same chance at sobriety through utterly total surrender he'd been granted. It's a kind of extremely tough love found almost exclusively in tough old Boston galoots, 50 He sometimes, the founder, in the House's early days, required incoming residents to attempt to eat rocks — as in like rocks from the ground - to demonstrate their willingness to go to any lengths for the gift of sobriety. The Massachusetts Department of Public Health's Division of Substance Abuse Services eventually requested that this practice be discontinued
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This article is unsurprisingly good - Adam Serwer is just at baseline one of those writers whose clarity of moral insight is matched by their command of language - but I also found this description of his personal experience with the classics very moving.
Block of text from quoted post’s linked Atlantic article:

As a teenager and a theater student at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Washington, D.C., I was assigned classic Greek plays as part of both my theater-history class and my English class. This being a public school in D.C., these classes were almost entirely Black, as were my teachers.
My theater-history class was taught by Donal Leace, an actor and folk singer who made a tremendous impression on me. He taught us about the importance of these texts and how they shaped human storytelling, and I owe to him my lifelong appreciation for them. I have seen conservatives accuse liberals of
dismissing the classics as the province of
"dead white men," but that was not what I was taught in the 1990s by Black teachers, in a Black school, in what was then a mostly Black city.Block of text from quoted post’s linked Atlantic article:

Shortly after graduating, I went to see Avery Brooks in The Oedipus Plays. I do not remember at the time interpreting his casting as an overt political statement, let alone thinking that anyone would consider these stories as the collective racial property of people born white thousands of years later,
rather than as a form of sorcery allowing
anyone in the present to speak to the past. Mr. Leace, who died in 2020, gave this gift to generations of students at Ellington. As I was watching Nolan's Odyssey, I recognized an actor playing Polybus, one of Penelopes suitors: It was Corey Hawkins, an Ellington
alumnus. Mr. Leace would have been proud.
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Timeline synchronicity
Bsky timeline:
Elizabeth Lopatto•
@lopatto.bsky.so... • 2m you ever just feel like awoo werewolves of
london awoo
...
Elizabeth Lopatto•
@lopatto.bsky.so... • 25s sitting in the safeway parking lot just
muttering awoo under my breath

.•. Legally Bonnnt @bonnnt.bsky.social • 2h shooting on film.... awoooo... its good again,
baby
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Like he was very active, replying and engaging a lot, and now just gone from here; I guess he needed that X the everything app brain worm good stuff to get his fix
Brian Schatz bsky profile showing one post between now and June 2025
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
throwing this out there
Traci Lords in Cry Baby stands with foot on a suitcase and a thumb out to hitchhike; she’s pouting and dressed kinda greaser slutty with a leather jacket and has bangs
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Geordi meme where he’s putting his hand out like “hold on, nah” to “OSSIFIED DEM LEADERSHIP” and then he’s pointing like “ok now we’re cooking” to “OSSOFF-FIED DEM LEADERSHIP”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lmao this sounds about right actually
Rotten Tomatoes score of 17% for I don’t know how she does it
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The poster for the movie I Don’t Know How She Does It
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why must the chumbox advertising constantly show me this mysterious and cursed object
The red round thing (it goes around your face I think??) that is apparently Temu’s prime product and must be in every Temu ad
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ironically I think we already know how this will, nay, must end
Two panels from Swan Boy:
In the first one, Crystal the thicc panda hooters waitress holds a smoking shotgun badass-ly; in the second one, vertically subdivided into four narrow panels, Noel runs with blood and viscera flying around him and a speech bubble that reads “huff”
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Me every time I hear the word “SpaceX”
Actress Sissy Spacek
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok but they’ve still got this guy
Promotional image of Pacôme Dadiet, 2026 NBA champion
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pearly Sweets! Was wondering what he’s up to now
Screenshot of a webpage with a picture of a smiling dude: 
GET STARTED
P
Staff profile:
Abraham Levitan
FOUNDER & EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
< Back to all staff
Abraham is the founder and executive director of Piano Power. He began offering at-home piano lessons in 2001, continuously refining an engaging teaching style. He was proud to see students thriving through his curriculum, which
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lol at the article about breaking the app breaking the browser
Screenshot of a safari error message:
A problem repeatedly occurred
on "https://deadspin.com/i-broke-the-
official-jeremy-renner-app-by-posting-the-
W-1837804181/"
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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Was gonna ask where it’s streaming but honestly where *isnt* it streaming apparently
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