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Man I feel like my dishwasher can barely do dishes sometimes, imagining AI trying to do that

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 3h

Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.

, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.

As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 2h

resting bee sting face

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 3h

touch grass touch gas or touch ass nobody logs off for free

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 3h

did they include follower count in the page

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 3h

Crazy to me the disrespect shown by excluding VH1 from all these lists

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 7h

It’s called being phineas’s friend maybe you’ve ferb of it

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 8h

It’s called a bunch of cows, maybe you‘ve herd of it

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My most certain-to-age-poorly take is that this woman is going to be this cycle‘s Todd Akin or Christine O’Donnell, just barfing away a solid GOP seat by virtue of being a grade A nincompoop. I’m sure I’ll be disappointed when she wins by like 12 points but I can’t shake this theory

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 13h

I’m pretty sure watching the Bucks this year will be more satisfying than watching the Cavs, Magic, Pistons, Suns, or Rockets, or any other team that can only fall short of expectations.

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Rob Dunson, Collateral Beautician @wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social · 15h

The chopped and screwed Jim Bakker videos by Vic Berger are among the greatest media of the 21st century, really cannot recommend them highly enough. I say "I'm FINE! The cows are dead, the kids are on drugs, but I'M FINE! I'M FINE!" at least once a week

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 15h

Congratulations!! Did you decide on a soup?

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 15h

Damn i know he was good in friday but this is impressive

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dipshit @chigbarg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 16h

Does she lie and say she’s in love with him? Can’t find a Betteridge

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The basic point, fuck Zaslav, remains completely correct, I’m just sort of surprised at how much I appreciate the role Apple TV plays in the ecosystem

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Apple TV is sneakily good in a lot of ways; I can buy this and have these files downloaded onto my hard drive

Screenshot of the Apple TV app showing Westworld the tv show available for purchase

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So he’s still at large barge

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now I’m libbing out and wistfully imagining a runoff election in 2016

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is where the name Willard came from

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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What do i love this so much??

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Siri set reminder for more clackers

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026

This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you

A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father

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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026

getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Naughty Cats (Need Food Too)

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

People are going to say Eleanor Rigby but this is Waterloo Sunset

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you need to send a fundraising email with the header “We know you’re not an ATM” maybe it’s a sign you ought to reign in the grifter consulting firms that are alienating supporters with a constant stream of panhandling spam to raise money that mostly gets poured back into their own coffers?

Dem fundraising email headed “We know you’re not an ATM”

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Has everyone seen this??? I had not and I loved it!

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Children Present Adults With Petition To Stop Saying "I Don't Like It....I Love It!!" Representative for children says "the first part is scary, we think you don't like something; the second part doesn't make up for the stress we experience"

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She’s a 10 but she calls it “googoo maps”

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Starting to feel like “Delete and Report Spam” isn’t doing anything to slow the deluge of pathetic spam begging political donation texts 😔

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When people say “let’s goooo” I say “less goo”

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The skit went in a different direction but the vision has been clear all along

Jalen Brunson on SNL dressed as an office drone

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/09/2026

Heck… is other doggos

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No matter how off the vibes ever get, it will be fun again when It Happens

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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Grand scheme of things, stuff like this is small ball esp compared to all this gang’s other abuses and atrocities but: I’ll say it again, the broken windows theory of crime is wrong EXCEPT for political and business elites like these. Every failure to crack down hard on the little, hatch act…

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Eric Hirsch @ehirsch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some might say that having this much random internet rattling around in my skull over a period of years is sort of akin to a stroke

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