Reposted by DyllistanThe Onion @theonion.com · 14hDNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv… 762280305
Reposted by DyllistanStephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 13hOne thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?” 6247681034
Reposted by Dyllistan✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 16hThey wont. Zaslav walked off even richer after destroying the company even further than it already had been. Get ready for a deluge if AI slop, media with a blatantly fascistic bent, and a metric ton of tax writeoffs for things that will never be seen again. 15468172
Reposted by Dyllistanmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49102861822
Reposted by DyllistanZeurel @zeurel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Make stuff. For the love of all that there is, please just keep making stuff! Doesn't matter if it's bad, good etc. Just *keep* making stuff. 5349011886
Reposted by DyllistanRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 464142732850
Reposted by Dyllistangamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi. 441885409
Reposted by DyllistanJoe Ickowski @joeick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man stays on target with the discipline of an x-wing pilot in the Death Star trench. The message discipline is honestly something to behold 839280
Reposted by DyllistanDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13998161642
Reposted by DyllistanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414557701
Reposted by Dyllistanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646089988
Reposted by DyllistanTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ugh, fine, let's listen to "Patient Zero". [...] Boy, if you thought being happily married would stop Taylor writing songs about exes. Sucks to be you, John and/or Jake 738223
Reposted by DyllistanAysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I remember this level of Hollow Knight 311427
Reposted by DyllistanMichael Wara @michaelwara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just went in to get my fries and Diet Coke at In-N-Out Burger while my car charges across the street. The most (southern) California thing about that place is that there is always a 30 car line in the drive thru and zero line at the counter. People are so weird. We need to study this. 2561897143
Reposted by DyllistanThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1804740704
Reposted by DyllistanBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026They even made DoorDash apologize. 11870781482
Reposted by Dyllistandan sinker @dansinker.com · 21/09/2026The best way to fight back against the Paramount/Warner Brothers merger is to support independent artists, journalists, writers, filmmakers, musicians and everyone else who has been walking a very hard path to putting things out into the world. 121214384
Reposted by DyllistanSpooky Kodama 🌸🔞🏳️⚧️ @kodamagrey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Making bad art is better than making no art 3655195
Reposted by DyllistanJoe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind 393085656
Reposted by DyllistanPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8375761752
Reposted by Dyllistang0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone 137149553450
Reposted by DyllistanPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever 188136522899
Reposted by DyllistanAlex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How do I tag every superhero comic ever written in one skeet 29010
Reposted by DyllistanJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026OpenAI and Microsoft admitted LLMs are predatory tech built on “an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions,” and the “largest theft of labor in human history.” An internal Microsoft document said AI has created a “doom loop” that is killing “the entire web.” www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...404media.co‘Doom Loop’: OpenAI and Microsoft Admits LLMs Are Destroying the Web and Built on Theft"Millions of people around the world will soon consider large models ‘hoovering up’ all their work to be an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions." 401523709
Reposted by DyllistanLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 18/09/2026what if we kissed in/found the fastest route through the mirror's edge house 431133
Reposted by DyllistanKotaku @kotaku.com · 16/09/2026Nearly everyone at Hyper Light Drifter maker Heart Machine has been laid off and the entire studio risks closing down after a publishing partner recently... kotaku.com/nearly-everyone-laid-as-… 59425
Reposted by DyllistanTweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Best selfie ever 😊🤎 Original post 1256715675
Reposted by DyllistanMatt Sheridan @mattsheridan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Did you know there's a "utopian scholastic" genre tag on Bandcamp that's all like synthy soundtracks from educational software and TV shows from the early '90s? (I want to make a joke about calling this "Encartacore", but I don't remember if Encarta had music.) trndytrndy.bandcamp.com/album/virtuatrndytrndy.bandcamp.comVirtua, by trndytrndy6 track album 1417364
Reposted by DyllistanKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kraft was in the Epstein files btw. 592740597
Reposted by DyllistanPolymarket @polymarket.extwitter.link · 15/09/2026JUST IN: Anthropic says they’re highly profitable if you take out some of their biggest expenses. 248911
Reposted by DyllistanMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184403955
Reposted by DyllistanBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026They did WHAT on 3rd down 161892225
Reposted by DyllistanJohn in the Mountains of Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026 171103411924
Reposted by DyllistanDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wtf kind of pets they got in there 1804131820
Reposted by DyllistanSturg48 @dirigojoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's so true. I loved Dispatch, but it's listed as a similar game to Nighthawks (wonder how true that even is)... And it had full frontal male nudity, sex scenes, adult situations etc... And no one considered it a porn game. I wonder why! (I don't wonder why.) 0945
Reposted by DyllistanAnna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115452044
Reposted by DyllistanChris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026First thing the Blizzcon attendees see as they join the queue for this year’s show. 82229449
