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@dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social
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Part-time jiver who occasionally shucks.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
the vibe today
kitten surrounded by flames
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2025
it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The tattooed guy from "Memento" but it's all my passwords.
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Temecula Rises @temecularises.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
And this word:
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is really interesting because in Sierra Leonean Krio, we use the word “palaba” or “palava” to capture when someone is making a ruckus or trouble for others!!! I wonder if they’re related? 🧐
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I think everyone should get to know the west African term “wahala”. It generally means “chaos”, “confusion”, or “drama”. A clusterfuck. I’ve been on a mission for years to use it more regularly in my work. Because—- *gestures at everything* See wahala?!???
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
(what choice do I have)
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I fully intend to make it to 38 without knowing what the hell is going on
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
it literally stands for Annihilation Impending. like who branded that?!
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
ok but when can we stop pretending AI is a good thing
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
your honor, do you think of me when we’re not together
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I'm just here to contribute to the collective confusion
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Do both so you can use the gym strength to hit them harder
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/01/2025
Why hit the gym to relieve stress when you can just hit the people who cause the stress and avoid the gym altogether?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
[walking into a restaurant] Host: would you like a table? Me: no, floor for four
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I swear it’s not 1) hentai and not 2) furry porn!! It’s hilarious and odd and you should watch it wherever you can 🏴‍☠️
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
yeah yeah yeah happy new year and all’at but have y’all seen that #anime with the animal that dives into boobs every episode? #marginalservices
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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Obviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 04/01/2025
not now, sweetie, daddy's having a tantrum on the internet
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Have y’all seen the film American Fiction? I need someone to 40% gush about it with and 60% needle into its missed opportunities with!!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
my clenched jaw is the only thing holding the universe together right now, you’re welcome or I’m sorry
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
“Whirligig” because sometimes…things really just spun me round and round, allowing me to revisit and recreate myself. Introducing old realizations in new packaging. Seemingly endless.
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Push” because I put so much of my all into just about everything I did. Eager, earnest, sheer force of will. It was beautiful, glorious at times. But also was the creator of my ultimate crash and burn.
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If I could title my twenties, it’d either be “Push” or “Whirligig”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
ME: and the hell, is it fresh? 2025: oh yes, the freshest
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
AAVE or African American Vernacular English is absolutely a living and valid dialect with its own rules, structures, and pronunciations. And it *also* uses versions of these things incorrectly in standard American English. It’s okay and not disrespectful that both statements are true simultaneously!
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 31/12/2024
Maybe my theme of next year is “finding the magic.” I definitely lost it at some point and I want it back.
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I traveled to places I hate with a passion (Brussels, Paris) and to new places that captivated me (Montenegro, Sicily) but I also spent 800 kilohours crying on my bed in the dark….balance ☮️🧘🏾‍♀️
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I read Alexis du Toqueville’s Democracy in America but got bored re-reading Walden, and all but glanced at The Jefferson Bible. I read more obscure Octavia Butler and Le Guin but also drowned probably thousands of hours in mind-numbing smut….a true renaissance woman
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Did I grow emotionally, intellectually, physically, or spiritually this year? Very little. But did I come to a painful and uncomfortable understanding of what my limits are and where they lie? Very, very much.
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Restaurant sign for "Korner Kitchen" that reads
JESUS CHRIST
IS BORN
HOT MEATLOAF
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 25/12/2024
Sailor moon characters in Christmas attire
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Pro tip: go to the Muslim-owned corner/grocery stores and Jewish ice skating rinks if you want somewhere to be in Christmas!!!
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 23/12/2024
Just when I thought they ran out of ideas with these they drop a banger.
A Black woman leaving behind elections, voting, petitions, peaceful protests, and writing a congressman in boxes behind her and is stepping into Riots with explosives in her backpack.
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
(My friends excited about a concert coming to town) OMG AWESOME LET'S ALL GO TOGETHER!! Me: will there be chairs
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turbo granny's favorite titty @dutchboyfrankus.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Our house is in a constant state of lunacy (see: this is an African household)
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Durand Bernarr @durandbernarr.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Clap if you’re rooting for Mario’s brother…
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs *purchases several congresspeople*
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
seems a bit dramatic
Luigi Mangione is escorted by several police officers and Mayor Eric Adams in New York.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
everyone and everything is bending to the will of the almighty dollar
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Dylan Orosz🩵 @finalboyo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
post-truth fit.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
if we’re going to abandon reason, embrace superstition, and regress as a society, we should at least bring back tunics, houppelandes, and elaborate hats. we do not need to look this boring while we’re at it
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 19/12/2024
somewhere out there a tech bro is imagining eyeglasses that stop working if you cancel your subscription
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