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Yanncé ✨

@uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app
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Lover of candy, crocheting, & growing things. 🌱 Here for a good time. ✨ Esq., I guess. 1922 🐩. What if we're all Sims? I’m here for nonsense. (She/her) 🏳️‍🌈

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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 3h
413k views in one day for a nearly 4 hour long video. The people crave long form content!
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TikTok's Most Parasocial Dating Influencer: A Full Deep Dive & Saga (Jezacat)
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 3h
Tina Snowww! ❄️❤️‍🔥
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Megan Thee Stallion - Tina Tuesday Freestyle
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 3h
I think I figured out what was wrong with my printer!
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 3h
They want my $27.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
AHHHH THE MINIS ARE SO CUTE!!!
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
OMFG
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
I’m going to ignore my entire to do list and see if I can fix my printer instead. Making up priorities >>>>>
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
A mother can have sons without being a Boy Mom. A Boy Mom is something specific.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
Let me get off the internet before I get mad at mfs defending rapey mfs because they probably did similar shit and don’t wanna face the reality of it
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
Boy Mom shit
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 4h
Caught a leg cramp while driving in the kind of traffic where you have to hover over your brakes. 😵‍💫
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 9h
exactly. representation can’t just mean getting more women in the room. we also have to ask WHICH women are being given access to the room and who they’re willing to make room for once they get there.
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 9h
bc WW were the greatest beneficiaries of affirmative action
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 8h
getting us ready for failing power grids & lack of heating fuel 🙃
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 8h
I never look at Skittles, I just eat them. They could print dicks on them instead of an S and I wouldn’t notice a thing. I’d just be sitting there chomping on a mouthful of fruity dicks.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 9h
As a lawyer, same.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 10h
Hell naw. Never cared enough about anybody for me to even imagine it lmao
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 10h
I honestly feel like the push to get women on hiring committees and in leadership positions led to an increase in yt women as gatekeepers, decreasing racial diversity overall.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 10h
😬
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 10h
A billionaire letting her best friend fly coach while she’s in first class when they go on vacation together is wild. Entitlement my ass.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 11h
It’s going to be too hot during the bar crawl to wear my long sleeved vampire dress! 😩
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 11h
As a person who can be unintentionally off-putting, I give people a lot of grace. I never liked the phrase, “they know what they’re doing,” because some people really do not (and I’m one of them). But mannnn. I’m learning that some people really ARE just playing in your face!
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 13h
Knowing what we now know about relaxers and how much they increase the risk of cancer, I could neverrrrrr go back to that. Not disrupting my estrogen levels and risking my health for straight hair. It was never that serious. 🙂‍↔️
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 20h
There was this one scene where a pedo got out of his car in the rain and it was revealed that he used a walking device and everybody in the theater went, “aww.” The shit pissed me off. 😒
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 20h
Primetime was kinda pointless to me.
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𝕊𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕒𝕜𝕪’𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕣 @ajillionreasons.blacksky.app · 21h
These flowers…
A gathering of zinnias in various shades of orange, pink, and peach Zinnias of various colors upside down on the concrete after being dunked in a bucket
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
You guys were LITTERING?
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Will Poulter's 'You Guys' Meme Reaction
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Somebody’s Auntie 🤷🏾‍♀️ @hausofbawdy.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
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Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
How many marriage scandals can an app with a handful of people even have??? 😭
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
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Chewing Gum Computer Lady Meme
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Stressed
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
??? omg
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Guess I’ll have to go to Saturday night’s event by myself since everyone wants to be busy or working. 😒
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I think this was the “girl who’s gonna be okay” portal.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Not religious, but that Serenity Prayer hits every time.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
There’s no way out
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I paid $18k toward my student loans and it’s like I paid nothing. Lmfaooo. And the loan amount increases every month. My loans are all federal, nothing private. LMFAOOOOOO.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Went through a rough patch and had my student loans deferred for awhile. The interest piled up so quickly it’s like I never made a payment. I’m back to my original loan amount already. Lmfaooooo.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
The way the Trump administration fucked everybody with student loans… no lube.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I knew she and her husband were in a lavender marriage! I just knew it!!!
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I laid around all weekend. Felt like my body genuinely did not have the capacity to move. & then I used my imagination to pretend like some being was giving me the energy to check things off on my depression intervention checklist. So I had the energy to do those things. & that gave me more energy.
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P🧿pe Poboy the VII @sagicrabby.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Men see fewer colors on the spectrum than women.
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
☺️
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
It’s time for bed, but these bits of light that look like stars appeared on my ceiling. Can’t believe they actually showed up in a picture. I wonder what kind of portal this is.
Picture of my ceiling. You can see some reflections of light that look like stars.
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
cherry flavor is (oftentimes) actually almond extract
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Maybe my Gen X mom was onto something when she said she chooses not to be depressed. I just had to imagine creatures in another dimension rewiring my brain and that worked for the night. So.
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
People say John Montagu, “the Earl of Sandwich,” invented the sandwich, but China’s version of the sandwich (Rou Jia Mo) predates his by 2000 years
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Hm. I think this worked.
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🧜🏽‍♀️ 𝑟𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑒 🌚✨ @babypink.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
a yellow (chocolate) cake would be so fye right nie
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Yanncé ✨ @uhnopenottoday.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Tried to tell somebody a fun fact and they already knew and then told me a related fun fact and I’m trying to decide if I’m delighted or disappointed
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