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Yes, yes... that dumptruckfunk (he/him if you want)

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s actually illegal for you to ask me to work
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“But they said they’d buy me a go-kart!”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2026
vulpine-dyke on tumblr: "*First time doing denial play* Sex isn't real and you can't have it"

sophiesalacia: "[first time subbing] oh Okay"

hellmo: "<first time on the cuck chair> I guess that's a wrap then"
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, I hate my kids, what about it?
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've decided to start writing dark twisted erotic fantasy. From these excerpts you can see its the kind that's maybe even a little too dark and twisted for some, but I guess you could say that, like my protagonist, I'm not like other girls.
"I feel nothing being with you!" I say in defiance.

"Your body says otherwise," he says. As an example, he points to my hands, which I hadn't realized were both giving a thumbs up.

"Traitorous thumbs," I say under my breath. "Crap. Fuck. This sucks."

I shove my hands behind my back so he can't see them, but then he starts doing this evil sex move where he thrusts even faster and they start applauding so he can still tell I actually like it anyway."Perhaps a night in the gaol will make you less defiant." He snarls with his sex mouth. At first I thought he had said "jail" because that was how he pronounced it, because that is how that word is pronounced and also it has the same meaning, but I didn't know that because I had only seen that version of the word written down. Or maybe I had heard it spoken but every time I did I had assumed they were saying "jail." There's honestly no way for me to know.

"Its pronounced GAOL!" I shout back, nowhere close to the correct pronounciation. Like, not even remotely on the map with that one.The Prince aimed his bonewand at us. Not the Bonewand that turns people into bones, but the bonewand, which is unrelated and uncapitalized. The one that shoots bones. 

Sharp bones pierced poor Wingwind, shredding his semitendinosus, his brachiocephalicus, his sternomandibularis, and his registertocontinueusingfreehorseanatomydotcom. As we fell from the sky, the valiant pegasus turned his head and spoke to me.

"My lady, you must live. No matter what happens, no matter what degredations you face, you must live. Even if the degredations get kind of sexy, you must live so that you can find love, feministly. Even if its with a guy who at least kind of sucks, you must do this."

"Holy shit, you can talk?" I said."Do you ever worry that the confines of our imagination have made actual intimacy impossible? That we merely seek to replicate the same failed dynamics we grew up surrounded by, in roles we slide into out of entropy rather than any real connection we feel to them, only now with elaborate pageantry we've constructed in order to feel empowered instead of debased?" He asks me, making me a bit uncomfortable since he's now talking about feelings like some kind of gay or one of those girls that I'm different from.

"Wuh-oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the grumpies that can only be solved by doing some kind of crazy sex kink! Like, maybe a new kind of missionary, but one where I'm on my tummy." I retort.

For a moment I think he's about to cry but then at the last second he sternly nods and begins taking off his pants.
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow, the "Oh, Debra..." bit from The Other Two just keeps going strong.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/10/2026
Sashi (@sashikantsingh_) on twitter: "Open AI's internal benchmarks show GPT-6.1 Sol crushing Opus 5.5, with Anthropic struggling to keep up"

[A line graph with the horizontal axis labeled "Release date" and the vertical axis labeled "Model number". Three ascending lines plot various AI model names and their version numbers: a top green line plots "GPT-5.6 Sol", "GPT-6 Astra", and "GPT-6.1 Sol". A middle orange line plots "Fable 5", "Fable 5.1", and "Opus 5.5". A bottom black line plots "Grok 4.5", "Grok 4.6", and "Grok 4.7".]

sarah (@SarahStarberry) quotes with: "oh my god read the vertical axis"
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Glad to see they've abandoned toxic ideology.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pictured: President Trump shows Chinese President Xi how he keeps the U.S. Constitution under lock and key so it can’t be used against him.
Pictured: President Trump shows Chinese President Xi how he keeps the U.S. Constitution under lock and key so it can’t be used against him.
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow. Messy.
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very very funny
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
regular sized ackman (@pleas4nt) on twitter:

"Well it's like Sun Tzu says in the Art of War: Hover over a friendly unit to see its attributes. Click on a friendly unit to command it."
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Masterful tactics
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Otto Burr @mikeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i contain multitudes oops sorry autocorrect i contain mildew
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Actually if they see it for any longer then that, their mood worsens dramatically. Do NOT let your teens go over the 3 minute mark.
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everyone: did you see the new iphone flip phone starts at $2000? me: did you see that I hate everything except squirrels and cats and possums and raccoons?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This must the trickle down economics I’ve heard so much about
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This has shattered my trust in Nigel Farage.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dress for the job you want
a costume of audrey 2 from little shop of horrors
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes I think about how Hollywood won’t give Guillermo Del Toro the money to make his At the Mountains of Madness movie
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows an eldritch god, a skeletal possum like creature with large antlers, saying "I AM AS OLD AS THE FOREST ITSELF". 
Panel two shows a stick figure saying, "But you must have been a baby at some point?"
Panel three shows the eldritch god saying "Well. Yes."
Panel four shows a tiny eldritch baby sitting on a rock, his antlers just little twigs.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When Jesus jumps up on the counter even though he KNOWS he's not allowed
Two women are cleaning the church in Leipzig in 1938/39 and have hauled the silverware and crucifix out onto the steps, where they spray Jesus with water from a hose.
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Warrior_Snail @kungfuaction.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
stop
white text on a blue background:
please stop using ai to make your flyers and graphics
it looks like shit
(a picture of diddy kong)
my god
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/08/2026
I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever
fake retro-looking ad for tomantoes...the tomato for him
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
boy, 1965 is a carefully chosen date re: "which bathroom to use"
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 12/08/2026
see also
*fucking someone nonbinary* you've been a bad person
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/08/2026
[An intensely concentrating Saruman using a Tech Deck fingerboard.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/08/2026
prokopetz on tumblr: "I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other."

prokopetz: "What I'm getting from the notes on this post is that for a lot of y'all your ideal kink scenario is basically an erotic Abbott and Costello bit."
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/08/2026
Ray! (Mr. Mowley) 🇺🇦 (@uasneppy) on twitter: "Pondering the great mystery of whether to annoy mama"
[A snow leopard cub staring intently at its mother's fluffy tail draped across the stairs in front of it.]
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Lots of fart fetish content involved in this whole deal btw. I expected some, but not this much
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Look, it's not gonna happen *twice*, right?
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@bretdevereaux.bsky.social
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Main Street Oogie Boogie Arcade @arcademain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bruce Willis in Die Hard
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!… you know the ones I mean”
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Roger Giner-Sorolla @rogerthegs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Bananas are the cornerstone of Western civilization" says Minister for Bananas
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dumptruckfunk @dumptruckfunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
All right, that’s a good one. Pretty funny.
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
you gotta check out ozymandias’ badass new statue man. it’s two big feet and nothing else. he made it that way
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh shit lemme see that... man i've just been using a baseball this whole time. i did manage to catch one pikachu but he's all fucked up now
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