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Nanjala @nanjala.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I need someone to develop an app where I deposit like $100 at the beginning of the year and then when I click on an article that’s behind a paywall they deduct a cost per article for that specific site and send it to the publication rather than expect me to subscribe to 50 outlets.

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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."

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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*

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The Rooster @rooster.info · 06/10/2026

Wahhhh somebody “fantasized” about doing a totally real WWE finisher on me wahhhhh all I wanted to do was talk about rape with my potato-looking friend on his low-energy podcast wahhhhhhhh

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026

Running backs ranked by how fun their name is to say 1. Bhayshul Tuten 2. Kyle Monongai 3. Cam Skattebo 4. Chuba Hubbard 5. Zach Charbonnet 6. Quinshon Judkins 7. Bucky Irving

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DID YOU KNOW: Minnesota football is undefeated since PJ Fleck anointed himself with the blood of one of his players

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Will Jones @willpjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

READ THIS, and then call or write to your representatives, the governor, the UMN President and Regents. And vote in November for people who will fund higher ed. If you don't live in MN, this is happening or is going to happen to your public university soon.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's hard to believe that this is real.

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

oh nice it's here

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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

context. sentiment. inferences. People seriously cannot do these things anymore. That’s why they angrily demand you spell out every joke, every reference, super duper promise you mean something only this one prescribed way. They cannot do it for themselves or tolerate the any ambiguity.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

26 years ago

onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026

“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

FROM: Secretary of War SUBJECT: New Screening Protocol For All Active Duty Military Personnel, Effective Immediately - No hair on the shaft or balls - Remaining hair must be trimmed to a maximum 1/4" length - When hard, must have a steady and persistent throb - At least one visible vein

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Probably not a good sign about my life that every commercial I see for the $4.99 Little Caesar’s Slices-N-Stix box, I’m like, damn, I bet that would fix everything wrong with me.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everything on the replays is 🤌🏼

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Republican Project for literally my entire life has been to warn us that the Federal Government was Too Powerful and Overreaching and would Strip Our Freedoms and now they have gotten into lockstep behind this loon who's like "I might fuck around and ban muffins"

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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026

God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom

Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Only Republicans can get away with saying these kinds of things.

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

me: “that edible ain’t shit” also me, 45 minutes later:

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s so awesome that every billionaire is insanely stupid

Mark Cuban: Hey @grok, which is more likely to create a human extinction event or series of events in the next 25 years, Al or Climate Change ?
Assign a probability to each
If the answer to either is yes, do your best to put a timeline for when you think it happens
If the answer is no. Explain why

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/09/2026

"i will shoot myself in the gut if you do not let me cut off my dick!!!"

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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tyler Owens with all time teach tape for Special Teams players at every level of football.

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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

These META free glasses for vets ads are fucking diabolical

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The entire presentation of conservative masculinity is elaborate fantasies about how you would do Taken if an immigrant/hip-hop thug/antifa sicko touched your daughter and when it actually happens they're like "it's very sad, he should go to the doctor :("

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Aaron Rodgers (actual quote): "The entitlement to information about my private life is so fucking ridiculous and embarrassing" Also Aaron Rodgers (6th podcast of the week): let me tell you guys about my bitch ex

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What we do in life, echoes in college football.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is my preferred kind of racism: blatant and unmistakable.

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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

tremendous wave of anxiety for no real reason? it’s the fascism, boss

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/09/2026

We are trying to make Ultron, and the only way to stop that is to give us even more money, in which case we will make something that surely nobody else will try to turn into Ultron. Money please

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026

always ironic that the people with these attitudes are children who have accomplished nothing other than been born at a time when their skin color was a social advantage

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...

nature.com

The political effects of X’s feed algorithm - Nature

Among users initially on a chronological feed, 7 weeks of exposure to X’s algorithmic feed in 2023 shifted political attitudes and account-following behaviour in a more conservative direction compared...

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Dad, the water on the toilet went down really slow

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Tom Pain @tompain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

rebranding vaccinations as protein shots that are like boot camp for your body’s warfighters

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

dude’s doing a bunch of bullshit

READINESS ROUTINE
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• 9.5-10 hours of sleep (can include naps)

• Blue light glasses 1 hour before bed
• Phone down at 8 PM

• FRC Routine

• EQ Flux - electric wave, full body flush

• Systemic energy or relaxation bands
• Organic food (chef)

• No microplastic (only glass)

• Concentrated sea water (magnesium)

• Genetic testing/blood work to optimize cortisol/stress level

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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...

"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I've thought about this for about six months straight now so I feel pretty confident in saying that if your team is planning on "doing what Indiana did," you won't

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