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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 07/10/2026
the ‘h’ in whisper is there as an example
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ you receive: one (1) meeting cancellation i receive: one (1) nap
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
you’re making a mockery out of the man grate
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The left needs a candidate it can unite around in the 2028 primaries and AOC is the only real choice. Nobody else checks all of the boxes. Every other option is worse. If she doesn't run, it's a missed opportunity of historic proportions. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/aoc-must-r...
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AOC Must Run For President
History is calling. Sorry!
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Cosmo Catalano - How The Race Was Won® @howtheracewaswon.com · 28/07/2026
I get the parallels between Pogacar and Armstrong, but there are a lot of things that couldn't be more different. I get the parallels between Pogacar and Armstrong, but as som... howtheracewaswon.com/reels/2026-07-…
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I get the parallels between Pogacar and Armstrong, but there are a lot of things that couldn't be more different.
I get the parallels between Pogacar and Armstrong, but as someone who was around and engaged back when, there is *a lot* that couldn’t be more different.
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Cillian Kelly @cilliankelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
As the Tour de France makes its way to Alpe d’Huez, a reminder of the most absurd thing anyone has ever made related to Alpe d’Huez. It took me one year of Tweeting every word of Phil Liggett’s commentary on the finale of the 1986 stage as the first word of all my Tweets. Enjoy!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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cyberbuffalo (formerly brunch) @cyberbuffalo.party · 27/06/2026
time to post my absolutely favorite meme
wrestling ceo meme, 4 panels
1. $6 artisinal soda
2. old timey apothecary label
3. "made from real barlow root or something
4. IT SUCKS SHIT
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
OH NO
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OH NAUR
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This video camera study showed that less than 5% of people on bikes broke traffic laws while riding bikes, yet 66% of people did so while driving. And perhaps even more importantly, if you REALLY want even MORE bike-riders to obey laws, build more protected bike infrastructure. Via @carltonreid.com
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Cyclists Break Far Fewer Road Rules Than Motorists, Finds New Video Study
Busting the myth of the "scofflaw cyclist" Danish Road Directorate studies reveal that while 66% of motorists routinely break road traffic laws only 5% of cyclists do so. Law breaking by cyclists is h...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Every sport has gotten better since I was a kid, which makes sense because I am old. But the NBA occasionally just rolls out whole new types of guys. Wemby and Holmgren are totally new, but also Dylan Harper is a wider/faster type of guy. Alex Caruso is an old type of guy, but does new stuff.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I am interested in exactly one specific medical update concerning this particular individual
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
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Tiffany C. Li @tiffanycli.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hi! I’m the inventor of bathroom stalls. The important thing for me is that everyone walking by a stall is able to make eye contact with the person sitting on the toilet inside. This is a critical design feature.
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
Molly Lambert
@mollylambert
I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
12:31 PM • 12/12/19 • Twitter Web App
59.5K Retweets 294K LikesLance St. Laurent @LanceStLaurent
When you see this blatant anti-moon propaganda, consider the source
The Sun
@TheSun • Jan 18, 2019
'Super blood wolf moon' may trigger end of the world this weekend
thesun.co.uk/news/8223896/s.
8:32 PM • Jan 20, 2019 • Twitter for iPhone
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493 Quote Tweets
238.7K LikesPaul Ford v @ftrain
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees
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5:14 AM • 2/27/18 • Twitter for Android
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@Dustinkcouch
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moon's haunted
nasa employee: what?
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
10:18 PM - 29 Oct 2018
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Why is it not called the Bend of Hormuz
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
WHOA! (c) Joey Lawrence & Black Rob
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 22/01/2026
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 28/12/2025
I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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кадмій @kadmii.at · 09/12/2025
The Onion headline: "Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI" with stock image of a guy.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 27/11/2025
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/09/2025
In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...
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Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence
YouTube video by New York Daily News
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ol gooner ed @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Gareth Reynolds PHD @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Fuck America just keeps outdumbing itself every day. Leaping over yesterday’s dumb to achieve a wild new dumb. There is no dumb bottom. Have no expectations for how dumb it is. It can’t get dumber? Wait an hour and have what’s left of your brain exploded by a dumb bomb out of your head. IT’S DUMB.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 22/06/2025
They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
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You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
This was the funniest thing that's happened in the past few years, right?
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s really wild how there is no reason to deport anyone, let alone children and US citizens and LPRs and students and people undergoing cancer treatment etc. it’s all a fake solution to a made up problem enacted by violent racists who are stealing from you
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