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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I've been off social media for over a year now but I gotta pop back in. Some assholes are ruining #WGN and there's nothing I can do about it but make a post. 2026 is dumb.
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patchcorcoran.bsky.social @patchcorcoran.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I saw Nexstar recently made a $6.8 billion purchase of another broadcast conglomerate but somehow they had to lay off nine people at WGN yesterday. Vile toxic company.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/05/2025
So the plan as I understand it is to avoid doing the thing that definitely works and to pour a bunch of money into trying things that definitely don't
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Reminded of a silly joke by my lecture prep: Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal, and Robert Boyle are playing hide and seek. Boyle starts counting, and Pascal runs away to a great hiding spot. Newton panics with no idea where to hide, but then draws a square in the dirt with a stick, about 3 ft each side.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Once again, a fundamental reason why so many academics despise Trump, Vance, Musk & company is that we’ve all had our share of The Guy Who Didn’t Do The Reading But Demands to Be Heard
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Just in case you haven't seen this yet. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
When I was a kid we were slaughtering Nazis in Wolfenstein and laughing when their faces melted in Indiana Jones, but somehow we lost our way.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years. IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Seriously. I sue drug companies, you don't have to tell me they suck, nor explain to me the risks of pharmaceuticals. But vaccines are different, they're like stealing fire from the Gods and burning plagues with it. Their benefit/risk ratio is downright magical.
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Robert Mahon @bedform.org · 03/01/2025
So, I start the semester in one week. And at that time my university (not part of the lawsuit) is going to be required to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. I will not teach in a classroom displaying mandated religious iconography. Period.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
"shingles" is too cute a name for a terrible disease. fucked-up face-having purse dog-ass name. "this is Shingles, he's a toy pomradoodle; we feed him from an eyedropper every 23 minutes" etc. disease should be called something like "The Ferryman's Curse"
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
.@experian-us.bsky.social 24. I try "general questions" again 25. Robot is apologetic. It still doesn't know what to do. 26. I try "general questions" again 27. Robot gives up and suggests that I "try reaching out again." 28. Robot, left with absolutely no other options, hangs up. 6/6
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
.@experian-us.bsky.social 22. I say "general questions," because on the website, the phone number I called is right underneath the words "general questions." 23. The robot is flummoxed and needs me to say something else 5/n
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
.@experian-us.bsky.social 18. I say no (We do the dance again) 19. Robot tells me to go to the website for more information. 20. Robot asks if it can help with anything else, assuming that I have queries so simple that they can be neatly summarized "in two or three words." 4/n
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
.@experian-us.bsky.social 14. I say yes 15. Robot ignores me (Repeat until we come to an understanding) 16. Robot is delighted that I want to upgrade my membership! That is, after all, the only thing I might want to discuss. 17. Robot asks if it can text me details 3/n
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
.@experian-us.bsky.social 6. Robot asks me if it can text me for 2fa 7. I say yes 8. Robot ignores me 9. I say yes 10. Robot ignores me (Repeat for a while) 11. Robot sends 2fa text 12. I enter the code 13. Robot asks me to confirm the code 2/n
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
.@experian-us.bsky.social please help me understand your phone menu for getting membership help. Here's the experience: 1. Call 855-962-6943 2. Robot asks you what you want help with 3. Say "membership" 4. Robot asks for member ID 5. Enter member ID 1/n
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Grant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Dear children's author, I want to talk to you about kerning.
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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024
Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!
Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
To stave off early Christmas, we need a more robust Thanksgiving mythology. And I don’t mean Pilgrims and Indians bullshit. I’m talking about, like, a gravy witch.
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balb @balb.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
the steely night showerer toils by day to earn their comfort. the indulgent morning showerer rewards themselves before the day's labours are so much as begun
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 24/10/2024
It's a really remarkable achievement that an essential piece of technical literacy has become: "You MUST ignore the first two inches of the Google result."
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
if i send you a work email and there are zero exclamation points in it: you are dead to me. if I sign off with "Thanks" instead of "Thanks!!" i am angrier than i have ever been. i am on my way to your house. i have sworn myself to vengeance and will not sheathe my blade until it has tasted blood
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 15/10/2024
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard dog: no can do amigo squirrel: why dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
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👻 undead captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Simply did not see any danger in staying at Cripplegate. That's on me.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
KING’S MAN: *covered in blood* i’m sorry your highness but we could not put humpty dumpty together again KING: okay let the horses try now
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
There’s a parallel here to the idea of skimming a dime from each of thousands of bank accounts and arguing no one person is injured enough for it to matter.
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drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Ah, good. It will still produce disappointing results, now it'll just take 7 years to do it. #PhD #WasteYourTwenties
A headline reading "Forget GPT-5! OpenAI launches new AI model family o1 claiming PhD-level performance."
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Paul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
Rare case when I think it's worth pasting in a tweet. Background, a trio of blogging academics uncovered evidence of fraud in four papers co-authored an HBS professor, Francesca Gino datacolada.org/109. Harvard's investigation confirmed their analysis and fired her. So she sued them. Case dismissed.
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Tom Rooney @tomrooney.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Faculty knows what this means but most people don't. It means 70% of all US faculty are being paid close to minimum wage.
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asolidar.bsky.social @asolidar.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
I’d say it’s the sign of a good economic system that a couple times a year all my information is hacked at some massive company and I’m responsible for making sure banks don’t give out loans in my name
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
[moments after installing a new toilet because the old one got ruined when I flushed a potato] ok now let's see how this bad boy does with a potato
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 29/08/2024
"Girl dinner," I chuckle, gnawing through the last of the reactor's shielding.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 15/08/2024
the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I am at my most thoughtful and full of kindness when you sneeze once and I am at my most heartless and full of madness when you sneeze for the 6th time.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/08/2024
'What does the innermost planet have to do with events on Earth, and what does Mercury being in retrograde actually mean anyway? Because I hate rhetorical questions, the answers are, in order, “nothing at all” and “cool astronomy stuff.”' -@philplait.bsky.social
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Sam Means @stmeans.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
When your dog writes a column for Slate.
A Slate headline reading "I Found a Completely New, Unorthodox Way to Eat Chicken. You're Not Gonna Like It."
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Having finally wiped it all away, the detritus that was humanity, that dazzling evolutionary misstep, she turned around to admire what she had done. It really was Mrs. Meyer’s Clean Day
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 02/08/2024
The current AI industry is the new oil: they demand the right to extract resources, to pollute both the social space and the physical environment, and they claim there will be massive dividends for society so they should not be required to make safe or to pay.
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just julia @lesbiathan.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
shout out to the kid in the applebee's parking lot who said "this one's for you ma'am," tried to do a trick with his skateboard, and ate an incredible amout of shit.
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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
the lights in the bathroom at work are motion sensor activated so when i enter and the lights are off it usually means that no one's in there, but every now and then there'll be a guy in a stall fighting for his life in the dark where even god can't see
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
You know when your cat proudly deposits an unidentified, smelly carcass on your doorstep and looks up at you with pride in his eyes, expecting congratulations? That is the experience I’m hoping to give everyone who uses me for search. wapo.st/3KAwiyc
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Opinion | I’m your new AI search assistant! I want you to eat glue and die.
You wanted to review search results yourself? Too bad!
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