drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I've been off social media for over a year now but I gotta pop back in. Some assholes are ruining #WGN and there's nothing I can do about it but make a post. 2026 is dumb. 010
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialpatchcorcoran.bsky.social @patchcorcoran.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I saw Nexstar recently made a $6.8 billion purchase of another broadcast conglomerate but somehow they had to lay off nine people at WGN yesterday. Vile toxic company. 011
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/05/2025So the plan as I understand it is to avoid doing the thing that definitely works and to pour a bunch of money into trying things that definitely don't 1830569
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses 14574111245
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialCeleste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Reminded of a silly joke by my lecture prep: Isaac Newton, Blaise Pascal, and Robert Boyle are playing hide and seek. Boyle starts counting, and Pascal runs away to a great hiding spot. Newton panics with no idea where to hide, but then draws a square in the dirt with a stick, about 3 ft each side. 13512
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount. 201351106137
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance 682857390
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Once again, a fundamental reason why so many academics despise Trump, Vance, Musk & company is that we’ve all had our share of The Guy Who Didn’t Do The Reading But Demands to Be Heard 10886961290
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Just in case you haven't seen this yet. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social 120
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 25/01/2025When I was a kid we were slaughtering Nazis in Wolfenstein and laughing when their faces melted in Indiana Jones, but somehow we lost our way. 211510
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer? 7447756416921
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialHoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years. IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. 66216614933
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Seriously. I sue drug companies, you don't have to tell me they suck, nor explain to me the risks of pharmaceuticals. But vaccines are different, they're like stealing fire from the Gods and burning plagues with it. Their benefit/risk ratio is downright magical. 165158333445
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialRobert Mahon @bedform.org · 03/01/2025So, I start the semester in one week. And at that time my university (not part of the lawsuit) is going to be required to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. I will not teach in a classroom displaying mandated religious iconography. Period. 1812410
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024"shingles" is too cute a name for a terrible disease. fucked-up face-having purse dog-ass name. "this is Shingles, he's a toy pomradoodle; we feed him from an eyedropper every 23 minutes" etc. disease should be called something like "The Ferryman's Curse" 27901118
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024.@experian-us.bsky.social 24. I try "general questions" again 25. Robot is apologetic. It still doesn't know what to do. 26. I try "general questions" again 27. Robot gives up and suggests that I "try reaching out again." 28. Robot, left with absolutely no other options, hangs up. 6/6 000
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024.@experian-us.bsky.social 22. I say "general questions," because on the website, the phone number I called is right underneath the words "general questions." 23. The robot is flummoxed and needs me to say something else 5/n 000
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024.@experian-us.bsky.social 18. I say no (We do the dance again) 19. Robot tells me to go to the website for more information. 20. Robot asks if it can help with anything else, assuming that I have queries so simple that they can be neatly summarized "in two or three words." 4/n 000
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024.@experian-us.bsky.social 14. I say yes 15. Robot ignores me (Repeat until we come to an understanding) 16. Robot is delighted that I want to upgrade my membership! That is, after all, the only thing I might want to discuss. 17. Robot asks if it can text me details 3/n 000
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024.@experian-us.bsky.social 6. Robot asks me if it can text me for 2fa 7. I say yes 8. Robot ignores me 9. I say yes 10. Robot ignores me (Repeat for a while) 11. Robot sends 2fa text 12. I enter the code 13. Robot asks me to confirm the code 2/n 000
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024.@experian-us.bsky.social please help me understand your phone menu for getting membership help. Here's the experience: 1. Call 855-962-6943 2. Robot asks you what you want help with 3. Say "membership" 4. Robot asks for member ID 5. Enter member ID 1/n 000
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialGrant Watson @fictionmachine.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Dear children's author, I want to talk to you about kerning. 732302491
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialJason @longwall26.bsky.social · 03/12/2023My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord 2198892861
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it! 1224374923
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialvladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches. 14473531123
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.social🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 02/11/2024To stave off early Christmas, we need a more robust Thanksgiving mythology. And I don’t mean Pilgrims and Indians bullshit. I’m talking about, like, a gravy witch. 30639143
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialbalb @balb.bsky.social · 30/10/2024the steely night showerer toils by day to earn their comfort. the indulgent morning showerer rewards themselves before the day's labours are so much as begun 35910
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialRobert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 24/10/2024It's a really remarkable achievement that an essential piece of technical literacy has become: "You MUST ignore the first two inches of the Google result." 5928481006
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 22/09/2023if i send you a work email and there are zero exclamation points in it: you are dead to me. if I sign off with "Thanks" instead of "Thanks!!" i am angrier than i have ever been. i am on my way to your house. i have sworn myself to vengeance and will not sheathe my blade until it has tasted blood 10887189
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 15/10/2024"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font 151103513431
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2024squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard dog: no can do amigo squirrel: why dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it 142213325
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.social👻 undead captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 27/09/2024Simply did not see any danger in staying at Cripplegate. That's on me. 091
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/09/2023KING’S MAN: *covered in blood* i’m sorry your highness but we could not put humpty dumpty together again KING: okay let the horses try now 546092
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 26/09/2024There’s a parallel here to the idea of skimming a dime from each of thousands of bank accounts and arguing no one person is injured enough for it to matter. 13356113
drrevenge.bsky.social @drrevenge.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Ah, good. It will still produce disappointing results, now it'll just take 7 years to do it. #PhD #WasteYourTwenties 020
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialPaul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 12/09/2024Rare case when I think it's worth pasting in a tweet. Background, a trio of blogging academics uncovered evidence of fraud in four papers co-authored an HBS professor, Francesca Gino datacolada.org/109. Harvard's investigation confirmed their analysis and fired her. So she sued them. Case dismissed. 429048
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialTom Rooney @tomrooney.bsky.social · 11/09/2024Faculty knows what this means but most people don't. It means 70% of all US faculty are being paid close to minimum wage. 381568591
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialasolidar.bsky.social @asolidar.bsky.social · 24/08/2024I’d say it’s the sign of a good economic system that a couple times a year all my information is hacked at some massive company and I’m responsible for making sure banks don’t give out loans in my name 04314
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialmark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 05/09/2024[moments after installing a new toilet because the old one got ruined when I flushed a potato] ok now let's see how this bad boy does with a potato 438177
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 29/08/2024"Girl dinner," I chuckle, gnawing through the last of the reactor's shielding. 220440
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialDan Hon @danhon.com · 15/08/2024the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI 4974822183
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 13/08/2024I am at my most thoughtful and full of kindness when you sneeze once and I am at my most heartless and full of madness when you sneeze for the 6th time. 1616510
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/08/2024'What does the innermost planet have to do with events on Earth, and what does Mercury being in retrograde actually mean anyway? Because I hate rhetorical questions, the answers are, in order, “nothing at all” and “cool astronomy stuff.”' -@philplait.bsky.social 525851
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialSam Means @stmeans.bsky.social · 04/08/2024When your dog writes a column for Slate. 5556101
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/08/2024Having finally wiped it all away, the detritus that was humanity, that dazzling evolutionary misstep, she turned around to admire what she had done. It really was Mrs. Meyer’s Clean Day 0154
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialNick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 02/08/2024The current AI industry is the new oil: they demand the right to extract resources, to pollute both the social space and the physical environment, and they claim there will be massive dividends for society so they should not be required to make safe or to pay. 14971332
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialjust julia @lesbiathan.bsky.social · 31/07/2024shout out to the kid in the applebee's parking lot who said "this one's for you ma'am," tried to do a trick with his skateboard, and ate an incredible amout of shit. 967788
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialSage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 14/06/2024the lights in the bathroom at work are motion sensor activated so when i enter and the lights are off it usually means that no one's in there, but every now and then there'll be a guy in a stall fighting for his life in the dark where even god can't see 717439
Reposted by @drrevenge.bsky.socialAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/06/2024You know when your cat proudly deposits an unidentified, smelly carcass on your doorstep and looks up at you with pride in his eyes, expecting congratulations? That is the experience I’m hoping to give everyone who uses me for search. wapo.st/3KAwiycwapo.stOpinion | I’m your new AI search assistant! I want you to eat glue and die.You wanted to review search results yourself? Too bad! 019229