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Jokes McChuckles

@drcornwater.bsky.social
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My digital game is serious | Crazy Ass White Boy Of The Year 2001, 2012-2023, 2025 | I make music as alt+f4: bsky.app/profile/alt-eff-four.bsky.social | he/him |

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ceej @ceej.online · 8h
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 4h
(or salt) broke me in a way I didn't think was possible
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Sensay @sensaytyon.bsky.social · 2h
beetle moses is nothing but bangers but this is by far my favourite, I feel that third panel on the depths of my soul.
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Yamitay @yamitay.bsky.social · 23h
Started watching the vod and Ant mentioning The ByeBye Man unlocked a core memory causing me to mutter "The PeePeePooPoo Man" under my breath without thinking. I nearly died laughing
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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 23h
"If you look at the population of — well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities [...] a pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country."
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 07/10/2026
Nosferatu, 1922 starrywisdomsect.tumblr.com/post/8298177...
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mayor of Saint-Denis, Bally Bagayoko, literally used himself as a human shield to protect students from police violence
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cats (Animals)
Jim Davis
Comic Characters
What was the cat from Garfield called?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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[Maximum Joy] @momentoftru.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂😂😂
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
Has this ever happened to YOU? [Image of a person stepping onto a trampoline] [Image of a bull flying through the air] [Image of a person flying upwards] [Image of a bull flying through the air, now visibly pregnant] [Image of a minotaur falling out of a bull in the air]
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a.III, manual, excerpt, pc engine super cd-rom² (1993) don't do this to your disc archive.org/details/a3_j...
an sweating cd-rom disc with angry eyes with a thick pencil/pen/marker shoved through its middle hole.
text roughly translates to:
oh, my god.
don't make the hole bigger!
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Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's so much here that I want to say, but I'll quote what my wife said after I read this entire thing to her: "That post is extremely emotionally dishonest. I found it morally and ethically offensive."
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Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have listened to Echoes, DSOTM, Wish You Were Here, and Animals enough that I have to start listening to The Wall or else I'm not a real Pink fan
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
my cat and me when we accidentally transfer a static shock
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Staff at Radio Rwanda were given thirty years in prison for their role in enabling genocide, and rightly so.
Natalie Lisbona & @NatalieLisbona
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SPECIAL INVESTIGATION for the Mail on Sunday::
I had direct access to people inside Gaza's education system or those that had been through it who are desperately fighting Hamas's grip on their children's minds.
One mother, "Shireen," told me of the moment she realised that ideology had reached her own young son:
"When I become a martyr, I will receive houris."
Her ten year told her told her.
At enormous personal risk, Gazan educators and parents are fighting back—trying to teach life instead of martyrdom. These are brave people you rarely hear about and must be applauded.
Their warning is urgent: the space for independent education is disappearing.The brave Gazans daring to condemn Palestinian schools that teach their children to 'slit the throats of Israelis'... even in so- called grammar lessons
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 03/10/2026
Just bumping into this again with people _reflexively_ using the word "grape" or a 🍇 emoji and not even realizing they're doing it. It's all part of the same system, where the men running these companies make platforms that don't even let people accurately describe the crimes that they enable.
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the human capacity of art genuinely brings me to tears. im not even kidding. im crying right now
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't hear Bananarama's 'Venus' w/o immediately cueing this up in my head
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PEOPLE/BEATLES2.GIF
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to this, the greatest Facebook comment I’ve ever received.
Darlene

Antifa calls themselves anti fascists, they are cowards that want sharia law in the USA, they call patriots nazi and call each other Conrad
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"bull fart" art piece by Chinese contemporary artist Chen Wenling (2009)
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Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still not saying shit about anything. I ain't dealing with discourse today. I have plans.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Adorable 🥰 Gorilla 🦍 Family
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
another day at the machine learning factory. everyone keeps asking me if the machine is intelligent. buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
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Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big day for my fellow annoying millennials who celebrate
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@rotatingcars.bsky.social
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Jokes McChuckles @drcornwater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anything I have to say about the Jacob Gellar shit would get me cancelled by the most annoying people on here. What a mess. I didn't need to know any of this shit, and no one seems to know what is good enough for rehabilitation after being a sexual assailant. This sucks.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
“Cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm” is a line that lives in my head forever.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The absolute legend
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
where are my manners, happy October youtu.be/jpzWVh7f4TE?...
youtu.be
Fall Time in Tennessee
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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