Reposted by Patrick Lindseykey @lefttwix.com · 7hhow it feels reposting posts that are doing bad 6822145
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 6hBryce needed more time in the blood removal machine to get to that ball 100
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 6hIf Harris was going to do that, you should have just sent Ozzie anyway beforehand 000
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 6hJohn Kruk audibly dies every time something bad happens to Philly 000
Reposted by Patrick LindseyCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 7hwhen your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name 1592566498
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 7hSit down you wet bitch. God, Brandon Marsh is disgusting 100
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 7hI'm taking fucking crazy pills. In both games Matt Vasgersian has said Acuña only stole 4 bases all season. He stole TWENTY ONE! 21! Not four! @mattvasgersian 120
Reposted by Patrick LindseyNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 132410519
Reposted by Patrick LindseyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.” 817191556031
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love my New York Yankees jersey with Jeter's name on the back 100
Reposted by Patrick LindseyAndrew Ivimey @ivimey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The people at Transitions lenses must be so happy that Zuckerberg pervert glasses exist. Finally, there's a new kind of glasses that everyone makes fun of. 1123
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026now to enjoy postseason baseball i don't care about 030
Reposted by Patrick Lindseylocal blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026And now we get the Raisel Iglesias Adventure: Postseason Edition 1283
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my wife just ran inside and asked if i was ok 010
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Harper 0-4 is nice even if we're about to lose 100
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how's that feel, philly? something stupid happened to you! 010
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the iracing forums bad idea guy is back with another bad idea 000
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026uh vasgersian said acuna stole 4 bases this year. eh stole 21! 000
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026figured we'd go 1-2-3 with a 9 pitch inning here. it's almost done 100
Reposted by Patrick Lindseymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990041654
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026dropping a casserole all over grandma on thanksgiving with my spock oven mitt 040
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hmm, I don't hate minorities or the poor or trans people, but the criminal president single-handedly responsible for making life worse for every single person in this country says he will give me $5000 if I vote for him, so I gotta do it 010
Reposted by Patrick LindseyEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102422641
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This motherfucker is going to preempt the start of the Braves game to tell us he's a piece of shit again 140
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been meaning to paint this and now I have amazing photos. Thanks money laundering car auction website! 070
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this a Vector? Looks vaguely F50ish but I don't think so. From 1990! 310
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trash Pandas legend Janson Junk pitching against the Braves rn in Miami 000
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Absolute dog shit replay review overturn in the Braves game 000
Reposted by Patrick LindseyDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025The Social Network (2010) 51102722457
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nobody told me NASCAR was in Switzerland this week 010
Patrick Lindsey @patricklindsey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Blaney has to put Hocevar in the wall today, right? 010
Reposted by Patrick LindseyTAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you can’t even write jokes better than this 5435191077
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
