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Elegant Trash

@draculafactory.bsky.social
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prospective archivist | fan of New Wave sci-fi, philosophy of language, and post-punk | fugitive wanted for gnostical turpitude

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t know who needs to hear this but you have stage iv cancer
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
bilbo baggins: frodo you can collect crystals and jewels to gain power frodo baggins: [nods] bilbo baggins: if you double jump and then press the action button, you can perform a ground pound frodo baggins: [nods]
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Elegant Trash @draculafactory.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
mama mia
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 03/11/2024
that's nice. wait what was that first part
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 11/10/2026
people putting on chastity cages often forget that the largest erogenous zone on the body is the brain
Micolash, Host of the Nightmare from Bloodborne. He has a cage on his head
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
For some reason I always thought Weird Al was Jewish, even though his work is all but explicitly Rosicrucian and alchemical.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker
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pebbles @leeches04.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/12/2024
Good grief
Drawing of Eraserhead and eraserhead baby in the style of Peanuts.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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J0SIE Mostly @j0siemostly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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N*Kim @nkimillustrate.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Halloween in Hanbok 08
Witch Crocodile and Witch Goat in hanbok standing side by side
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
sorry i didnt put any skill points into cock size at character creation i wanted to get tier 3 telepathy instead. so i can read your mind if i want to right now. stop thinking about how small my cock is i can hear you
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 07/10/2026
New life hack just dropped
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Throwback to when I made a Simpsons take on Skinamarink by editing backgrounds from the show
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Zoro Fab @zorofab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're putting a new Angela Anaconda short in front of the Madoka film which is why the US release is being delayed.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/09/2026
souf-v-staff-rematch on tumblr: "Ragebaiting. We used to call it trolling. We'd say "u mad?" and there was a funny but lowkey scary face with an evil smile. Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos. We are going backwards."

basedhighsenberg on tumblr replies with:
[A still from Seinfeld showing Newman (Wayne Knight) and Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) sitting in a dark car. Newman is on the left, speaking. Jerry is on the right, looking slightly off-camera with a startled expression. Yellow subtitles read: "Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos."]
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 06/10/2026
this is how they should have *ended* Young Sheldon
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 08/10/2025
The King of All Cosmos from the Katamari series, with a speech bubble.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The Duchess of Death
The Return(again!) of The Duchess
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026
Getting ratioed to hell over there
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Kat @kat8655.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Worthy challenger to the "it was all revealed in a dream" footnote.
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Elegant Trash @draculafactory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry to be the guy to recommend anime while you're complaining about anime but have you watched any of Satoshi Kon's works? I feel like it may avoid a lot of the criticisms around the media you have
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dick??? You mean like, penis????
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dune by Frank Herbert (1965, Chilton)
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(drawing hentai) Yup, Can't wait for a bunch of disgusting dudes to jack their dicks off to this
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do you think somewhere a parent is homeschooling a kid with the express goal of making them the greatest sports gambler ever
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
La Llorona, 1942 by Raúl Anguiano
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like people need to be reminded of the classics.
lehon @lehOn• 8/10/12
Being an ironic peace of shit. Now thats paper.
Getting faved by a Net Girl *in slowed down voice* Now thats paper
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nabbed this as a response to a post but they deleted it so here it is anyway
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Elegant Trash @draculafactory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't believe you'd say this about Crimes of the Future
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
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unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026
my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...
After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.” 
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics. 
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
didnt ask, i know what im doing
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sonic & Tales from the Crypt
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