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it’s alright, ma (i’m only shitposting)

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A discussion about the social media ban on under 16s. BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/05/2026
capitalism is so good at innovation it invented brand new ways of destroying nature
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Oh right, we're in Hudson News now! Supplement your $7 bottle of water with The Onion.
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Michael Smith @mesmith35673.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just a friendly reminder from our great neighbors in Columbia City
Hand painted banner reads: 

THE EMERALD CITY
Where trees & housing coexist
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
naturally
Penile implant specialist with history of Far-right comments leads hantavirus presser
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
throwing my hat in the ring for keepass
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Hey! Guess what? Bitwarden is getting shitty, hope that’s not your password manager. www.fastcompany.com/91542655/bit...
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Bitwarden scrubs 'Always free' and 'Inclusion' values from its website as longtime execs step down
What is going on with the beloved open-source password manager?
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
As family homelessness hits record highs, school districts are offering parking lots as safe sites for students and their families to sleep at night
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A lifeline or ‘dystopian’?: Schools open parking lots for homeless students and families
As family homelessness hits record highs, a few school districts are beginning to offer parking lots as safe sites for students and their families to sleep at night. Some families prefer the option ov...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2026
i lost my mind when i saw that chuck schumer posted about the UAP file release but nothing about the supreme court gutting the voting rights act the same day
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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It’s weird that Helen of Troy being played by a black actress is a problem, but most of the rest of the Mediterranean, Greek and Turkish characters being played by incredibly fair and blond haired people of British, Irish and Scandinavian descent isn’t. And by weird, I mean entirely predictable.
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
ngl it’s nice to be able to read replies without having to see the opinions of aryanlovergroypermaxxer1488 w/ “Proud Christian ✝️ John 3:16 ✝️ Spreading Kindness” in their bio
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A Tennessee school district has banned Alex Haley’s “Roots” under the state’s so-called ‘Age-Appropriate Materials Act’
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Tennessee school district bans Alex Haley’s Roots under 2022 state law
With third-highest number of books banned, state removes renowned work about slave trade from library shelves
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The Verge @theverge.com · 15/05/2026
"While this trial was meant to punish Altman and arguably already has, I’d like to focus on my actual takeaway here: Elon Musk sucks at AI." Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social:
theverge.com
Musk v. Altman accomplished nothing but airing dirty laundry
“Directionally very bad”
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
fumbled the girl i’ve been flirting with for 2 months. completely unrelated: hello, i’m back to actively using bluesky
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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A little spring stroll 🌸 #art #gouache #caturday
Gouache illustration of a little white cat dressed in preschooler attire (blue smock with a yellow hat, boots and bag) walking on the sidewalk with cherry blossom trees in the background. There is a yellow butterfly flying in front of the cat
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193
A painting of a man and a woman standing in front of a red Chevrolet truck. The man is holding a hoe; the woman is holding a bucket with house cleaning supplies. The artist's two parents stand proudly in front of the painting.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
There’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2026
they’ll never admit it but the transphobic agenda end point is murder of trans people. the transphobe wants society alienated away from us, repulsed by us, so disturbed by us that the only thing that can enter their mind is our literal eradication
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 25/03/2026
the 20th century era of the postcolonial nation-state movement is dead, transformed to neocolonies led by bourgeois patriarchs who threw out anticolonial liberation to try & get a seat at the table w/ the White Man and join the fraternity in the brotherhood of nations, women & lgbtq people be damned
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
oil prices are about to make polyester a noble fiber
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
ok i swear to god im gonna stick with this app now. ok maybe not to /god/. i’m agnostic but i gotta cover my bases sorry
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
hello i have remembered my bluesky login
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
ok i’m actually gonna use this app now i promise
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer. These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP. You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇 www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...
A street is orange from flames and you can see the high winds in the palm trees. Sparks fly down the streetA fire truck is engulfed in parks and flames are seen on the hill. The entire photo is red and orange from the fireA fireman with a hose runs across the front of a house in flames in the backgroundThe inside of a house is a ball of flames. The only visible thing inside is a burning Christmas tree
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izzy curse-trel @iznaut.com · 10/10/2024
PSA i guess since a lot of ppl seem to also not be aware of this if you have Logitech's "LogiOptions+" software installed you likely also have some AI bullshit quietly running in the background of your computer. you can disable it by editing a JSON file (see www.reddit.com/r/logitech/c...)
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
ok I'm back I promise
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
RED ALERT NEW KENDRICK
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
my guy…VENMO???????? just fucking FLAGRANT
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
It's very funny when NPR is interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
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L @replaypm0127.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Need Bluesky to allow us to lock our doors
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Phil Noto @philnoto.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ellen Ripley
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
dudes rock
a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lapa sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"
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goldyn @megatronus.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
the window says holiday market but. Well.
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leonardo da vinci @ieonardodavinci.bsky.social · 25/10/1511
I'm cancelling all of my art. I need time to relax and bounce on some dick. I'll post new art when I feel like it...
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
have a stevie (in gojo’s prison)
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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Me reading a lesbian romance novel: "These bitches are gaaay"
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Shannon Hale @shannonhale.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.” This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.
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Hiroita @hiroita11.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
ティナ #pixelart #ドット絵
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Rebecca Traister @rtraister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:
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Cravat クラバット🍷 @datcravat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Fanart of Princess Zelda in her Link Between Worlds design. It's a hips-up shot and she's looking smugly off camera to the right, one hand to her mouth. The background is blurry and appears to be inside a castle. The lighting is warm.
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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Is Idris Elba on Bluesky? 👀
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💜 JV 💜 @javikhoso.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Please buy a snack from his shop
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Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
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holls @dorsia.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
okami. the end
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