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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
babe is everything alright? you’ve barely touched your citrus grilled chicken
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Did this really happen, or viral marketing??? 😳😱😓
A woman said I want a divorce and the man bought her bath bombs every day and then she died because she had a secret disease but he can still remember her in the bath.
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21/08/2026
Food has 100 calories
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
mountain dew + ai: automate the experience™️
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
political compass graph whose quadrants are homemaker, committed parent, sex object, and worker
Jesse Watters guest says if women "are not going to be homemakers" or "committed moms, then the only role they have left is as sex objects and as workers"
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
got a puppy just to pick up chicks. these hot singles have no idea i’m spending every waking moment caring for this little being just to impress them. i’m losing sleep, cleaning up her vomit and worrying constantly about her just to get in their pants. yesterday she fell asleep on my lap and i cried
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me: if I wished that I would look good in hats would my head change shape or would the hats? genie: what do you want to happen?
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
no matter where you are he will find you, assuming where you are is an american eagle circa 2008
a guy named Clive standen posing for a photo of an NBC show based on the taken franchise. He is wearing an uninspired peacoat, grey Henley, and dark wash jeans, standing in front of a grey cityscape
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2026
a modified meme of the guy in the corner at the party, but this head is smeagol, and he's saying "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" but the other party goes are gross and gandalf, the latter telling the former "he's been following us for 3 days" also gilmi and legolas are making out like it's their job
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my claude agents are working better than ever now that I’m on the Nutrisystem™️ diet
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
gotta respect a guy who never gives up
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One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
when I consult the Oracle of Inflation Data using the Sticks of Seeing on the journey and whereabouts of the Economy
Hassett: bones of the inflation data headed in the right direction
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
zeus law? more like moose jaw! check out what canada has to offer
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
back before Woke made it illegal to take pictures, these same exact posters were whining that the marketing women were obscuring their view of the picture of johnathan halo. i was there. you can't fool me
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fellas, is it all up on spunch bob shit to munch?
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors. but his strongest warriors are out today so i’m subbing in. hey wow this looks pretty tough haha oof
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A fish is essentially a small smooth man who lives in the sea and wants nothing from us
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This Thursday at Club Sonar we’re doing community night. Bring your most valuable community members so they can be recognized by DJ FObAP at our 5am Awards Ceremony. Doors open at 9 and tables are half off for all military and first responders
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i love you grain weevil
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
sorry babe not now, zocdoc just told me it's my last chance to review my recent doctor's appointment
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
→ You've been to 30 Cher shows? At least.
I met her once and told her I was ordained on her birthday. She asked if I chose that. I said, "No, Cher. God did."
JIM CUNNINGHAM, 50,
Catholic priest, 30th Cher show
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"coastal elites" unfairly misrepresents the huge and diverse mix of people living on the US coasts by suggesting that they are not all, too, generally mid
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
what if we kissed in the Capital One Landing in Terminal B between gates 11-31
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Jeff Nichols @backwardsriver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
after this, they couldn't even film the movie they had originally planned for - brad was totally bewildered. had to make a whole new movie
video thumbnail titled brad pitt stunned as jonah hill explains the math behind baseball
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh I thought you said to build this city on “rolling rocks.” Well yeah see that’s your problem right there
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
proving the haters wrong by maintaining an unfailingly cordial dynamic with my wife
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
me when i date man
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 31/03/2026
your order has shipped
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 23/03/2026
they should do a live-action remake of Avatar Fire & Ash
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
wet_haybale joined PeasantChat. <puddlesipper> wellcome ye back <wet_haybale> ta <puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve <wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ? <HimWhatEkes> tis red <wet_haybale> that be new ? <gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up? <wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*whispers to date during the gettysburg address* the score is four to seven
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
drinking my testosterone juice and going to the imax theater to experience wuthering heights through a gendered lens
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 23/02/2026
ingredience ..... pizza . .. ... Popof Jons.
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
nothing approaches the raw charismatic power of a bartender casually asking “what’ll it be, bossman?” as you walk up to the bar
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I want to be a lighthouse keeper who doesn’t go mad but instead maintains a healthy balance between making sure the light stays lit and my friends and family understand they come first unless I have to change the lightbulb.
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
BREAKING: The God-Emperor of Honda Days has fled the capital and his seat of Imperial Authority Monday after Toyotathon-backed Savings Movement Party (SMP) separatists made significant gains in the region’s northern outlying provinces
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
imagine if you will a certain type of enterprise even more devious than any you’d before considered. scared yet?
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Ok google wikihow how to do a kick flip no training wheels fast Ok google wikihow kickflip learn fast easy steps Ok google wikihow kickflip look cool chased by security guard Ok google kick flip security guard how to in three steps easy
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
this is relevant commentary but why do those dice exist, what’s the typical use case for them
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
flopping on it “big style”
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
hey brother i hope you're feeling FLEET of foot, because that kind of behavior WOOD get you in trouble round here. MAC
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
one of the things they don't tell you about a pinched nerve in your shoulder is that it doesn't go away just because you have the flu
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
they should save one of the world series games for christmas
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
the surgeon stands in front of my gurney at the entrance to the OR. he's shaking his head sadly, everyone's crying, they're telling me i missed the bluesky Posting Quota for 2025 and now i don't qualify for insurance. i could have qualified if i posted another thing about "weird elmo" but i didn't
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
guy who says "if you die in the game, you die in real life" during the red pill/blue pill scene of the matrix. nobody understands what joke he's trying to make but he says it too fast for anyone to ask him to stop. he says the quote really fast
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
imagining new entries to my manifesto "Radical Community: Engineering The Movement" as i careen and crash into every shopping cart in this costco
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
hey gamers do you also hate it when you go to board the subway and everyone screams at you to get out
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
oh ok. thanks
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