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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
richard nixon's face on spiderman's body on a poster for dashboard confessional's hit "vindicated" from spider-man 2
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
making a deal before the midterms would introduce bias to the voting electorate’s otherwise undisturbed veil of ignorance and trump dutifully wants to preserve the moral standing of their decision making
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
babe is everything alright? you’ve barely touched your citrus grilled chicken
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Did this really happen, or viral marketing??? 😳😱😓
A woman said I want a divorce and the man bought her bath bombs every day and then she died because she had a secret disease but he can still remember her in the bath.
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
osteoper🚫no🙅‍♀️sis🙅‍♀️
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 21/08/2026
Food has 100 calories
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
mountain dew + ai: automate the experience™️
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
political compass graph whose quadrants are homemaker, committed parent, sex object, and worker
Jesse Watters guest says if women "are not going to be homemakers" or "committed moms, then the only role they have left is as sex objects and as workers"
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
got a puppy just to pick up chicks. these hot singles have no idea i’m spending every waking moment caring for this little being just to impress them. i’m losing sleep, cleaning up her vomit and worrying constantly about her just to get in their pants. yesterday she fell asleep on my lap and i cried
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the ceej machine won’t turn off and i’ll tell you what we’re having a hell of a time trying to store them all. the boardrooms think you can just turn this stuff on and off but it’s not like that at all. no fuckin shot they’re going to fit these guys, and it won’t be me who picks up the phone
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
me: if I wished that I would look good in hats would my head change shape or would the hats? genie: what do you want to happen?
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
no matter where you are he will find you, assuming where you are is an american eagle circa 2008
a guy named Clive standen posing for a photo of an NBC show based on the taken franchise. He is wearing an uninspired peacoat, grey Henley, and dark wash jeans, standing in front of a grey cityscape
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2026
a modified meme of the guy in the corner at the party, but this head is smeagol, and he's saying "they don't know I've been following them for 3 days" but the other party goes are gross and gandalf, the latter telling the former "he's been following us for 3 days" also gilmi and legolas are making out like it's their job
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my claude agents are working better than ever now that I’m on the Nutrisystem™️ diet
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
gotta respect a guy who never gives up
Eric Lipton NYT
One you might find surprising. White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt & members of her team have been extremely helpful in responding to questions I raise. Regardless of public facing commentary, privately they are willing to engage and address questions. And I have appreciated that. Thank you
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Expected result: return the Prime Video show 'Reacher' Actual result: "well,"
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Amazon playing fast and loose with the pass/fail decisions on its UAT scenarios
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
mark zuckerberg’s avatar in the metaverse
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“the failure point of the tuskegee study was its lack of a profit motive”
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
techbros continuing their “recreating from first principles” learning journey to now include IRBs
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
no, they won't let you. the programmers i mean
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
aaayyy ooohhh i’m parkin here
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m always saying this
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
when I consult the Oracle of Inflation Data using the Sticks of Seeing on the journey and whereabouts of the Economy
Hassett: bones of the inflation data headed in the right direction
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
😡😡 therapy should only be when lady tells me it can only good happen
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
zeus law? more like moose jaw! check out what canada has to offer
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nolan seems more comfortable allowing his characters to pursue their compulsions to ruinous ends than the very commenters who demand he make more “complicated” characters
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’ve been thrown for a loop by the common critique that Nolan made Odysseus into a boring action hero Good Guy when the entire movie he’s doing Bad Guy things, making awful decisions, and then at the end he looks at the camera and says “I Am The Bad Guy”
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
my ai air traffic controller, when I note that it’s doomed us all by re-routing the plane on a collision path with the tower: “thanks for pointing that out”
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
back before Woke made it illegal to take pictures, these same exact posters were whining that the marketing women were obscuring their view of the picture of johnathan halo. i was there. you can't fool me
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
hell yeah
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Fellas, is it all up on spunch bob shit to munch?
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
god gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors. but his strongest warriors are out today so i’m subbing in. hey wow this looks pretty tough haha oof
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A fish is essentially a small smooth man who lives in the sea and wants nothing from us
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This Thursday at Club Sonar we’re doing community night. Bring your most valuable community members so they can be recognized by DJ FObAP at our 5am Awards Ceremony. Doors open at 9 and tables are half off for all military and first responders
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i’m always editing that phrase into my w-4s so the agencies know i’m as serious as they are
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
this is not a drill
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brother life insurance just hit 🔥 @moodprobiotic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i love you grain weevil
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
invisible guy on the couch
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
sorry babe not now, zocdoc just told me it's my last chance to review my recent doctor's appointment
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
it's pronounced "be-yurg"
burge kang take it in you manner
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
→ You've been to 30 Cher shows? At least.
I met her once and told her I was ordained on her birthday. She asked if I chose that. I said, "No, Cher. God did."
JIM CUNNINGHAM, 50,
Catholic priest, 30th Cher show
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"coastal elites" unfairly misrepresents the huge and diverse mix of people living on the US coasts by suggesting that they are not all, too, generally mid
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
is it pronounced “I-ee” like they’re scared or “ayyyy” like they’re from jersey? canon is important to me
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
what if we kissed in the Capital One Landing in Terminal B between gates 11-31
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
barttorvik erasure
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
taking a stamp from the post office while simultaneously leaving a stamp by quoting the Great Philosophers to the other people waiting in line
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Jeff Nichols @backwardsriver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891
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bobby™️, a subsidiary of Warner Bros. Discovery @discoverychannel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
after this, they couldn't even film the movie they had originally planned for - brad was totally bewildered. had to make a whole new movie
video thumbnail titled brad pitt stunned as jonah hill explains the math behind baseball
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