Sign in

John dimatos

@dimatosj.bsky.social
102 followers 218 following 761 posts

Open borders, free vaccines for everyone, pistachio butter ambassador. Former / current human.

PostsRepliesMedia
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Consider the Google googlebookOS googlebook, a pretty decent looking laptop, that proves almost definitively that google can only and exclusively ship the org now.
000
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let’s replace all the channels, stations and apps that boomers have with an assault of education on one topic: causation vs correlation
000
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Frontier Labs on X: "Weird thing, last night our latest model invented a new kind of animal, also created the wikipedia entry for it, and somehow made a voice for it????” 1/2 "This new animal is loose in our lab, who do we call, it looks like a bull but sings like Barbra Streisand, help" 2/2
000
Reposted by John dimatos
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
3375391331
Reposted by John dimatos
Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 01/09/2026
A liberal is a conservative who just got mugged by the police
692867593
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get those leopards some GLP-1 meds, they’re gonna get diabetes
110
Reposted by John dimatos
jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026
This is the energy I need Democrats to express
twitter screenshot

Dan
@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17
02430364
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Turnt-Online
010
Reposted by John dimatos
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026
If you haven't used a sledgehammer to hit a guy's knees while he's tied to a chair in a warehouse down by the docks, please keep that word out of your mouth
1742918
Reposted by John dimatos
Mayor Defiant @eminence.fun · 28/08/2026
Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by ICE in an excellent reminder of how regimes repay the provocateurs that were their biggest cheerleaders.
154378
Reposted by John dimatos
Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 28/08/2026
Again, Joe Biden picking Merrick Garland, Republicans' preferred Supreme Court pick who couldn't even get a confirmation hearing, over Doug Jones, who sent members of the Klan to jail and beat a pedophile at the ballot box in Alabama, as Attorney General was a Compromise of 1877-level mistake.
231391206
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whole lot of fantasy writing happening today about the iconic Dolly Parton and what she stood for by centrist doofuses who still think we can all just get a lawn
000
Reposted by John dimatos
Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026
If I was in the sea salt business, I would have never have even checked the Himalayas
191355108
Reposted by John dimatos
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
14083841120
Reposted by John dimatos
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Who amongst has not wanted to eat at the Garbage Pail Prompt
071
Reposted by John dimatos
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want to expand on this in a short thread. Fascism sucks. It is also not going away: it is an effectively permanent part of modern representative politics because it is an effectively permanent part of human nature. We have to be prepared to push back against it, basically forever.
601828398
Reposted by John dimatos
Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is the crux of it. You do not argue that this should be permitted unless you think there's *something* valuable in it. These people don't advocate for hiring young earth creationists into a paleo departments! They don't argue for the hiring of alchemists into chemistry labs!
61034267
Reposted by John dimatos
Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/08/2026
Fun fact: So convinced were white officials in 1963 that the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom on the national mall would bring lawless and violent hordes of Black people that they imposed an emergency ban on alcohol sales in all of DC and neighboring Montgomery and PG counties.
92472584
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The sopping wet battery boy
000
Reposted by John dimatos
Anil Dash @anildash.com · 22/08/2026
It’s worse than this. Having been in the room with many of them (long ago, before I knew they were psychopaths), the tycoons who are left running the industry have an active contempt for ordinary people, including their own workers. They actively want to oppress, control and punish them.
6256101619
Reposted by John dimatos
Gregg Gonsalves @gregggonsalves.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
OK. @jamellebouie.net has a great takedown of our pundit class. Exhibit 1 is David Brooks. Guess what? Yale just hired him to teach undergrads. 1/ youtu.be/46tpqFxfomI?...
youtu.be
The pundits have completely lost the plot
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
541168343
Reposted by John dimatos
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
124660997
Reposted by John dimatos
Dan Silverman @dmsilverman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I‘m far from an AI doomer, but it is amazing how many serious voices — on LinkedIn, no less! — are sharing stories about how AI slop is quickly becoming one of the top problems they see in academic writing and research “AI will 10x our research!” doesn’t seem to be surviving encounters with reality
51537435
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is correct but actually in reverse
010
Reposted by John dimatos
👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
IF WATER WORKED YOU WOULDN’T NEED TO KEEP DRINKING IT
David Wolfe & @DavidWolfe
X.com
IF MEDICINE WORKED YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO REFILL YOUR PRESCRIPTION
7:00 PM • 8/13/26
302556366
Reposted by John dimatos
mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am sorry I don't answer texts or DMs or emails or Slacks fast enough, I am very busy being a disappointment to a completely different person right now
213535
Reposted by John dimatos
alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
by attending this church, you are agreeing to binding arbitration with God
1114723
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Apple buy Lucid you cowards
000
Reposted by John dimatos
Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
159115292684
Reposted by John dimatos
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's time for us peasants to take arms for the great uprising of toyotathon
758528
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I keep trying to read this Steve Yegge essay, but by the time I finish his LLM sentience paragraph, it feels like I'm trapped with someone watching soft porn 2 seats up in premium economy yegge.ai/essays/model...
yegge.ai
The Shape of Things to Come, Part 2: Model Welfare for Agentic Engineers — Steve Yegge
Part 2 of The Shape of Things to Come. Model welfare as an engineering discipline: seats and sessions, laurels, handoffs instead of /exit, and how to build a city worth waking up in.
040
Reposted by John dimatos
batthew 🦇 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My favourite minor character from The Odyssey.
21384
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I hope that little shit of a product manager at Google who moved the back button to the top left of chrome mobile so that they can juice their Gemini in chrome stats, rot in hell.
100
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Zeus and I beheld you from across the symposium and found your stoic pneuma most agreeable, can we buy you a kylix of watered pramnian wine?
000
Reposted by John dimatos
Pruit Igoe @pruitigoe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I feel this is calling out every Republican Lincoln Project, Bulwark, Never Trumper who contributed to the GOP over the past 50 years and has not voiced any apologies for setting the groundwork that led to Trump
18514
Reposted by John dimatos
Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?
its some guy from the atlantic asking "What about a pro-life ethicist whose work argues that abortion is murder, and who believes that bodily autonomy arguments do not override moral duties to the fetus? Would they be hirable in any Gender Studies department at any elite (non-religious) university in America?"

at once an innocent philosophical hypothetical, its also a trenchant question that goes to the heart of actually existing conditions in american colleges and universities in the year 2026
1374350585
Reposted by John dimatos
Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
114137642875
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Burt Reynolds and dom deluise, clad in orange, mustachioed, in cannonball run
001
Reposted by John dimatos
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ME: It's a Superman movie where he comes to earth during prehistoric times PRODUCER: Keep talking ME: called Jurassic Clark HIM: Get out
792306324
Reposted by John dimatos
Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
8056681053
Reposted by John dimatos
Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
3134812798
Reposted by John dimatos
sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish
Mamdani going “Eyyy”Mamdani going “nu?”
7895151276
John dimatos @dimatosj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
THS THDPSSSSPS in imax
111
Reposted by John dimatos
Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
1226492781
Reposted by John dimatos
Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
4481251516
Reposted by John dimatos
Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/07/2026
I hate when I share something and someone that follows me is being a dork in the replies. Motherfuckr I brought you to this party, stop talking shit about the grapes.
0521
Reposted by John dimatos
Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
70110341627
Reposted by John dimatos
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
115208665336
Reposted by John dimatos
Andboo Haunton 😷🎃 @andrewhinton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Costco subreddit — full of devoted Costco fans — collectively dumping on the pricey / fancy 50th anniversary liquor due to the AI sloppy labels. "Please nobody buy this, we need companies to know this isn't appreciated" www.reddit.com/r/Costco/s/fdV...
reddit.com
Reddit - Please wait for verification
0254
Reposted by John dimatos
andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
if congo pull this off i want the british museum empty by midnight
242740656