alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026by attending this church, you are agreeing to binding arbitration with God1:52 AM · Aug 16, 2026 1114723
Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialbring yer ass to god court 060
notnarrow.bsky.social @notnarrow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialNo way! That mfer has welched on previous deals. I don't trust em. 020
💙⚡❤️ The Haunted Typewriter 💀 @hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialthose are the terms of weekly service 110
snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialnot a valid contract without some form of consideration for both parties 120
𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛 @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialSure but I’m tired of having to spank him. Sometimes I want to be spanked. 010
More KFC, Less JFC...(please?) @sinnsearanuaine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.social"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I am but a simple Caveman".... 011
🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @borneojim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialDelete the word arbitration. Still just as bad. 010
Gayer Than Thou 🏳️🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.social“In Delaware.” 031
fry69 @fry69.dev · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.social"Can I see the clauses for eternal damnation again, please?" 011
Asperas Bompar @asperasbompar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialthat's one way for Kate Bush to make her deal with God 010
dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 16/08/2026↪ Replying to @amutepiggy.bsky.socialthere's a hidden setting in the rectory that lets you opt out of Hell 010
